I WANT A FEMBOT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. TFW NO GF IS DRIVING ME

Why? Do you have a fetish for girls that are fat, smell like sweat and pee, and have mental issues?

>>34676335
As someone who dated a fembot, you won't miss out. I realize it sounds nice to have someone who may understand your needs, and although for you your needs can be fulfilled fairly easily, for women it's more complex, not because "women are stupid souless pieces of shit" but because they're just different. Women don't romanticize like men do. My experience with a fembot went like this, I liked her company and she liked mine, we spent time together, told her how I felt for her, she told me she felt the same, dated, she tells me she's not into me anymore, for no reason, and breaks up with me. There's a lot more to this story, but to sum it up, she probably got tired, or she was too much of a bitch to talk shit out with me when she had an issue with my personality, which is something tend to do a lot, not talk about the problem, ignore it and let it bottle up inside. You'll be fine, I'm not too bad looking, I used to be overweight until I fastened diet and did calisthenics, as well as take HGH for my height problem, got my degree in Astronomy/physics, and I volunteered for a special needs foundation called DND. The girl I dated from here is one of the few that aren't ugly as sin, but she sure had her fare share of mental issues that she did not resolve. There's 7 billion humans out there, and you've probably only gotten two decades in, so my best advice is, keep being patient, I realize it sounds silly but someone will come around, just work on yourself first so you can be your best for the girl that falls for you. Best of luck, anon.

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>>34676460
minus the fat part and I'm game, personally

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I wish I had a boyfriend, but it's not going to happen. So I try not to think about it, since it's silly and unrealistic. I've been abandonded by everyone I've ever met.

>>34676568
Give me a chance I won't abandon you.

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I'll be your girlfriend if you give me 1 bitcoin.

>>34676335
>slightly overweight

Literally no reason to be overweight if you "no gf is driving you crazy".

>>34676568
How come every time I talk to girls who say stuff like this they end up ghosting me?

>>34677019
I've noticed this too anon.
It hurts ;_;

>>34677019
This
What the fuck is this shit?

>>34677019
You're not the only worker submitting your resume to fill that position

>>34677019
I'll give you the honest answer: Because they're not girls. They're guys who are roleplaying and when they get bored/too deep they just stop talking to you

>>34677142
Where do they get the pictures of timestamped girls then?

>>34677019
You're boring or repulsive, that's what.

>>34676460
>>34676491
Don't really care if they aren't all that great. It's better than being alone.

looking for weeb gf that wants a boring bf
pls respond

>>34677888
Nobody wants a boring person.

Enjoy your gfless life beta boy

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tfw crazy fembot and no one will like me more then 3 months

tfw novelty

>>34677067
>>34677094
>>34677108
>>34677142
>>34677176
>>34677804
Thr real answer is that they have higher standards because every ugly fuck with a functioning penis has been trying to dick them since they turned 15. Because of this they don't actually realize they're not permanently lonely like you are. That or they at least don't acknowledge it so they can get sympathy points and compliments from betas who think they've got a shot.

>>34678522
tfw i would like you forever
tfw you won't give me a chance

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>>34678611
tfw you lie and you dont even mean to

>>34678522
>>34678681
How crazy we talking? BPD? Be my gf I will hold u forever

>>34678522
>>34678681
what is that pic about? the first one

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>>34678695
some weird tube for nature pees i dunno i have a few they amuse me

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>>34678692
unsolved mystery

>>34676335
They want chad or nothing, like all women.