You have 10 seconds to explain why don't you have a cute gf!

im fat and boring but most importantly lack confidence

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>>34655553
Because in common society men are supposed to make the first move, and I can't bring myself to do so.

I have a gaping hole in my chest where my heart's supposed to be.

But I do. We've been together for a year.

>>34656517
What do you fear most about making the first move?

>>34656517
If you're somewhat normie but just have anxiety about this stuff check out the app Bumble. It's the app where the woman has to make the first move.

>>34656537
I'm very awkward and I tend to stutter when I get nervous. I never hung around girls growing up so I don't know where to start when talking to them.

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>>34655553
I never make the move, when girls do I reject them

wtf is wrong with me

>>34656548
Do you not realise why it won't work ? The only instance when a woman makes a first move is if she finds very attractive and you ignore her. If you're very attractive you don't need a fucking app to get a girl.

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>>34655553
I'm a self centered asshole that lacks the maturity to maintain a relationship. Also I can't keep a conversation going, and I take people for granted.

>>34656557
I only have brothers so growing up I never hung around girls either. The end of last year was the first date I've had. It was pretty awkward for me but I'm glad I did it. Hopefully the next time will be a little easier

Because I'm married and I don't think it would go down very well.

>>34656644
Up five me too. Except I can keep a conversation going, but generally I can't bother.

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>>34655553

I get matches and talk to girls, but after a week TOPS I get bored of how uninteresting most people and just ghost.

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>>34655553
Why obito betryed us and went for normies?

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But I do!


Very original too

Its not that i am ugly ,people just bore me. I also dont have time for the mind games women do.lll rather fuck a hot escort then be on my way.

>>34656774
I would hit this. Hard.

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>>34656774

>tfw no stretchmarks belly gf

I never meet any girls.

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my social anxiety prevents me from speaking to them

because i'm a shit

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>>34656774
gross
why would you post this

I'm unattractive and I don't have an interesting life, I play shit videogames most of the day

>>34655553
I don't want one but I wouldn't refuse a one time sex with a nice looking girl, it's just not my priority.

>>34656655
Yeah, well, I tend to regret everything I do so I don't see how embarrassing myself will be any different.

>>34655553
Im very passive and even if a girl comes to me I unconsciously push her away mentally and physically

Fear of intimacy is a bitch

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My first sexual experience with a girl at 13 ended up with her dominating me.

I've never been comfortable around girls since

>>34655553
I do....

My wife and I have been dating a VERY cute 22 year old chick

The real question is:
Why don't YOU have any gf, cute ugly or otherwise?

Sears the answer... The reason everybody gave up on you a long time ago is because you gave up on yourself

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>>34656937
>Sears the answer

>>34656965
Anon be nice. He dropped out of high school and never learned to read or write so he has to post with speech-to-text and it makes typos sometimes.

>>34656875
you might or you might not but that's not actually the difficult part

>>34656965
>I'll call Sears ;)

>>34656937
>My wife and I have been dating a VERY cute 22 year old chick
Did I read that right? WTF? explain

>>34657058
He's polyamorous you cis scum GTFO xour board

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>>34657077
>polyamorous
fucking degenerates

>>34656854
>browses /r9k/
>doesn't want a belly gf
Explain yourself

ugly fuck,
the hills are shining,
autism run amok,
the memes I'm mining

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>>34655553
Because I don't believe in giving special treatment to someone because of arbitrary physical features.

We live in an age of social progressiveness where it's fucking ridiculous to ever discriminate against someone because of the color of their skin but someone having a slightly different facial structure means they're obligated to special treatment.

That's the underlying reason, I don't care. Otherwise I'm just not at a point in my life where having a girlfriend makes sense. Getting there.

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She acts intrested sometimes, but i think she is just cucking me
Feelsbadman

Coz i only fuck girls on parties

>>34655553
I'm ugly and weird. I also don't talk to or treat girls very well, far from chivalrous.

>>34657058
My wife Wendy was a 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years until I met her...

She's an expert at getting young hotties into bed...

So am I...

Together, we find prime twat and take turns fucking it

Last year, Wendy and I worked three girls

Any questions ?

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>>34655553
I'm ugly, shy, don't stand out, have no distinct personality or trait, don't click with people in general. I wouldn't date myself either.

10 seconds have passed.

>>34657777
fucking kill yourself you degenerate scum

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>>34657777
>two lines in without reading the name
>already know it's Johnny

Never stop

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Lol @ a thread that focuses on the self imposed obstacles that prevent you guys from getting a girlfriend

Yet you get upset when the Professor of Poontang prepares to instruct the class on how to get MORE than just one

Hahahaha creepy

>>34657898
>there is an actual madman out there who makes these posts unironically

Life is crazy lads

>>34657826

NOTICE:

Everything you listed are DECISIONS

These are not birth defects, or examples of how 'unfair the universe can be'...

These are CHOICES you have made, including the de ision to perceive yourself as being unattractive

.... And you have the AUDACITY to wonder how things got this bad ?

>>34658113
I'm the ANTITHESIS of whatever the fuck you believe in

>>34658134
Why do MIDDLE AGED men talking like THIS?

>>34657335
same here senpai. what do?

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY :

If you ever a woman who says she likes football, she's either lying to appease a stupid man, or she is such a worthless piece of shit that trust me.... you don't want anything to do with her....

Football is a signature trademark of worthlessness

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY : the perfect reason to go out and volunteer to help stray animals, or whatever opportunity you may find to leave something better than the way you found it....

By the time you are finished volunteering to make somebodys life better today, hopefully the stupid football game will be over and you won't have to hear about it again for another year

Because she dumped me for moving to a different city for work.

>>34658195

Because we are experienced, and unlike you, we have valid advice that could help others....

Plus, I'm only 53teen years old

I'm just a kid

And you're a pedophile

So....Blow Me

>>34658363
How do you stay so young, Johnny

Is it meth? I bet it's meth

>>34655553
I'm a fat, lazy, sack of shit with no ambition or direction in life

>>34655553
because I never had the balls to hang out with girls I liked

>>34658394
Your never supposed to go out of character if you are a true professional

However for the sake of the betterment of everyone involved here.....

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE METH THING:

I have been and internet troll for over 24 years now man, and as such, of course my job is to irritate people and get under their skin and to piss them off....

Over the years I have found a few basic primal psychological triggers that seem to emote dynamic negative reactions out of people....

For some reason and I don't know why... METH seems to trigger the most dynamic negative reactions of all....

It really doesn't make any sense but its true... anybody who can read should be able to tell that the abrasive asshole character I play is NOT who I really am.. I'm actually a very empathic cool understanding guy..

I've never done meth in my life

It's a gimmick

>>34658754
>I've been an internet troll for 24 years

I know I'm falling to your bait but, this is what 4d non linear memetics look like?

>>34655553
Im 21, balding and have head deformation (phallocephally if I remeber name corectly).

>>34655553
Because I'm a piece of antisocial shit

>>34658754
Johnny Neptune, you're my hero

>>34655553
I dont want one.
Im homeless.

i have the charisma of a rock and the emotional intelligence of a paper bag.

Humans are too complicated for me..

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Not that anyone cares, but I'll be someone's gf. I'm really fucking lonely and need someone to hug and cuddle.

>>34661645
don't tease me like this /:

>>34655553
I have absolutely no idea what I am supposed to say to a girl. I can't even look them in the face, so getting to a stage where I can have a conversation with one is just impossible

>>34661645
fuck off with your role playing shit, go outside and fuck a Chad you whore, you're not welcome here

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>>34656774
Ew those stretch marks

Because no girl currently looks like she could be a "cute gf"
But my laziness is probably playing tricks on me and puts my mind on meaningless things like 4chan instead of thinking of getting into a relationship.
Not that it seems to bother me though :v