Tell me awkward situations that happened to you at parties

I don't go at parties.

>>34655509
2 in the morning, Bunch of girls walk in that i hate with a passion, As soon as they enter everyone cheers their names loudly and as soon the volume stops all that can be heard in the entire room is me saying "fucking stupid cunts go home" and everyone turns around to look at me, some laugh. Some are like WTF.

ive been thinking for a few minutes, but i cant think of anything other than the usual standing by myself awkwardly not knowing where to go.

i was in my freshman year of HS when i last went to a party, so its my memory that fails.

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>>34655509
>at parties
Where do you think you are?

I fucking hate parties.
Girls are nice to me and act like they want to fuck and stuff just because they been drinking. Won't fuck a drunk chic it's just an insulting and infuriating experience. Extra insulting they have to delude themselves with a mind altering substance like booze to even be interested in me. Fucking assholes.

>>34655509
>>>34655509 (OP)
>>34655509

>going to parties

Once a party came to me once; I was renting a room in a house for uni and the other students living there held a party. It was super obnoxious and that the end there was just 2 girls and some Asian guy drunkingly complaining about his life at 2 in the morning keeping me up.

I also tried to join them by going out of my room staring at the crowd for about 30 seconds and then going back to my room.

>>34655509
I went to my kinky friends grad party, got incredibly drunk, and sent a picture of my dick to my sisters friend
Also thought it be funny to go skateboarding naked at 2 am

>>34655509
there were people fucking in the bathroom so I had to take a shit in the backyard but it fell on my underwear

>>34655509
>go drunk
>smoked the reefer
>was really messed up
>ended up laying down and having my friend lay next to me telling me to calm down

>>34655697
WHO THE HELL GOES POOPING AT PARTIES?
Poop before going. It's better.

>>34655722
>having that much control over your bowel movements
are you mad

>>34655739
It's called planning your pooping time

>>34655713
>calling it 'the reefer'

>>34655677
People are afraid you'll shoot up your university

>>34655691
>being "that guy"
Might want to kill yourself mate

>>34655675
No one is interested in you. They're just being friendly because their inhibitions are lowered. They usually wouldn't be caught dead even looking in your general direction

>>34655713
that sounds nice.,.

oror

>friend is throwing a house party
>go over, get drunk and have fun as usual
>someone's girlfriend says her friend likes me
>look over at her friend, she's a meat gobblin
>blond, cute face, glasses but toooo fat for me
>"anon you should give her a chance she's nice :)"
>uhhh no thanks i think i'm a vegetarian
>catch her staring at me several times
>end up passing out wasted in a spare bed

some time later:
>wake up because my groin feels wet
>aw shit did i pissed my pants again wtf
>suddenly realize there's a person
>ham planet has my soft dick in her mouth
>yell "WHAT A FUCK" and try to escape
>she pins me under her on the bed
>tries to kiss me and slams our teeth
>keeps shushing me and saying "it's okay"
>nooooo no no no, i don't want this get OUT
>struggle with her for a few minutes
>gets my hands pinned under her knees
>jessus chirst she is STRONG
>jessus chirst she is HEAVY OMFG
>still woozy i'm tired and take a breather
>she seems satisfied that i calmed down
>chokes me and slaps me, says "bad boy"
>try few more times to get away
>i'm tired and shes not letting me do it
>keeps on me for like 15 minutes
>after i cum shes trying to make it hard again
>wiggles around and plays with my dick
>eventually gets bored and gets off me
>jump into my pants and escape out
>hide in the bathroom for few minutes
>go back and she already left the party
>drink more then sleep with door LOCKED
>everyone saw me coming out before her
>they thought i fucked the fat girl
>nobody realizes that she raped me

i never told anyone about it either

saw her a couple times after that it was really awkward

knocked a chandelier down onto a crowd of people after someone made me do a kegstand

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>>34657357
u sayin she wuz thicc ?

>>34655722
I did poop before but I still had a brown baby to deliver

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>be 17 seven years ago
>be at friend's birthday
>friend is a huge normie
>invited a couple of girls
>one of them is a short redhead
>exactly my type.jpeg
>be sitting on couch
>she sits next to me
>she is pretty drunk
>puts her legs on my lap
>she is wearing stockings and no shoes
>mfw
>after a while my boner subsides
>stand up
>she stands up as well
>she starts hugging me
>wat
>don't know how to handle the situation
>just stand there
>become very self-aware of my arms
>fast forward a couple of minutes
>we are smoking dude weed outside before we go to this restaurant
>it's winter
>redhead asks me if she can wear my snowflake hat
>have germaphobia so utter a simple ''no''
>we arrive at restaurant
>at this point I am far too drunk and high to know/care what's socially acceptable
>put in earbuds and start listening to music while she's sitting across me
>occasionally throw her a second long glance to see if she's still into me
>probably already realized what an autismo I was at this point
>go home after a while
>next day there were pics of me on normiebook because normie friend kept taking pictures of everyone (brother showed me since I don't have normiebook)
>in every single picture I am holding the back of my head with a single arm
>was never aware of this until now
>become even more self-aware

That was the last time I was at a party that involved females.

>some guy in my village want to get hammered on a field
>close to his house so wifi
>music from youtube on laptop
>put up cancer music
>everyone weirded out
>i laugh like a retard
was too drunk to care but was probably pretty awkward for anybody else

>>34655509
>party
>several people talking
>someone mentions how they havent gotten laid in 3 months
>they ask their buddy when was the last time he got layed
>starts asking everyone
>my heart clentches
>everyone is answering normally, even girls
>he asks everyone besides me
>someone says "you didnt ask anon"
>he says "we all know the answer"
>everyone starts laughing
>just awkwardly smile while standing there motionless
>after 5 seconds i say "well i fucked your mom last week"
>everyone starts hooting like monkeys
>the guy just smiles and roles his eyes

felt like fucking dying for around 10 seconds, but quick thinking kida sorta saved me,
I rarely let someone publicly embaress me, and if they manage to i make sure i plot my revenge and fuck them up really really bad later.

not me but friend of mine

>standing in garage with friends drinking at party
>roastie walks up
>"hey do you guys have a lighter"
>autistic friend immediately answers
>"I have a weiner"
>stacy looks at him like he just curb stomped a puppy in front of her
>could cut the awkwardness lingering in the air
>"uuuhh no thanks"
>walks back to group of normies and calls us all a bunch of fucking creeps

still laugh about it anytime I think about it

>>34655509
>be working in security at a hotel
>were all young dudes and dudettes
>a new girl coworker invites all of us to a party at her place together with her close friends
>we come over and theres booze and weed
>we security guys cant seem to connect with her friends and most of them were girls too
>were just separated from her friends the whole evening while party girl tries her hardest to connect us all

Shes a good person and her friends dont seem bad but that evening just didnt click and was overall awkward.
The guys I was with werent even betas, it just was such a weird experience.

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>winter
>drinking with brothers friends
>everyone pisses in a bucket because its too cold to go outside
>too shy to do it
>get drunk as fuck
>piss with a hard stream in the bucket with 2 girls next to me
>most alpha ive ever been
>mfw i won rock paper scissor and didnt have to be the poor guy emptying the bucket
was a good night alcohol helps me so much to be social

be me

>12 am rolls up on the party
>neighbors are fed up with noise
>call cops
>everyone is underage so they freak out
>people start running out every opening of the house
>I am in basement with 50 other people
>cops havnt found basement
>everyone is freaking out in the pitch black basement
>hear cop approach door
>hear host tell him it is a closet door
>cop lets go of basement door
>cops leave
>party continues
>LMFAO

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>>34655509
>goes to parties
You need to leave. NOW.

>>34657044
it wasn't all I remember was shaking and him telling me to sit still, we were laying on the floor in the living room

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I've never been to a party in my whole life. I've never even had a birthday party as a kid.

>>34658000
nice trips, being piss shy is really fucked up.

>me
>normie in high school
>couple friends
>into drugs
>throw party
>invite many people
>have people invite people
>one of friends brings his 12 year old brother
>my sister came
>get drunk/high on weed and cocaine
>nobody shows up
>pass out
>party goes on
>more people show up
>like 40-50 people total
>friend flashed gun at some guy
>he came back and shot a shotgun over my house
>didn't wake up
>worked 4 hours at 8am next morning