Is it true normans can sense if your a virgin?

>>34659827
>he has the virgin walk
Everyone can tell

>he has the virgin ear wiggle

embarassing

>>34659827
No.
I told someone once and they didn't believe me.

>he does virgin knuckle crack

just stop

>>34659827
No, not by just passing by, maybe after talking to them they could or for instance if they ever found out you never had a girlfriend. There is no virgin walk, virgin stare, virgin operating heavy machinery, none of that shit is real

>he has the virgin talk speed

Jesus

>>34659827
virgins have a distinct odor

>he has the virgin stare

please help me

>sometimes I do virgin walk
>sometimes I do virgin knuckle
>I have velcro wallet
>I weat graphic tees

Guess what

>>34659827
Yup, can confirm, people look at me like an alien everyday.

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>He has the virgin dance

Just end it

>he hasn't lost his virgin teeth

don't smile, instant giveaway

It's not an instant sense, but some people definitely give off the virgin vibe

I'm sure I've met many many people who were virgins with whom I couldn't tell, however of the people who seemed like virgins I'm sure 99% of them were actually virgins.

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he has the

>virgin accent
>virgin stance
>virgin shoes
>virgin watch
>virgin glasses
>virgin laugh
>virgin smile
>virgin eye contact
>virgin posture
>virgin walk
>virgin hair
>virgin eyebrows
>virgin hands
>virgin skin
>virgin earphones
>virgin cellphone

>>34660310
>virgin wallet

>>34659827
>He breathes like a virgin
I don't like standing out like this.

I have the virgin stench.

>>34659827
It doesn't become obvious until sex talk comes up.

>>34659827

No, they can sense if you're weak and physically unattractive to women.
If you're short, have narrow shoulders, wide hips, feminine face, etc.

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>>34659827
Not instantly.
Just by talking with you, or being around you for a certain amount of time they can tell you aren't normal and probably never gotten laid.
Knew a guy at work that acted.....off for lack of a better word, and would tell everyone he has a girlfriend and he was obviously lying. No girl is going to want to fuck him if he acts like that lmfao.

>not paying for a virginectomy

best 10k I ever spent, now no one knows I'm still a virgin

>>34659827
I'm so timid, quiet and apologetic they can tell immediately. They can't tell other people who I know are virgins.

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>mfw I do actually have a virgin walk
I JUST WANNA GET TO WHERE IM GOING

yes the walk put your shoulders in, it will help. some people can tell others don't know.

>>34659827
what the fuck is that whore doing

>>34660554
She's blueballin that poor guard fella

>>34660344
>He lives like a virgin

It's so easy to spot honestly, just kys.

>he has the virgin existential dread

>>34659827
ME? Yes. I walk funny for some reason. I am boring. I am ugly. I am probably autistic. Nobody is going to think "this guy has had a girlfriend"

>>34660120
>>he does virgin knuckle crack
?

Everyone assumes I'm a virgin but I've fucked a few women. Virgin sense is fallible

>>34660184
>There is no virgin walk,
there may not be a virgin walk, but there is such a thing as a beta walk, and as we all know, being beta has a high corelation with being a virgin.
the bad thing about this is that they don't go away after losing your virginity. you will forever be recognized as a beta

>>34660338
this is the only true red flag

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>>34660310
>virgin hands
This is actually a real thing, all memes aside

>>34661017
>(1) Facebook

NON VIRGIN detected

>>34659827
fuck, now i want that fucking spiked helmet

>>34661017
nice FunnyJunk tab fagnerd