What is your zodiac sign?

baby sheep

Virgo

It was written in the stars that I'd remain a virgin for life.

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god damn fucking fish

taurus master thick headed race

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leo and i'm basically an attention-addicted, drug-abusing meme

Who /libra/ here?

Finding women but never emotional attraction
send help

>>34674639
I'm a libra too
October 6th heil yes

>>34674392
Capricorn here.

I don't even know what that means besides I'm supposed to be stubborn. Which I am.

Can you post that made up crap that tells you about your personality and shit?

Taurus sun in 10th
Taurus moon in 10th
Cancer ascendant
Taurus mercury in 10th

>>34674392
Cancer. I guess the starts had written how i was going to turn out. A cancerous piece of shit.

>>34674392
capricorn

i hope i dont die alone

>>34674802
you are also supposed to be a workaholic, depressed cunt and, at the same time, the most energetic and have the focus of a laser for any task you set yourself for.

>>34674392
gemini fag right here

>>34674931
we would make great friends

>>34674930
Wow, astrology is stupid.

>>34674856
I've studied astrology, ask me anything you want about it

>>34674392
Was Aries, now am Pisces under the new zodiac

>>34674392
Cancer, it makes the feels stronger.

>>34675124
Sun is Pisces
Ascending Cancer
Moon in Taurus
Mercury in Pisces
Venus in Aries
Mars in Cancer
Jupiter in Libra
Saturn in Aquarius
Your anus in Capricorn
Neptune in Capricorn
Pluto in Scorpio

How fucked am I?

virgo, most robot sign

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Aries: The Ramalamaramalamadingdong

Capricorn, pretty accurate personality but astrology is still bs

/virgo/, yep sounds about right.

http://alabe.com/freechart/

try this ye fooken cunts, it tells you a lot about yourself

>go on 4chan
>try to convince people you're not cancer
nice try guys but you're not fooling anyone

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>>34674559
My brother.

oregano

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Scorpio and intj.

I can't eacape the edge of my fedora.

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>>34674392
Virgo INFJ here to say EVERYTHING IS FEELS AND CHAOS!!!
Don't bother sending help, it was over before it could begin.
>The inside is the outside of existence.
>Harmonics are the keys.
>Non-existence is just another form of existence.
>We have no choice in our being, only the state in which we decide to be.
>Being is the platform of all.
>Self is the platform of creation.
>Mind is the creator.
>Hart is the judge, the guide, and the teacher.

Taurus, originally.

>tfw Capricorn
>tfw supposed to be hard working and driven
>tfw a lazy cunt instead

>>34674392
>believing that the month you were born in somehow correlates with your personality

Get outta here with that normie shit

>>34676450
Scorpio INTP here, how you holding up famalam?

>>34675823
Cancer ascendant/Taurus moon represent

Not very, although you will come off as emotional.

>>34674392
Capricorn
Is Capricorn good or bad

ENTP Aquarius

>>34674392
I didn't think zodiacs meant shit and still don't but my sign ia cancer, when I told my friend that she was surprised because "everyone says cancer males are so moody and you have like no emotion lol."

That was a few hours after I was finished listening to a Crywank album and posting in an INFP thread. How long can I keep this facade?

Is there a tiger on there, fuck idk I'm uneducated and on the internet

>>34678403
>Greeks
>Tigers

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>>34678272
INTP Aquarius

>>34674392
A pitiful cancer

https://youtu.be/l7kBjyA4v8M

IMPORTANT VIDEO

Taurus bull reporting

Gemini intj. They said gemini is one of the most popular and party hard zodiac, but look at me, been single virgin my until present.

>>34678497
The way he pronounces says triggers me more than the overall corniness.

>>34675124

Sun is Scorpio
Ascending Virgo
Moon in Aquarius
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Scorpio
Mars in Sagittarius
Jupiter in Sagittarius
Saturn in Pisces
Uranus in Capricorn
Neptune in Capricorn
Pluto in Scorpio

My knowledge of astrology is limited to the very basic shit, I don't really know what the ascending, moon, or planets are about. What does this stuff mean?

WHO /GEMINI/ HERE. WE RUN THIS SHIT.

>>34678641
Ascendant/rising: where the sun was in the Zodiac at your time of birth, determines your body and how you present yourself to others
Moon: The planet of motherhood and feeling, whatever sign it's in determines where you're comfortable and how you feel

For example,
Virgo rising:
You may come off as meticulous and nitpicking to others, and you may have a practical edge to your thinking

Planets are your areas of life

>>34674615
Fucking same leo bro

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Scorpios and Capricorns are okay
t. Virgo

>>34674392
virgo. not a virgin though
>scorpio magnet
>people think im antisocial but i just dont give a shit
>have to repress the urge to beat the shit out of aries women
>the sign of james gandolfini and filthy frank kek

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>>34678959
>people think im antisocial but i just dont give a shit

>scorpio

What does it all mean?

>>34678959
why are virgos such faggots

>>34678990
Introverted and very complexed guy who becomes possessive and jealous if ever gets in relationship.

>>34678982
>>34678995
i meant people take my apathy personal and misinterpret it as antisocial behavior
but its because i literally dont care

No Sagittarius here?
Hit me up you frauds, what am I?

>>34679047
>Hit me up you frauds, what am I?
Normie.

>>34674392
Leo nigga!

>>34679047
cynical, self sufficient and intelligent

>ISTP Scorpio

Is there any hope for lasting relationships lads?

>>34679132
>>ISTP
Probably no.

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Cancer. Anyone knows when it kicks in?

>>34679312
my mommy girlfriend (male) is a cancer

>>34679312
I feel like Cancer without family (literal or circle of friends) feel very miserable and hopeless.

>>34679509
So what do cancers do. Are we natural born robots or failed normies?

>>34679542
Do you know what that ISTP shit everyone is posting? Forgive my stupidity

>>34680083
>ISTP
It's mbti test type aka the new INTJ meme.

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>>34680051
all the cancers i know IRL are ultra popular even the nerdy ones
the "girl" in the pic is an example of a succesfull cancer

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>>34674392
Aquarius master race comin' through

Cancer/ Gemini cusp

>>34674392
Pisces reporting in, how are you bots going to spend your upcoming birthday?

Great. /r9k/ has become a 40 year old woman's facebook feed.

>leo
>6'2"
>7" dick
>still a robot

where did it all go do wrong

>>34678466
we only live in the dome planet

>>34680144
tfw I'm INTJ and a cancer

>>34680202
I mean he looks like the tumors growing out of the elephant man's back. Idk if that counts as cancer tho

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Al Assad

>>34681643
Are you me? Same situation here

>>34674392
>Cancer
>be emotional for everything

fucking sucks brehs

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Rising: Taurus
Sun: Aquarius
Moon: Aries
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Pisces
Mars: Cancer
Jupiter: Libra
Saturn: Aquarius
Uranus: Capricorn
Neptune: Capricorn
Pluto: Scorpio
North Node: Sagittarius

Chinese Zodiac: Water Cock.

This shit is dumb as hell.

>>34681786
I am you and you are me.

Nah but seriously what's life like for my brother in introversion

>>34674392
aquarius master race
oriningally of course

>>34681811
It's shit honestly, I feel like most of the INTJs are very self-confident, and I'm the complete opposite of that. I frequently avoid people, and come out during nightime. You?

>>34681889
About the same if I fell comfortable which is rarely outside of my room I can come out of my shell. At times I feel like a nuisance to everyone and like I kinda put a damper on everyone's day. What you do for getting through life?

Also I don't know what the "NJT" stands for I only know "I" stands for introvert

>>34681957
I am a student currently, I aspire to become a scientist though. If you're interested, I will explain what it means;
N (intuitive) - relying more on insights and pattern recognitions than conventional ways of decision making
T (thinking) - relying more on logic and objectivity than emotions
J (judging) - preference to plan things and being organized than spontaneous.
Mbti is a pseudo-science, but I find learning about types and functions fun though

>>34682088
Oh shit dope dude is there a specific field of science you trying to get into. Right now I'm taking a emergency medical services course and after that I have no idea what to do with my life.

And thanks for explaining that shit for me now that I know what that shit is about I kinda see that it has some actual semblance to my life. What about man do you feel that stuff kinda explains your behavior?

>>34682088
>types and functions
>posts N, T, J instead of Ni, Te and etc.
you'll never be a scientist.

>>34682197
Well, if you dig deeper into the functions it definitely represents your pattern of thought. I do identify with some of the characteristics (like aloofness, detachment from the reality), but not all of them. Tbh if you actually want to get into it, do the http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm test, it's more focused on your pattern of thinking, and it describes functions well

>>34682260
I've told him the basics of his type, I won't be explaining everything at once.

>>34682318
Thanks man I'll check it.

Good luck with the science shit I gotta go to class to be ostracized

>>34674392
Gemini and bipolar

>>34682396
No problem brother
Thanks, ans good luck :^)

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Serious question...

Is astrology a meme, or is there an actual pattern or something that shows certain people are the way they are due to being born in a certain month under a certain character?

also, Scorpio

>>34682480
Tests like http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php may explain some certain behaviours, horoscopes are shit memes though

>>34682480
Horoscopes are memes but natal astrology can give a lot of insight into your character. Treat it as it shows what kind of car you've got but in the end you have to choose what kind of road to take with it.
t. anon who knows something about it.

>>34674392
Aquarius, was surprised when I found it was actually an air sign because that makes sense.

>>34674392
Chinese astrology is better.

>>34674392
Aries the ram

>>34677053
No job, $30k debt, depressed.

I'm doin alright. Could be worse.

>>34674392
Virgo, obviously.

>>34675124
How do you get over 8th house synastry attraction? This girl's jupiter hits my 8th house and my sun and mars fall into hers. Something keeps bringing us together when we both know we want nothing to do with each other because a future with each other wouldn't make sense

Sagittarius sun
Taurus moon
Virgo rising

And in the chinese zodiac I'm an iron horse.

Virgo intj sperg. Pls kill me

>>34674392
What's your faggot identifier. Mine is dickupbutt.

>>34684684
You don't unless you fulfill a rebirth

>>34674392
this is a nice homestuck thread