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>>34652876
hmm, gonna have to think hard about that one

>>34652876
Why wouldn't I pick number 1? I'm immortal for a million years? With that power I could become rich doing crazy stunts and shit, and then live the good robot lives of wealth and solitude. What are you fucking stupid?

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>24 hours to wait

can you make it more short?

>>34652901
You could just overdose on heroine, since you know, you do heroine and all.

>>34652876
If anyone unironically chooses option 2, feel free to hit up my PayPal, I might be able to help.

>>34652911
Heroine is a female hero. Heroin is an opiate narcotic. Learn the difference if you want to avoid looking like an illiterate person

Number 1, all i gotta do is chad it up and get rich then i can live as a literal god

>>34652887

bhnjhgujbvub

>>34652887
poopydicks whale

>>34652946
Oh gee I wonder why you know so much about it anon.

Probably because you fucking shoot it up you fucking druggie.

>>34652887
cadccdc cdx

>>34652888
>>34652917
>>34652962
How sane you think you gonna be after even just 10.000 years? You'll be sitting in a cave rocking back and forth begging for the final peace after you're bored with everything.

>>34653073
>bored with everything
There's always more to learn.
There's always more to do.

>>34652876
Hesitant to pick the first desu. The benefits are obvious, but no matter what paths you'd take, boredoom eventually occurs and you'll change your personality so much that you might forget who you once were. That, and the risk of becoming truly evil and power hungry due to the lack of real consequences. I fear I'd end up like an overpowered animal that slowly loses its sanity to the point where nothing matters anymore.

>>34652887
Jokes on you fucker she's been dead for years

>>34653137
What if the planet becomes uninhabitable and you just become like Kars in jojo?

>>34653137
To what end? I mean, most humans with their current level of mind evolution feel exhausted by the time they reach 70-80 years old.

>>34653179
That's physiological, it has nothing to do with the mind, it's purely the breakdown of your body.

>>34652887
I hate you so much.

Also OP, I'd live for a million years. Providing my health remains acceptable and ageing is limited.

>>34653156
To be fair, with a gorillion years at your disposal, there's enough time to invent and build a reliable spaceship from scratch, on your own.

>>34652876
>unable to end your consciousness
Does that mean I can't sleep?

>>34652876
Does my body age normally, really slowly or not at all?
If I don't age at all I'd just live through it, becoming like a watcher of humanity.

>>34652876

>pick option number one
>wait for human cloning to become sufficiently advanced
>clone my own immortal organs and donate them to science
>everyone eventually gets implanted with my immortal organs
>everyone becomes immortal
>???
>profit

And with that, I have guaranteed humanity a future in the stars

>>34653208
You need to sleep and do sleep as normal.
>>34653232
You stop ageing as you are now.

>>34653254
Yes, and the government would lock you up and just remove your organs and give them to the elite or any other extremely wealthy person.

>>34652888
>Implying the planet will even be inhabitable in 1 million years

>>34652876
What if I get stuck in a hole

I will take the 1 million years. I want to live forever and I will find a way to extend my life again within 1 million years.

>>34652887
fuck you fuck you FUCCKK

>>34653289
Then you'll just live with your immortality until some advanced alien race comes by.

>>34653309
Beware of holes, lest you want to become a million year old meme.

Fuck me that's a tough choice OP

The human race will almost certainly be extinct within 1 million years right?

>>34653309
I've been laughing at this for the last minute. the sheer simplicity of the question combined with the fact that it's a very real issue you could face. It's fucking brilliant.

>>34653425

I think with a million years you'd eventually figure a way out, even if you just climbed a pile of your own fingernails or something

>>34652876
1.

i would start to develop technologies which allow me to transfer my consciousness into a body of a beautiful woman android, then i would build myself an harem of beautiful woman androids and do lotion play with them.

1, but I have to ask if you're completely impervious to any damage or if you can still be injured.

>>34652887
Pretty clever post, faggot

>>34652887
I pick 2 anyway.

>>34652876
option 1 better be a million years of youth and not a million years of life

>>34652887
fuk u desu fampai

>>34652876
Do I age normally? I don't want a few good decades, then 999,908 years of forgetting everything, needing help shitting, not being able to leave my bed, being the last living human after a comet hits earth, etc.

it doesnt really matter
option nr 2 is just not having your memory erased for a million years
i think maybe that would be beneficial though

>>34652887
xdddd hilarious bait my friend

>>34652887
fuck you faggot reeeeeeeeedeee

>>34652876
What if a pack of boars devours me? OP didn't think this through.

>>34654523
you re-spawn?

>>34652887
Fucking flummery in my tarnation

>>34652887
konmp,lml,;l

>>34652887
fuck you mane

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>Implying I haven't lived a million years already.

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>>34652887
God fucking damn it you fuck

Option 2 obviously, but what's the catch?

>>34652887
mmmmbvfsBjjjjvvv

>>34652876
one million years
remove all sensory organs and somehow desensitize myself to touch
live inside head 4ever

>>34653190
you dont know that. how would you?

for all you know, youd go mad after 200 years. maybe 1000 years of information stored in your brain will finally be enough to break you. but that would just be the beginning.

>>34652887
That's honestly the best shitpost I've seen.
Also paid for hilary by america, kek.

>>34652876
Live for 1 million, because you'll end up batshit crazy anyway and it'll be happy - if you're totally immortal that is to other people killing you.

>>34655615
this is fucking hilarious to think about and i don't know why.

>>34652887
Heil Fuhrer Trump

>>34652876
1 for sure. I have always wanted to live long enough to see major advances in technology, to the point where space travel is common.

I firmly believe those who merrily choose 1 are not very deep thinkers.

>>34655890
dude, live forever lmao!

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I would like to see what happens with humanity over the decades and centuries and beyond. I would have to endure the loss of all my loved ones though. Time would seem to pass much faster and everything disappears faster. I guess I don't want to die tomorrow, so one million for me.

>>34652887
Fuck you you god damn roody-poo

>>34652887
Hf DE rrjjjgeweyibfseg

>>34652876
Its not exactly a debate, under the presumption that an afterlife exists and grants one an eternal capacity to "live" per se then it would not make much of a difference to choose option 1, in fact, you may be able to benefit by gaining a level of knowledge that can allow one to be self-sufficient for almost the entire duration, meanwhile exploiting said knowledge for any means necessary. In addition, immortality would mean that space colonization is easily possible and so even an apocalypse of any sort would not be overly consequential - in fact one could become a god-like figure in that regard. Should there be no afterlife then it would be nice to have the experience as you will forget everything anyway and you're existence will disappear into oblivion.

To die within 24 hours is the pleb option made for edgy lunatics who listen to Nine Inch Nails and think Game of Thrones has fielded and episode that is actually good.

>>34652887
You've got me anon
Did is de original

>>34652887
Pdanktjun.

>>34656660
>>34655696
dunt think so

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>>34656660
>Its not exactly a debate, under the presumption that an afterlife exists

>>34656801
he continues to say
>Should there be no afterlife then

i still dont agree with him tho

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>>34652887
Sad!
origigion

this is a stupid question.

You cannot die. Only your body can die, because it was born. You, however, are consciousness. You're not born therefore you cannot die.
You were conscious a million years ago and you will still be conscious a million years from now.

>>34656935
a human doesn't develop consciousness til you're roughly 2
you're an idiot

>>34652876
can you sleep?

>>34652887
Fuck you nigger. Jdjdkidksnejsixjbd fkdj

>>34652887
>>34656884
ha ha, good one
im gonna fuck you in the butt

>>34656959
you have the wrong definition of consciousness in mind.

Even a fucking insect is conscious.

Even an unicellular organism is conscious.

For all we know, even rocks are conscious.

you're the idiot, btw, idiot.

I had a NDE a few years ago and I can guarantee you that when you die you don't really die.

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>>34656995
>For all we know, even rocks are conscious.
>you're the idiot, btw, idiot.

lol ok

>>34657027
yes

fyi, consciousness is the only thing that we can prove exists. Reality could be an illusion, but if consciousness was an illusion, you would still require a consciousness to be able to be conscious of that illusion.

learn to eastern philosophy.

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>>34657014
>dont die
>WE DONT REALLY DIE
baka

the real question is: why were we created?
We could not have asked to be created when we did not exist, therefore we were neccessarily forcefully created.

The only rational answer is that god (or love) created the universe to have something to love. Long story short it felt lonely.

Think about that for a moment.

The only reason you're here, and suffer and wonder and hope and suffer some more, is because something wanted to love you.

How fucking selfish is that?

>>34656995
what are brains for, then? do you seriously think that brains have no correlation with consciousness?

hmmmmmmmmmm...

>>34657108
don't baka my you cunt. You'll see when you (don't) die.

>>34657161
trees and plants don't have brains and are conscious. (this is scientifically proven)

>>34657076
>learn to eastern philosophy.
learn science instead of stupid millenial monk beliefs.

saying rocks are conscious is on par with saying that i am a very old, fragile hitler still living in argentina. sure, its retarded, but you cant prove me wrong.

>>34657193
you're just being retarded now

>>34657076
just cause some chinks said some shit doesn't mean it's true, weaboo

>>34657184
im not being a dick here, but please provide source

im just googled it, and like i imagined, i didnt find shit, so i need assistance.

>>34657215
just because a whitu pigu measured something doesn't mean it's true either, materialist retard

>>34657212
yeah no shit. im playing along.

>>34657184
>trees and plants don't have brains and are conscious. (this is scientifically proven)
this would be the discovery of the century

provide sources

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This all reminds me of a movie called A Man From Earth

>>34657224
Can't find an internet source but I read a magazine once about the memory of trees. If you go an hack a tree with a machete, and come back later, the tree will recognize you by certain variables and enter protection mode.

If they have memory they must be conscious.

>>34657249
are you really?
If you were playing along that would mean you could stop being retarded at will.
Can you?

>>34652876
1, live for 1 million years. When I was in high school I kept on having an existential crisis, and sometimes it'd keep me up at night trying to comprehend the nothing that is death and whether or not there was hope for an eternity (transferred consciousness into a computer/robot body or something).

>>34657320
i sure can. here, i found something
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2847462/

heres your little tree "consciousness" explained. ive only read the introduction. in it is explained how the trees are able to adapt to their environment.
> Plants use a variety of molecules for intercellular regulation: hormones are used as systemic signals that are interpreted at the individual-cell level; receptor peptide-ligand systems regulate local homeostasis; moving transcriptional regulators act in a switch-like manner over small and large distances. Together, these mechanisms coherently coordinate developmental decisions with resource allocation and growth.

ok, so there's that, but by no means does that mean that trees have consciousness. i went ahead and googled the word for you, because you clearly dont know what it means.
>the state of being conscious; awareness of one's own existence, sensations, thoughts, surroundings, etc.

also, fyi, next time dont make such a stupidly bold claim like "rocks are aware of their feelings!" just because you read something on a magazine this one time.

>>34657477
ok. So you can google articles and definitions.
Does that make you not-retarded, though?

Think about it.

Are you conscious of a non-retarded self?

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>>34652876
Million years easy.
I could continue being a piece of shit for a couple more millennia without feeling guilty that i'm wasting my life away, and surely after long enough I'd get bored and start being productive and have 900,000 years to learn literally everything and carry humanity into the stars.

>>34653043
No you just need a basic understanding of the English language you fucking retard.

>>34657520
i quite am.

i use the tools i have at my disposal, unlike you. apparently you get your "knowledge" when killing time waiting at your dentist's, then run around spreading the newly aquired "information".

>>34657610
where does this consciousness of your non-retarded self come from?

is it located in your brain? in your body?

>>34652876
If there were some kind of additional perk with the first one, I would pick it. Lime limitless memory, regeneration, and adjusting to look like the average person of your time, since after that long humans will look different, and you will look like a monkey to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvMiz0-nPxs

>>34657027
>>34657161
What would a conscious rock, star or water be like? How should it express itself for us to deem it conscious? Is our sense of consciousness not grounded in the same fundamental matter?

And if consciousness is but a complex form of matter, why isn't equally all matter simple forms of consciousness?

I believe what you and the other guy is arguing about the simple distinction of 'human' consciousness and simply 'consciousness'.

>>34657677
based on what we know, i can assume its the brain. if that is the case, my consciouness is not within the brain itself, but is created by the firing of electric signals that pass through my 100 BILLION neurons, making neural pathways interact with each other.

100 BILLION. BILLION. 100000000000. that number is incomprehensible to us. that number is so big theres no possible way in the world you can wrap your head around it.

think of it kind of like this. how are videogames even real? well, if you go deep enough, theyre literally just 1s and 0s. nothing more. gather enough of these 1s and 0s, arrange them in the correct order, and you can make beautiful sceneries with interactive worlds, nps, events, dialogue, what have you.

im not going to pretend i understand the problem of consciousness. i dont. we dont. but based on the info we have, its a safe assumption to say our brains are amazing computers that are capable of creating consciousness.

I'm afraid I'll be captured, then buried deep underground. It would take thousands of years for me to resurface. After 3 months of no stimulus, I'm sure my mind would be gone

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drgdarsg

one, easily
i would do my best to turn this planet into a molten orb of slag. i guess i'd spend the rest of my million years floating through space after that.

>>34652887
God damnit, fuck you

>>34653156
Was... was that a jojo reference?