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Always being made fun of?

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How do I stop my parents making fun of me for literally everything?
I am 28 years old and they treat me like a 10 yer old

>Have a shopping list on my counter
>need to buy some snacks
>list includes loose bananas, which are priced by the pound
>I leave myself slightly under 10 dollars for all my snacks
>Write at the bottom '30 cents left which allows banana flexibility'
>this means obviously, I can buy the bananas if they weight slightly more, and I don't have to go over 10 dollars
>parents find the list
>dad starts howling
>'BANANA FLEXIBILITY? BANANA.... FLEXIBILITY!!'
>they both make fun of me ALL FUCKING DAY
>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility
>dad left banana skin on the top of the stairs so I would fall and he could make more fucking jokes

This is ridiculous. Does anyone else experience this?
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>>34662611
HAHAHAHAH banana fucking flexibility.

What a useless thing to write. What a useless personality you have.
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>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility

HAHAHA ehem umm...banana flexibility is actually funny anon
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HAHA BANANA FUCKING FLEXIBILITY?

WHAT A FAGGOT
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how much flexible did your bananas get?
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>>34662611
your parents sound funny and enjoyable, laughing at yourself is a good and healthy thing to do

>>34662643
is english your second language? or are you just underage?
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Something Ted Mosby would say and not knowing that it's funny is also so Ted Mosby of him. I like OP already
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>Banana flexibility
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That is pretty funny OP. If you dislike it so much you can always move out.
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>>34662611
Yeah. My dad makes fun of me for being a virgin and stuff, but he's a smoker and 60, so I pray he's going to kick the bucket soon.
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did those 30 cents increase the flexibility of your bananas, faggot?
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>>34662611
>tfw your bananas aren't flexible
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>>34662611
I know this is fake but
>Banana flexibility
lel
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>>34662611
Can you get your parents to post on here? They sound pretty funny. I'd like for them to greentext other stories about you.
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>mfw it costs me more than 30 cents to keep banana flexible
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Why am I laughing at flexible bananas?
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You sound like an incredibly boring tightass. Your parents are trying to bantz with you and get you to lighten the fuck up for once. Quit treating everything like a personal fucking attack.
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>>34662611
Mate you're 28 and living with your parent, you have bigger issues than flexible bananas.
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>>34662611
>be 28
>bananas aren't flexible enough
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>>34662643
there is no such thing as a useful personality. They are all shit.
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>>34662611

It's not being made fun of in a negative light. LOL I'd say it's actually funny. Being able to chill and laugh at yourself is also one key.
Also see >>34663014
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Only solution is to shave their heads in their sleep obviously
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>>34662611
Move out you fucking degenerate
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>>34663430
Kek

Can we make this a meme?
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>tfw no one takes banana flexibility into effect
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>tfw hyundai myself via drowning
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SO HOW DO I ERASE BANANA FLEXIBILITY IN MY HEAD?
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>>34663668
>when you hyundai yourself because you couldn't flex the banana
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>>34663578
YES PLS
HAHAHAHA
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>>34663610
you mean "account" stupid
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>>34663726
You don't know what I meant, you stupid inflexible banana
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>>34663726
>TFW no flexible bananas to take into account
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Inflexible banana is what makes a true robot.
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>>34662611
LMAO. BANANA FUCKING FLEXIBILITY!
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>>34662611

Because why, of all things to make flexible, do you have to make it banana?

Good choice though faggot.
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>tfw I left bananas out all night and they go stiff

Fuck sake, I need the flexibility.
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>>34662611
You sound autistic. But your parents sound like total assholes.
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>>34664488

>tfw no gf to keep banana flexibility
>tfw you just work on your own banana flexibility
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>>34662611
If I stroke my banana it gets less flexible. How do I correct this issue?
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>>34662611
Your parents are fucking children OP, I can relate as my mother throws temper tantrums 24/7 and my cuck dad sides with her to avoid confrontation. Just endure it 'til you get out, it's what I'm doing.
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Its too much, ive exceeded the point where laughing is a possibility.
>Someone please screencap this
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Tfw you find a bitch miring your bananas flexibility
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>>34664555
>tfw you find someone to help work on your banana flexibility
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>>34664913

>tfw actually working on banana flexibility
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