Dubs decide what I'm getting for my gf for Valentine's Day.

>>34665853
Get her a nice BBC bull :^)

>>34665853
Congrats on most reddit post of the day

>>34665877
>Congrats on most reddit post of the day
Here we go, op!

Get your gf the most reddit post of the day (on the day of valentine's day). Print it out on some nice high-priced fancy resume paper, then cut it out and frame it and give it to her.

>>34665853
A letter, in which you dump her.

>>34665906
Reroll
>>34665877
This doesn't count

>>34665904
OP here. That's pretty lame.

>>34665937
Reroll again
You WILL dump your GF or gtfo my board. I will not give up.

>>34665937
>>34665939
Too bad, life isn't fair. We're playing by your own rules.

>>34665970
REROLL
I WILL STOP AT NOTHING

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If dubs OP has to shit in a nice laquered wooden box and give it to his GF for v-day

>>34665994
Rerolling again
>>34665986
That post didn't suggest a gift, idiot

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>>34666012
Reroll. I will never stop. Normies must pay.

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>>34666031
Kek, you will grant me this. Reroll.

>>34666012
>That post didn't suggest a gift, idiot
Ok then you redditfaggot, do this:

>>34666002
everyone reroll for this so OP can make his redditlationship crash and burn

>>34666002
>>34666055
>55
>on a reroll for the "shit in a laquered box and give it to your GF" post

ITS OFFICIAL

ITS OFFICIAL

OP HAS TO SHIT IN A LAQUERED WOODEN BOX AND GIVE IT TO HIS GF SO HE CAN "EXPRESS HIS LOVE" FOR HER ON V-DAY

>>34666053
Reroll again
>>34666055
Technically still didn't suggest a gift, only told others to roll for it

>>34666078
>Technically still didn't suggest a gift, only told others to roll for it
Oh boy of course the redditor is gonna use some nu-logic to welsh out

God FORBID you actually do what you say instead of acting like a fickle little nu-male

>>34666002
I'll roll for this one too I guess

>>34666073
He didn't reroll, he just told others to do so.

>>34666103
Watch OP is gonna still say "uh uh technically it was a reroll and a SUGGESTION so uh it doesnt count" if someone gets dubs on rerolling that post again

these redditourist nu-males make me sick

>>34666100
I'm not OP, just want to be precise.
>>34665906
Reroll again motherfucker

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>>34666078
one off
Im keeping my gf or bernie wont be the next president of the US

>>34666073
>OP HAS TO SHIT IN A LAQUERED WOODEN BOX AND GIVE IT TO HIS GF SO HE CAN "EXPRESS HIS LOVE" FOR HER ON V-DAY

Came here to post this. Please in a heart shape.

>>34666117
>>34666120
No, I told OP to do what was contained in the 2nd post I quoted in that post. AND I got dubs which means OP HAS TO FUCKING DO IT

You redditourist nu-male cuckolds with your smarmy nu-logic really need to get on board or fuck off; you're part of the cancer that killed 4chan

>>34666126
You WILL write a letter to your gf and you WILL call her a vapid cunt and brutally dump her. On Valentine's Day. By the power of these digits.

>>34666136
He won't do it because OP is a cuckold coward redditor nu-male who wants someone to serendipitously post "get her a dozen roses and an 18k white gold pendant and a $6000 gift certificate to Spa Roastie because of teh karma and teh upvotes!"

fucking cuckold pussybeggar redditors

>>34665853
OP must suck a black man's cock, record the video and send it to his gf.

>>34666142
You know what? Fuck it. I'll combined the gifts and make everyone happy. Shit in the box and put a letter dumping her on top of the box.

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>>34665853
I'm too intelligent to get a girlfriend.

I know the sleek, dark, hole that awaits me on the other side of the green fence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7o0xm3PY-Q

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>>34666176
REROLL REROLL REROLL
THIS COMMENT IS ORIGIN-OLL

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>>34666176
The rerolls will never stop, OP. This is what you get for being a normie.

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pic reIated :D

Il

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>>34666176
REROLLING
DO IT
JUST DO IT
I NEED THESE DUBS

>>34665853
Your dismembered to gue tied neatly around your dismembered penis.

In a newspaper lined showbox, of course

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>>34666244
PRAISE KEK
NORMIES BTFO
YOU BETTER DELIVER OP

>>34666244
ORIGINALLY WINRAR

>>34666244
Capped, OP better fucking deliver

A nice pair of socks that contain a week's worth of your cum

>>34666244
Do not let OP slide this thread lads
We better get timestamped evidence on V-Day

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>>34666244
You're one of us now, OP. Enjoy your last week with your gf.

>>34665853
>>34666244
We did good today, lads.

/r9k/ is officially /b/ 2.0

>>34665853
Shit on her

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A bottle full of blood, mucus and piss