Being attractive is a blessing from the universe

>>34669552
Too bad you're a faggot

Hang yourself OP

OP needs external validation

>>34669646
You should hang yourself since you're burdening precious resources for us people who actually matter.

>>34669679
Of course humans need external validation silly. You can tell yourself you're special and worth something all day. Means nothing if the outside world doesn't validate you.

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>>34669552
>>34669696

l hope you drop the barbell on your neck.

>>34669696
>thinks he matters
If you died tomorrow the world wouldn't notice. You're a nobody, just like everyone else. That's why you rely on external validation like a loser.

post pics of u

>>34669828
I don't rely on it, it just feels amazing. It may actually feel better than sex itself. Being pursued by attractive females as a male is one of the best highs that exists. When I die I will die with a huge smile on my face, because I have been blessed.

>>34669899
I will not post my face on 4chan lol. I actually did once on here and got a swarm of fembots to email me. Never again

Lulz

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>>34669773
Why are you so upset? Is it because the women you daydream about spending your life with send me messages like this?

How does one become a leader of /r9k/? I can let a few robots eat my cum out of my fuck buddies pussies. I know you guys are into being cucks.

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Should I let this chick eat my ass

>>34669552
Hey chad post a pic of yourself

>>34670297
How come my thread won't go to the top of the forum?

>>34670334
cause it's shit

>>34669958
You wont. Because youll get old and theyll stop pursuing you. It is only good as long as it lasts. I peaked early now Im thirty and miserable again.

>>34670360
Nvm my phone must have been tweaking. Would you prefer a bbc or trap thread cuckboii?

>>34670436
>tweaking

Kys

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>>34670409
As if my looks are the only thing I have.

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>>34670463
They clearly are because based on this thread you're a horrible person.

>>34670496
Hmm but I just donated a bunch of money to a child with cancer?

>>34670534
just sheer curiosity anon, why did u make this thread?

>>34670570
>why did u make this thread?

cause he's an insecure bitch lmao

>>34670570
I'm sleepy and dont feel like doing anything productive.
>>34670583
I could literally fuck your mom if I wanted too. Think about that.

>>34670642
lmfao don't make me laugh, you're duke of the fucking retards. Congrats, fucking hang yourself you pathetic bitch lol

>>34670642
are you familiar with narcisstic personality disorder?
You sound like a sociopath or someone who has been deeply hurt before, I hope you look within yourself and find inner peace one day

This guy literally posts the same thing whenever possible holy shut it's sad af.

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>>34670665
Nah think I'll stay here and be gods gift to women for my short stay and this planet ;)

Can I have your moms numb?

>>34670642
You couldn't fuck a girl above the age of 14 you fucking loser, KEK

It's the same two people he texts too. The first pic is from some french girl that he met once or some shit?? Second girl isn't one he's even met lmao.

>>34670737
Lmao why do you retards take everything so seriously? Calm down sperglord.

The only inner piece I need is your moms coochie

>>34669552
Chad, I'm actually genuinely in my room smiling happy for you this is so funny in its own way

>>34670777
Shut the fuck up dude, your posts are lame af, kys

>>34669552
Your a very sick man, a very bad man for using resources that we could have used

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>>34670769
Saaayyy what?

Stay jelly

ITT:
virgin incel loser with screenshots makes robots rage in spam bait thread

>>34670752
The fuck r u even saying? You've never been laid.

>>34670777
this is a defense mechanism in action, you never emotionally invest yourself in anything for fear of being hurt
ill be praying for u anon

>>34670864
>The fuck r u even saying?

That you're a loser. Lulz are you retarded too?

>>34670832
Screenshots of my conversations with the women I bang retard. God I love it when you fags get your autistic rage going.

>>34670889
How did you become this way? Working out? And yed I'm jelly

>>34670898
>obvious autistic dude freaking out in his own thread calling other people autistic

lol

>>34670868
Why is that you aspies think you can somehow break someone down by making a cringy post on their pysche. You literally couldn't be more wrong.

>>34670899
That's part of it senpai. Do you lift?

>>34670984
No I'm not allowed my parents say it makes guys aggressive and I can't afford to move out

>>34670984
The only thing OP lifts is the middle schoolers he's texting in these cringey screenshots, lmfao

>>34670997
Are you trollin me son??

>>34671006
Jesus christ i can only imagine how awkward and cringeworthy the shit you say and do irl is.

>>34671141
I can only imagine how much of a fucking faggot you are irl lmao

>>34669552
if bragging about your supposed good looks to a bunch of internet losers get you off then so be it you shallow faggot

>>34669552
That's called positive reinforcement. It's a fairly standard and simple behavioral training technique.

Post pics of yourself and all the different girls you've banged. Let's see that "sculpted" body.

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>>34669552
It s the guy with the French girl at it again. Everytime you post about this your ego is more inflated. I hope you choke and die on your pride.

>>34670032
oh my god you are such a faggot piece of shit. I hope you get your face caught in a meat grinder and then an old janitor with aids fucks you in the ass in the hospital while youre getting your pwetty wittle face fixed

>>34670032
How can they email you without your email?
And no they were just soc or cgl sluts dipshit

your looks will fade, and your body will rot.
You should devote your time to something more meaningful than hedonistic endeavors, especially considering your currency is something given(born with), not earned.

The true fruit of the countless generations that died before us is the chance to attain self-actualization.

>>34669552
As someone from fit, this thread is retarded. You're probably dyel and not special or unique for talking to sluts and being their weekend hook-up

>>34670086
bro you shouldnt talk to your mom that way

>>34670954

Well he's certainly pushing your buttons. m8 I'm not a robot but I'd never come here to make a thread to brag about fucking some chick.

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>>34671246
Should I post my cock instead?

>>34671324
Post yourself an heroing

>>34671324
No. Pics of you and all the girls you fuck. I don't want some dickpic pulled off the internet. Prove it to us, faggot

Somehow I don't feel jealous at all.

Haha this is awesome.

>>34671300
"As someone from fit". Holy fucking cringe.

Whatever you wanna tell yourself broski. The cope ITT is unreal. Lmao

>>34671354
Nope I don't post anyone I personally know on this site.

>>34671315
I've been loling this entire time. What on earth do I have to be mad about?

>>34671467
Proof that you're a loser projecting his insecurities.

>>34671276
I posted my email that's how. There's actually a few good looking chicks on here.

>>34671511
Fuck off. Don't pretend to be me. You guys really are pathetic.

>>34671284
I pursue a lot of things in life senpai. Don't gwt it twisted?

>>34671489
>What on earth do I have to be mad about?

Your pathetic life lol

>>34671495
What are you talking about?

>>34671530
And wtf r u talking about?

>>34671100
You are trolling

>>34671535
>I pursue a lot of things in life senpai. Don't get it twisted?

Wow, you are fucking retarded

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>>34671547
What's so pathetic about it fammo?

Are you the fag with the French girl?
The rusty?

>>34671535
You seem to be most interested in pursuing (You)s
which makes me feel bad for you.

Actually yeah, you coming here to brag shows you're not actually a really good person, when these things you have going on for you are over, you are fucked. Moreso that attitude will eventually get you in trouble. Enjoy haha.

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>>34671566
I mean I'm not posting very meaningful content. But all of my convos are my convos. Don't see how that's trolling?

>>34671625
Yeah I'll enjoy fucking literally any girl I want to while you dream about losing your virginity

>>34671623
Wtf are you talking about

>>34671656

Haha I lost my virginity in a better way you could ever imagine.

That's why I said I'm not jealous at all. >>34671372

But you coming here and posting that shit trying to make others feel bad clearly shows there's something very wrong with you, the later you find out, the more fucked you are hahaha.

>>34671606
Yes senpai. It's very odd how many of you know these things. Do you frequent these boards a lot?

>>34671648
Well my parents are liberals and are with the philosophy that the only reason a guy would have to get fit is if they want to hurt someone.

>>34671718
Well I do want to hurt someone. I wanna hurt those who hurt me and others.

>>34671713
It's not that hard to remember
Plus I keep tabs on things
I think I have your screencaps in a folder somewhere
Hmmm... Did you post your face?

>>34671625
Dude I come here sometimes when I just want to turn my brain off for awhile and shitpost. Stop taking it to heart.

>>34671656
Cool if you're me and the real op post some more convo with the french chick from last night.

You hate on me sperg out and then pretend to be me. It literally gets no more pathetic than that?

>>34671625
Honestly, it's pathetic
At least it's safe to assume he's hardly happen if mister Greek statue has to stoop so incredibly low as to gloat on r9k in order to feel good about himself

>>34671777
Happy* not happen

>>34671718
How old are you? Do you want to get in shape?

>>34671648
the self loathing that must go into making this thread, having meaningless sex, and the pleasure of knowing that one day you'll have to settle for some bimbo who will produce single digit IQs is putting my on cloud 9.
>inb4 YouU FaAgS ArER MadD CusS ImMM ManANGer At WAlaAmart Nowo

>>34671771
Hmm perhaps i have been coming on here a little much this past month. No I don't believe I did senpai.

>>34671777
Assume whatever you want, if it makes you feel better then go for it.

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>>34669552
nobody cares, elliot rodger was attractive but still an incel

>>34671855
Who's elliot rodger and why should I care? Is he your hero?

Jesus. I have crippling envy of Chad's but even I would never want to be this guy. Bragging on r9k? What?

>>34671896
>but even I would never want to be this guy. Bragging on r9k? What?

Ikr, OP obviously has some sort of mental illness

>>34671843
You've posted here before. And the first French girl relate one was a while ago. Say, a 2 months? You've been keeping us posted. I like it.
I've started to use software that can identify posters by double posting images. If you've been posting an image more than once it'll probably get a hit. I find you especially interesting.

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>>34671881
>Who's elliot rodger
Ok thats it, time to pack up now lads

>robots are this easy to bait

>>34670748
wait wtf? you are literally that fag that just a few weeks ago was super insecure and asking for advice here on how to text that french girl. we were rooting for you bro! shame your ego got so inflated just from talking to a few roasties

>that french chick wasn't even good looking so stop acting like you are God's gift to Stacy

>>34671928
Finally someone who appreciates my posting. Thank you anon I'm glad you enjoy my threads.

>>34671796
I'm 18 and sort of because my life is going no where

>>34671986
Cool post a pic of her then.

Not really I already knew what she was gonna say, it just made a funny thread watching you all sperg out.

>>34672017
Don't worry bud, I like these. It's a change o pace for this board. We've got to be hating someone, or else we just languish with empty threads and trap bait in the catalog

>>34672036
Ask them if you can do gymnastics. Not even trolling, you'll meet women and you'll get shredded.

>>34671855
golly, it's almost like female sexuality isn't 100% based on visual stimuli.

>>34672052
I have a entire folder full of convos and tinder messages. I'll make another thread in a month or two.

>>34672154
Well then, I'll see you in the future. It's time I get some sleep.
Start using a trip so I don't have to look for you.

>>34672207
Aware me on how to use a trip?

>>34672225
There should be an option above the content of your post to give yourself a name. Leaving it blank makes it Anonymous. See?

>>34672315
Yes but can't someone else just put in the same name?

>>34669552
>I literally am on cloud nine right now after a good work out and being showered with compliments all day.
You're litterally begging for karma to throw acid in your face

>bragging on an internet milk curdling forum were no one gives a shit
Saged and reported :^)

But are you attractive enough to get pictures of her feet to upload here?

>>34673698
I've had some of the most beautiful feet in my face while goong balls deep. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.