ITT: We explain special snowflakes

>>34652022
>I'm pansexual
really means
>being bisexual is so mainstream so I had to find a new meme term to feel special

>I'm open minded sexually
Means: I'll do weird stuff, but only if I think it's weird too otherwise nah

>i like traps
what it really means:
>im a faggot but in denial so i go for men dressed up as women but theyre not men because they have a wig on
or
>i cant get actual women so i will go for desperate freaks instead

Keep up the good work OP

I'm lurking

>I'm depressed
What it really means:
>boo hoo im a little faggot who let others control my life so ill go wallow in grief and not make any attempts to fix my life

>I have avoidant personality disorder
means
>I'm a lazy beta, also I diagnosed myself with this

>I'm a cyborg
means
>I'm a normal human being except sometimes I don't sex sex the sex with sex sex, please feel bad for me

>aspergers

>I'm a huge dick who refuses to socialize with others and acts superior by ignoring people

>I'm BPD
really means
>I'm a cunt and I manipulate and guilt others but I don't like to take responsibility for my actions so I blame it on a "disorder"

>tfw no gf
truth:
>im a pathetic idiot who lets women become the sole object of my life as i strive to be part of a society that doesnt want me

ITT: contrarians who can only feel like speshul snowflakes if they're against everything

>>34652022
>i'm genderless

>i'm clinically insane and may have actual brain damage

>"Depression isn't real."
Means:
>"Nothing is ever real unless I've personally experienced it."

>I'm demisexual
Really means:
>I'm literally a normal person but I still need to be a special snowflake

>>34652205
You're depressed? Ha! Just get over it. Go outside. Me? I just get shit done. I get over stuff.
>they have a bout of depression
>expect sympathy, to be catered to and their feelings immediately recognized
I've had encounters with too many people like this

>>34652022
>I explain special snowflakes
What it really means:
>My life is so boring I have to dissect people's nonsense to create more nonsense that will keep my mind distracted from the emptiness and meaninglessness of life

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>I have social anxiety
>I identify with facebook comics exagerating being shy and self diagnose myself.

>I'm Jewish
What it really means:
>I bathe in the blood of orphans whilst formulating new ways to oppress and swindle the rest of mankind

>I explain 'I explain special snowflakes'
Means:
>I'm triggered right now because I'm being exposed as a special snowflake

I have never met a pan/poly/bi/demi/etc. sexual who wasn't fishing for attention or trying to increase their chances of having sex. In the end, they're all the same shit who conform one way or another once they find the "right" person.

>I'm asexual
Really means:
>Waiting for Chad

>I explain "I explain I explain special snowflakes"

>n-no you lol

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why are normies getting so triggered by this thread?

> Original content on r9k
Means:
"hurr chad stacey hey traps hey tfw no gf post pepe hurr manlet thread benis thread rate me r9k hey NORMIES huuuur"

>I explain 'I explain 'I explain 'I explain special snowflakes'''

all of you cunts should kys desu

>>34652278
> why are normies getting so triggered by this thread?
Means:
>too intelligent to know when people are being contrarian

>I'm a communist
means
>I'm a socialist

>I'm anti-fascist
Means:
>I'm fascist

> all of you cunts should kys desu
Means:
>*tips fedora in secret*

>im alt right
means
>im a good goy who just came from r/the_donald

>We need ARs to protect ourselves
means:
>i have to compensate pls let me have muh guns pls

>>34652205
This

Bloxbloxbloxbanmemods

>>34652205
if depression is real then prove it

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I am monitoring this thread, go on.

>im from the alt right
Realle means
>I want to be a contrarian and talk about politics, but I have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about

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>>34652349
Also the efficacy of antidepressants/ECT.

T. hospitalized right now due to chronic depression.

>I have anxiety
really means
>I am so fucking insecure of myself so I want other people to approach me

However I have met people with REAL anxiety I work in retail and once this women came up to me literately shaking and I asked her if she was alright. She was stuttering and avoiding eyecontact and said she had clinical anxiety.

I told her to have a nice day and she literately said
>Y-y-you too

>I'm liberal
Means:
>I'm a self-hating crybaby who refuses to take any responsibility for my own actions and I can't even handle hearing opinions different to my own

>You have internalized "x"
Really means
>I disagree with your opinions but can't simply write you off as being "x" and calling it quits so I had to invent a special phrase to write you off.

>>34652022
This is honestly one of the most accurate descriptions I have ever seen.

>I have "insert serious mental illness"
Is:
>I'm self diagnosed/I took a test online

>metal is my favorite type of music
means
>i like listening to loud noise and random screeching

>I'm a free speech advocate
Translation
>I want to say whatever offensive shit I want without thinking about the consequences. I don't understand the balance between free speech and the rights of others.

>>34652496
What rights are those? The right to not cry because baby got their feelings hurt?

>I only use /b/

Means

>I'm in high school

>>34652267
that one really hurt
i know that feel

>>34652505
Well, hate speech for one. Provoking others to inflict violence on certain people. You can call someone a niggerfaggot, but you can't say "let's kill all niggers" to a crows of 2000 people and expect to get away with it.

>>34652496
Free speech doesn't harm anyones rights.. You are a fucking moron.

>I unironically use the phrase 'cis white male'
Means:
>I'm a hate filled individual, I'm extremely shameful about my existence and my actions so I need to make sure the only people who oppose me seem evil. I have no morals, have sex with as many people as I can, advocate the murder of unborn fetuses, do heinous amounts of drugs and have no long term goals besides being a pozzed up, burnt out mess

>>34652527
The only people I have ever seen calling for violence against others are antifa.

>Trans women aren't real women.
What it really means:
>I'm a dumb fucking edgelord who sees men and women as walking genitals, and I'm trying to seem ~le redpilled~ when really I'm just an uneducated transphobic bigot.

>>34652496
>First amendment right of free speech
>There is no constitutional right that says you need to be protected from feeling offended

What did he mean by this?

>>34652527
>but you can't say "let's kill all niggers" to a crows of 2000 people and expect to get away with it.

That's a direct incitement to violence though.

I've never seen any free speech advocate defend that.

>I'm an autistic girl
means
>I crave attention from lonely beta males on 4chan. Please subscribe to my youtube channel!

>>34652527
why the fuck are 'hate speech' advocates so fucking retarded?

you can't even tell the difference between free speech and a threat

>>34652544
Okay? I have seen ISIS videos, neo-nazis, communists and anarchists do the same. What's your point?

>>34652583
A threat is "im going to kill you". Saying "hey guys, what if we start killing mexicans by the dozens" is not a threat.

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>im have a broken mind
Really means
i have instant hatred for every women i walk by but also confused that i'm attracted to them

>i dont support feminism
means:
>i dont care for the rights of half the population and in the year 2017 i still believe in misogynistic bigotry founded by the very same patriarchy that oppresses me

>typing oregano
Means
>im a lazy and unoriginal cunt who can't think of anything new to say

>>34652607
THIS. You put it into words so perfectly. Do men not realize that the patriarchy also harms them?

>you're a bigot
Really means
>I don't know what "bigot" means

>I support third wave feminism in western countries in 2017
Means:
>I want to live a taxpayer funded responsibility and consequence free life

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>>34652644
>support only freedom to feminism but hard labor to men
GET OUT !

>>34652476
I can relate to that
I have no regrets

>>34652060
Pansexual is the biggest croc of shit I have ever heard from women. I swear the second a roastie tells me she's pansexual IRL I will just laugh and walk away from her.

>i dont want no refugees in my country
what it really means:
>i am a dumb racist bigot with no heart or empathy for other people

>I'm a male feminist

>I'm a low test beta who thinks virtue signalling will get him laid

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>my child has autism
what it really means
>option A) my child is mentally retarded but I prefer to use a word that elicits more sympathy and doesn't highlight his disability
>option B) I neglected my child just enough to allow him to take up maladaptive behaviours to soothe the consequences of me not teaching him any manners or social skills, either because I smothered him by keeping him away from social situations with other children or because I am a terrible person whose negative qualities seeped into my child, but I won't claim any responsibility for that and say it was the vaccine that did it - who knows I might get some money or at least sympathy out of it

>>34652561
Nice b8 familio

>I want refugees in my white majority western country
Means:
>I'm a cuck with white guilt and I bought the jew meme that white pride is bad

>>34652142
Haha I totally dont have a treatment resistant mental illness with a genetic factor or anything

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>>34652699
this, THIS so much

why the fuck do conservashits have to ruin everything? i cant believe we got a nazi bigot like drumpf elected what the fuck as happened to this country

>>34652194
This irony can't under understated enough. Edgy contrarians are the biggest snowflakes of them all.

>>34652178
nah, aspergers is a real thing.

And this comes from someone who doesent suffer from it, but who has to deal with them at college!

Back in the day we had one, now, through my masters, we have another one. she wont look at you in the eye but above your head specially if she is embarased, she needs to finish saying anything that she is currently saying, no matter if someone else already changed the subject, she always adds unnecesary details to her already long stories, she will follow me around the room to tell me something in particular, even if i seem to be in a rush packing my shit. nobody wants to take the metro with her.

when you realize that aspies have less to do with assholes and more to do with literal retards, you understand what that is all about.

>I'm bicurious / other special sexual preference

I'm into threesomes. Preferably MMF

>>34652561
Please don't normalize a serious psychological illness. These people need actual professional help, not further encouragement to indulge in their disability.

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>>34652706
>that B
I still cannot understand how a mother can fail in upbringing her kid. She should be able to do it instinctively.
I blame liberalism.

>>34652496
More accurate is:
>I'm a free speech advocate
Translation
>You can say anything you want as long as it agrees with my views

>I'm saving myself for marriage
Means
>I will die alone and a virgin

>I have worked really hard for everything and still failed because of genetics
Actually means:
>I made a half-assed effort once in my life and expected it to result in everything being given to me for free

>I was assigned the gender male/female by my parents but I identify as female/male
Obviously means:
>I'm a mentally ill obnoxious special snowflake tranny wannabe

>Trans women are real women.
What it really means:
>I'm a girl because I want to be one and you have to accept it tell me I'm beautiful waaaah!

>>34652267
This is originally truly true

>Women are subhuman
Means
>I'm upset that women don't like my terrible personality but don't want to face facts

>>34653230
Well, technically he already behaves like a woman

>I'm a fembot
Means
>I am most likely a male loser NEET who has nothing better to do and want some social interaction, so I will LARP as a female because no matter how much I might hate misogyny, deep inside I know how much easier females have it and that this is the best method to get (You)'s

>I'm a raep/PTSD survivor (if mentioned at the first conversation)

Translation:

> Something moderately bad happened to me in either department, and I use it as sympathy b8. I will likely use my #triggered status to get away with causing shit.

As someone who had diagnosed PTSD and actually did something about it instead of using it as a get out of jail free card, SJWs who throw it around make my blood boil.

>>34653330
He behaves worse than a woman.

>>34652071
Who stole your trapfu anon?

>>34652476
I also jack it while screeching myself.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34652259
Only objectively true one in the entire thread,tbqh famalampai

>>34652342
>we need ARs to protect ourselves
actually means:
>I have abysmal taste in firearms

>>34652235
Pro-tip: if they're doing any of that shit then it almost certainly isn't really depression. Read up faggot.

>I'm a catholic traditionalist
WHAT HE MEANS BY THIS:
>I really like Warhammer and LARPing and I want my memorization of obscure lore to have actual import

>I'm russian orthodox
WHAT HE MEANS BY THIS:
>Ah nuuuuuu, Putin knows best, islamophobia has no place in russia

>I'm a nationalist
WHAT HE MEANS BY THIS:
>I'm a nationalist, and that nation is Hugo Boss uniforms and finally feeling like I have value as a person

>I'm a leftist
WHAT HE MEANS BY THIS:
>I want to be a good person but I don't want to have to care about trannies- misogyny still matters though

>I'm a communist
WHAT HE MEANS BY THIS:
>I want to be a good person also misogyny is okay

>>34652561
It's a mental illness. There are plenty of studies that prove this. Also "hip" parents are now practically pushing their kids into it because they want to seem cool by having a trans kid. Pretty high number of people regret transitioning because it doesn't fix their problems.

BTW, I am kind of a normie and I tell this to almost everyone who brings up trans people because I think it is so wrong. It's a tragedy.

>>34654729
>(((mental illness)))

lmao yes psychology is totally real and not degenerate voodoo bullshit, allow dr. freudstein to ""fix""" your gender by forcing you to watch bodybuilders or something

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>>34654760
>psychology is degenerate voodoo bullshit

>>34654760
It's not bullshit when you make your appointment to get some HRT amarite :^)?

>>34654778
misandry is baked into the species by virtue of the simple fact that eggs are costly and sperm are cheap

most men do not reproduce

no one wants to consider the implications of this because they've taken the redpill instead of the blackpill

>>34654804
Sure. You write like a woman those HRT seem to be efficient!

>>34654729
It is a mental illness, but there's no treatment and letting them pretend apparently helps them be happy. It doesn't hurt anyone so I don't really care if they mutilate themselves or not

>>34652673
It's a subtle difference. Pan usually means that you don't care about gender at all and that you'd be willing to fuck a trans person (all the varieties of them pretty much). Now you don't have to like trans people or acknowledge their delusions in order to acknowledge that a word for people who don't mind fucking them is linguistically useful, as it allows seperating such people from bisexuals, who as the name implies like MEN and WOMEN and no weird inbetweens.

So yeah avoid such people if you want, but "pan" is still a think that's different from "bi."

>>34654729
Case in point: take any tranny poster on 4chan. Every single one is mentally ill. No exception.

>>34654675
>that nation is Hugo Boss uniforms
To be fair that would be a really great selling point if they broke their way into mainstream politics

>>34652022
>I'm a robot
What it really means:
>I'm too retarded to figure out basic human communication patterns

>>34655159
>I'm a robot
What it really means:
>I'm an entitled lazy sack of shit who expects to be given a gf and everything else for free without making any effort for it

>>34652404
Clincal anxiety stems from lack of self asteem you know.

>>34655159
not their fault tbqh

>>34652342
>I'm anti gun
Translation:
>Im a statist cuck who thinks the police will always be able to protect me, and I have no clue about crime statistics and think homicides are comitted by middle class white dudes who are mad at their gf

>>34652178
they actually talk a lot. i had to work with one for a month, they do not understand social cues whatsoever. one time the guy spent the day drinking a warm 2 liter of mountain dew.

>>34652205
>"Nothing is ever real unless I've personally experienced it."
That's me. I literally thought drugs, including alcohol, wouldn't work for me - although I of course knew it better - until I smoked pot for the first time.

>I'm alt-right
What it really means:
>I believe that I'm a victim of people with differing opinions. I am easily triggered by anyone who disagrees with anything Trump or Hitler have done. I think that all criminals should spend their lives in jail, except the ones that I like.

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>>34652205
this hits home quite badly

i used to think depression wasnt real, but the last two years have been hell

>>34652240
>your post
What it really means:
>i'm a demiboy demigirl pansexual asexual gay lesbian queerqueer

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>>34652267
A truer truth has never been truthed

>>34657436
4/10 could have done better

>>34657563
good, you deserved it

>>34652561
why are you on 4chan, tumblrina

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>>34652607
>>34652644
>>34652699
>>34652771
>>34657436
>tumblr
why are (you) on 4chan of all fucking places if you get triggered by any of this hit. Why don't you just go back to normiebook, reddit, tumblr, or whatever normieshit that is currently accepting your gender problems and opinions. And stop injecting this shit into /r9k/, this is a board for social outcasts not fucking special snowflakes loved by all.

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

What it means;
>Bane is a big guy for me

>>34652144
I got diagnosed with this though
But yeah, I'm pretty much a lazy beta

>>34652022
>I became my own waifu and you can too if you become trans
what it really means
>I am a massive faggot who sucks cock and I am upset that no one over at tumblr likes me so I'll have to shit up this board and make it tumblr.

>>34652561
Top kek
Oregano Trail

>>34653037
Iktfb
Oregano trail

>>34653037
>She should be able to do it instinctively.

....What?

>>34652022
>I'm an old soul
really means
>I want to sound deep and sophisticated even though I'm a 13 year old dumb girl

>>34652618
Then a matriarchy would also hurt women

>>34652595
When it's phrased like that, it starts being less of a threat, and more of a promise.

The problem isn't the language used, but the intent caused by it.