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Help me unironically become more beta. 2017-02-05 10:15:22 Post No. 34664379
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Help me unironically become more beta. 2017-02-05 10:15:22 Post No. 34664379
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Hello, friends and brothers of /r9k/.
I don't usually browse this board. I'm more of an /s4s/ and /a/ guy myself.
I'm an unifag, studying English and Russian (yes, i took the pol russian bait). There, I met this girl that lives pretty close to me, and we started conversing here and there while on our way back home from Uni.
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>we're not really neighbors, but we live close enough to ride the same bus home.
>she always self-invites at my place so we can ''study''
>every single time, she makes it clearer and clearer that she wants to fuck me
>yesterday she came at my door wearing tight leather pants and was stuck to me like was a fucking magnet
>she even confessed to me only to later blame it on being drunk
Here's the catch. I don't want her.
>she's not ugly, but average
>basically your everyday 5.5 - 6 girl
About me:
>I'm a manlet (1.73)
>I'm fat
>I've got long hair (always keep it in a bun) and a beard (well-trimmed but a neckbeard nonetheless)
There are 3 reasons for this:
>I find it really degenerate to have sex outside of a relationship (for both men and women)
>she's very normie and boring and I wouldn't want a relationship with her
>I suspect she has a weird daddy kink form what she tole me
It doesn't help that I pretty much look like a dad and act sometimes I act like one (I make silly dad jokes around normies and I'm also very protective with people in general).
I'm going to see her every day for the next 4 fucking years. Am I doomed, /r9k/? What can I do to make her lose her interest?
Also, ask a fat, gaymur, neckbeard, manlet robot anything.
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>>34664379
>s4s
leave pls
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>>34664498
ok, ok, friendo. Maybe i shouldn't've mentioned that, but I really need advice.
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Just fuck her you spastic. Id kill for that opportunity. The only people that talk to me are voices telling my to kill myself and others.
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>>34664379
dude just fuck her
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>>34664842
but don't you think that's kind of degenerate?
Also, if i fuck her and she wants something serious, I'm fucked. I am going to be around her for the next couple of years. It's going to get very unconfortable? I've had a suicidal GF with daddy issues in the past. Gets REALLY shirry REALLY fast.
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>>34664967
It's more degenerate caring about whether something is degenerate or not. Either fuck her and ignore her, or just tell her you're not interested? How fucking hard is it?
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>>34665079
Tried to actively avoid her for the past month and doesn't really work. I'm thinking about being blunt and telling her, but i don't want to come off as an insensitive bastard. Also, she helps me with my Swedish exams (the fucking university made us take a 3rd language purely for keks and Swedish was the only one available at the time.
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>>34664379
If you wanna become more beta, cut yourself off completely from the human race and stay in your room and browse 4chan for 10+ hours a day.
Works like a charm.
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>>34665155
>actively avoid her
>letting her in your home yesterday
Hmmm this doesn't add up
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>>34665304
what the fuck was I supposed to do while she was at my door? Kick her out?
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>>34664379
start a relationship with her, women, especially this young, are very impressionable so you can mold them in your image basically
there is a reason most products are marketed to females.
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>>34664379
wtf, I cant believe I found this chick attractive when I first saw this movie
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>>34664379
>About me:>I'm a manlet (1.73)>I'm fat>I've got long hair (always keep it in a bun) and a beard (well-trimmed but a neckbeard nonetheless)
And you think that you can score better?
Wow
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