Vocaroo thread http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qPHQs4SibL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjtVo1spCG
hello ladies

>>34671516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5Pi6d3MeV

>>34671596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9Ip4GWUyv
for u

>>34671470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s090bmB9SeRT

>>34671748
I fucking Love you anon <3

Can a girl say ''get your life together anon i'm tired of seeing you like this, I'm really worried.''

>>34672066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kV5U39Z84h

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F5LaUhMJjM

will say stuff for free

>>34672157
This is probably what Chad sounds like, but I just want to hear more.

>>34672195
gimme something to say originally

>>34672240
Personally, I'm more than a little disillusioned with castration. I've used it numerous times as a literary device, and it seems to have lost its punch. I'm sure it isn't the last taboo; no doubt there are endless avenues of violence and depravity for me to explore. I've done child molestation, president-fucking, golden showers - in fact, I believe I helped popularize the phrase "I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off"! I've written about mass suicides, mass murders, and God help me, Christian masses. I have blasphemed heinously - although, I admit, not nearly as heinously as any major religion, try as I might. Some of the shit I've done with shit would make your shit turn green. I've played with and eaten my own vomit. I have fucked your father's corpse in every available orifice and have punched out a few new ones, and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it, and tomorrow I'll do it again. I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles. I regret nothing, I apologize for nothing - but it is all so appallingly pedestrian, and none of it thrills or shocks me anymore. It is so sad. So maybe I should just go back to the flowers and the bunnies and the sunshine and whatnot

>>34672066
http://doujins.com/6edb48eh

>>34672157
"My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins" Please.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zXWFajNdRD

I'm curious to see what you guys think. Sorry about the background noise. Im doing this on my shitty loud laptop.

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>>34672463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PxMIJr1Bhd

>>34672291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cjRiip6sx5

sry for the late response

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https://clyp.it/ahhwlugt
What it do robos

>>34672872
Please do this
A teenage girl asks her father if she can borrow his car, the father replies "sure if you suck my dick". So the girl says "ewwww dad what the hell is wrong with you?!?!" Her father says "well if you want it thats what you have to do". Wanting the car so desperately the girl sucks her fathers dick. When she is blowing her dad she says "yuck dad! your dick smells like shit!" Her father says "Oh, your brother needed to borrow some money".

https://clyp.it/g4xm3fk5
love u

>>34673161
call me a dirty beaner and also be my gf ty

>>34673161
https://clyp.it/zzfdlfsl
Seig heil

>>34673254
No , It's my secret identity you dirty beaner

>>34673290
i'm actually the dirty beaner are you going to be my gf or what?

>>34673329
sure I'll be your very original gf

>>34673290
https://clyp.it/mnei3vz

I don't have anything to say just yet but here's a sample of my previous work.

I gotta be quiet because it's late and people in this house are sleeping.

https://clyp.it/42j0gg2o

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t7qE2eWoGk
Sorry for the low volume (and the cringe)

>>34672923
Mmm.. Favorite flavor of ice cream?
Uh.. I will go with hailstorm Mint Ice Cream it's really fucking good.

Btw aren't you the guy that kept uploading awesome songs to Clyp even though vocaroo is better?

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>>34671516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjtVo1spCG
The fucking reee killed me at the end.

>>34673596
I can't hear a fuckin' thing M8

>>34672923
>https://clyp.it/ahhwlugt
Anything with chocolate in it, but Brownie Batter really gets me going.

>>34673713
yeah my mic is really shity, it's really hard to hear it unless you're wearing headphones at max volume.

>>34673587
Alright back on my computer and I got a decent sound bite for y'all to chew on. Again, from Night Vale.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XJ2dAZgs7W

>>34672098
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kV5U39Z84h
You have a mother's voice

>>34672648
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zXWFajNdRD
I can't hear much over your laptop, but it sounds like...early 20's, most likely brown hair and a bit of an acne problem. You sound nervous, are you pretty uncomfortable talking in public?

>>34672098
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kV5U39Z84h
>Uh-nahn
This is technically correct but also who the fuck says it like that

It's like GIF being pronounced "Jif". Technically right but it sounds so wrong

>>34672157
>an-ohn
Is that how it's pronounced? I always thought it was uh-non.

>>34674124
I usually pronounce it "An-uhn" or "Ay-non" if I'm feeling frisky.

>>34671470
bunotin

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I need a girl to give me a 1 minute long rejection

>>34674437
>1 minute long rejection
That's a pretty bizarre and specific fetish.

>>34674437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MfCcFcQjVC
here u go family

>>34674608
Do one saying"Femanon we're done" pls senpai

>>34674543

I'm working on a song and need it for a part.

>>34674773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ShXkRLG84W
here's ur kino family

>>34674860
lol hi john singer

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10OYDGDT3n4
I think I'm going to just camp out in this thread for a bit

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>>34674437
that prompt made me think of voicing an actual scenario where someone was rejecting someone so i wrote a shitty script and made this, so yeah http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oMOIju8ZO1

>>34675197

you sound like a ghay

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>>34675384
alright i guess family

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dc3zv4v1J4

>>34675727
fuck off with your chad voice, you don't belong here get out get out get out GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>34675744
no
originalocarni

>>34675727
Awesome voice

>>34675744
>chad voice
You Americans are faggots.

https://clyp.it/fxfz2tga

>>34676922
you sound like a russian trap i used to know
he ended up prostituting himself for a grand amount of shekels and gained a few mental diseases
still id play vidya with you

>>34677126
I a British trap. Any idea where I can find rich men to prostitute for?

>>34677194
i do remember him having cam show from which he picked out the highest bidders
dont know if you can do the same but theres that
you little whore

>>34677225
Hmm maybe that's an idea. It's not like I even want to, I just want easy mode

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>Tried to do this
>Neighbor knocked on my door and told me to shut up
O-okay...

>>34677340
all you have to do is say hi you faggot not shout or anything
otherwise just tell your neighbor to fuck himself

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08VZ8KWHJ7I

>>34677422
Leave anon alone faggot

>>34678336
no
hes mine you double nigger

>>34678426
Take him, I just mean be nice to him jiggaboo

I love you anon

https://clyp.it/g1zdsyfm

>>34678482
>posted 2 days ago

>>34678518
Yeah I like recording stuff

I'm >>34671516
>tfw no gf to laugh at my autistic screeching while you play video games