she cant reject you if you don't ask her out

>>34666240
You can't fail if you never try.

>>34666240
She can't get preggo if you never fuck her

>>34666240
They'll put that on my tombstone

>>34666240
She can't cuck you if you never leave the basement

>>34666240
>>34666261
This is literally my life strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM

got me in the mood for some 2pac wisdom

when bitches get horny, niggers die

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>>34666240
you can't win if you never win

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>>34666276
>They'll put that on my tombstone
>They

Who are "they", Anon?

My kids won't put anything on my tombstone, coz I won't have kids. Same for my fictionnal wife and hypothetical friends.
My parents will probably be dead already.

So really, there will be no one to carve a kind word for us and you and I'll be Anonymous in death like we were in life.

> Epitaph is the tattoo of the Otherworld anyway, don't do that

>>34666240
you can't be proven wrong if you don't try to prove anything at all