How do I stop my parents making fun of me for literally everything?
I am 28 years old and they treat me like a 10 yer old
>Have a shopping list on my counter
>need to buy some snacks
>list includes loose bananas, which are priced by the pound
>I leave myself slightly under 10 dollars for all my snacks
>Write at the bottom '30 cents left which allows banana flexibility'
>this means obviously, I can buy the bananas if they weight slightly more, and I don't have to go over 10 dollars
>parents find the list
>dad starts howling
>'BANANA FLEXIBILITY? BANANA.... FLEXIBILITY!!'
>they both make fun of me ALL FUCKING DAY
>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility
>dad left banana skin on the top of the stairs so I would fall and he could make more fucking jokes
This is ridiculous. Does anyone else experience this?
>>34662611
HAHAHAHAH banana fucking flexibility.
What a useless thing to write. What a useless personality you have.
>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility
HAHAHA ehem umm...banana flexibility is actually funny anon
HAHA BANANA FUCKING FLEXIBILITY?
WHAT A FAGGOT
how much flexible did your bananas get?
>>34662611
your parents sound funny and enjoyable, laughing at yourself is a good and healthy thing to do
>>34662643
is english your second language? or are you just underage?
Something Ted Mosby would say and not knowing that it's funny is also so Ted Mosby of him. I like OP already
>Banana flexibility
That is pretty funny OP. If you dislike it so much you can always move out.
>>34662611
Yeah. My dad makes fun of me for being a virgin and stuff, but he's a smoker and 60, so I pray he's going to kick the bucket soon.
did those 30 cents increase the flexibility of your bananas, faggot?
>>34662611
>tfw your bananas aren't flexible
>>34662611
I know this is fake but
>Banana flexibility
lel
>>34662611
Can you get your parents to post on here? They sound pretty funny. I'd like for them to greentext other stories about you.
>mfw it costs me more than 30 cents to keep banana flexible
Why am I laughing at flexible bananas?
You sound like an incredibly boring tightass. Your parents are trying to bantz with you and get you to lighten the fuck up for once. Quit treating everything like a personal fucking attack.
>>34662611
Mate you're 28 and living with your parent, you have bigger issues than flexible bananas.
>>34662611
>be 28
>bananas aren't flexible enough
>>34662643
there is no such thing as a useful personality. They are all shit.
>>34662611
It's not being made fun of in a negative light. LOL I'd say it's actually funny. Being able to chill and laugh at yourself is also one key.
Also see >>34663014
Only solution is to shave their heads in their sleep obviously
>>34662611
Move out you fucking degenerate
>>34663430
Kek
Can we make this a meme?
>tfw no one takes banana flexibility into effect
>tfw hyundai myself via drowning
SO HOW DO I ERASE BANANA FLEXIBILITY IN MY HEAD?
>>34663668
>when you hyundai yourself because you couldn't flex the banana
>>34663578
YES PLS
HAHAHAHA
>>34663610
you mean "account" stupid
>>34663726
You don't know what I meant, you stupid inflexible banana
>>34663726
>TFW no flexible bananas to take into account
Inflexible banana is what makes a true robot.
>>34662611
LMAO. BANANA FUCKING FLEXIBILITY!
>>34662611
Because why, of all things to make flexible, do you have to make it banana?
Good choice though faggot.
>tfw I left bananas out all night and they go stiff
Fuck sake, I need the flexibility.
>>34662611
You sound autistic. But your parents sound like total assholes.
>>34664488
>tfw no gf to keep banana flexibility
>tfw you just work on your own banana flexibility
>>34662611
If I stroke my banana it gets less flexible. How do I correct this issue?
>>34662611
Your parents are fucking children OP, I can relate as my mother throws temper tantrums 24/7 and my cuck dad sides with her to avoid confrontation. Just endure it 'til you get out, it's what I'm doing.
Its too much, ive exceeded the point where laughing is a possibility.
>Someone please screencap this
Tfw you find a bitch miring your bananas flexibility
>>34664555
>tfw you find someone to help work on your banana flexibility
>>34664913
>tfw actually working on banana flexibility