/ideal/

>empathetic
>kind and sweet
>listens to music with me
>adventurous and outdoorsy
>will lift with me
>will cuddle with me
>will try new things with me
>will not hurt me
>will put up with my BPD/depression/craziness
>5+/10

I just want someone compatible with my personality, I'm not too picky, especially not with looks

>gamer (preferably PC)
>likes me for who I am
>finds me funny
>gets ironic dank meme culture
>has knowledge about the world
>hates Islam (not Muslims, just the ideology)
>6+/10
>wants to spend time with me
Basically non existent, I would only be in a relationship with someone I would be friends with.

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>>34671161
>shorter than me (5'10'' or lower)
>kind of a whiny, nasal Jew-ish voice
>freckles
>stubby little hobbit legs
>thick thighs
>busty
>shares some interests with me but not too many interests, leaves me space and wants space of her own, accepts that it's not healthy to be together 24/7
>likes dirty jokes, not easily offended
>enjoys snuggling
>loyal to the point that I never have to worry about her fucking around behind my back
>politically aware but sufficiently jaded that she's not easily swept up in causes and movements
>wants kids
>likes animals
>bonus points for lactation fetish

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>>34671161

>desire for long-term relationship (MOST IMPORTANT)
>likes to cuddle
>introspective, doesn't just reiterate opinions and buzzwords
>6-8/10, (anything too attractive and she's be fighting off chads I figure)
>open to new experiences
>mindful, aware of own feelings

bonus round

>studying mathematics
>leans conservative, but not that invested
>balance of silly and edgy humor
>will an hero with me before getting old

Anything else doesn't matter too much.

>>34672720

shit, forgot a real important one

>doesn't want kids

I guess that's implied with the an hero one, but still - this is extremely important for me.

lol it's like this thread matters or will amount to something

:^)

> introvert
> Reads books
> Likes horror movies
> Film festivals
> Vegan
> Cooking at home
> Talking under warm blankets

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>Self respecting
>Loyal
>Reliable
>Honest
>Kind and motherly
>Empathetic and understanding
>Self aware
>Intelligent
>Energetic, adventurous, and a bit cavalier, maybe even going so far as to be a bit of a tom boy
>Supportive
>Some shared interests
>Wants kids
>healthy mind
>Fit body
>Pear shaped figure
>Childbearing hips
>Some freckles
>Nice thick eyebrows

I will never find her.

>>34671161
>loyal
>not a social media whore
>preferably neet
>long hair
>similar political views

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Her

Having a oneitis is the worst feeling

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>>34672720
Thanks for the new wallpaper bro

Howlsie

>>34673739
Thats fucking rad anon

>>34673739

I was actually posting that image thinking "I hope someone finds this picture and likes it" - glad you did. I think the painter made it after his son killed himself or something like that.

>fat
>hairy
>not a huge whore
>not too crazy
>loves me

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>>34673693
Is that Mai?

>>34671161
That, plus isn't a raging liberal. Even a classical liberal is fine. Someone who is willing to hang around and eventually maybe start a family.
She doesn't have to be into my hobbies, or be very well read (well ok maybe she should have read at least one big book), and it doesn't bother me if she smokes or drinks as long as it's in moderation (I only drink beer).

>not a normalfag (at least a cyborg)
>laughs at my jokes
>not easily offended
>preferably conservative/not political
>likes typical robot shit (vidya, anime, etc)
>6+/10 (not that difficult since my standards are shit)