Be honest everyone. Let's hear it.
>>34648173
I'll post my original one.
O-oh.oringalerino posterino
fuck too close
I don't see how drugs are normie when your dealer is your older brother who hates you.
Original Comment presented to you by an original poster #759322365305
>never had a second date with a girl
>never had a girl like me
>only girls I've kissed/had sex with were those I met an hour earlier off tinder
I will consider myself at least a cyborg until the above is not true
This is my original comment:
"Oops!"
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>>34649328
If you've had at least 5 sexual partners that means you lost your virginity, dumbass
>>34649459
>implying all sex is vaginal
B-but I'm a kv guys. Just because I'm a really friendly nice person doesn't mean I'm a normie. I like video games, some anime (nothing that isn't dubbed, I'm not gonna read a gay jap cartoon), and I'm a sci-fi nerd. Oh and I watch mlp. Checkmate bingo test
>>34648173
I swear guys I'm just a robot pretending really hard to be normal
bingo, bingo, where is my pogo
>>34648173
just kill me
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>34649573
>quadruple bingo
GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT OUUUTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34648173
Should I leave this board or am I allowed to stay?
>>34648173
>moved out of parents' home
Got shipped off to university
>have had a job
I volunteered at this place that had animals on Saturdays in high school. I took care of their animals, but didn't really talk much to the people there. It was pretty comfy desu.
>held at least one birthday party
I invited people over to my house for my birthday, throughout elementary school and high school. Each year, the pool of people who came got smaller and smaller, and the last few years were just more of a sleepover with my closest friends. Then I went to high school and I had no friends anymore.
>went to a festival or concert with friends
My brother invited me to go see ween with his friends at one of their reunion concerts last year. I don't really know his friends too well, but it was fun anyway.
>parents are proud of me
they say say they are but im not sure if its genuine or just "be yourself, everyones special" crap
>been to a house party
family party
>>34649928
sorry forgot score sheet
>>34648173
Textless posts are not allowed fuck you mook
>>34649474
You dont belong here. Quit justifying yourself, away to reddit with you.
take advantage of youth
force yourself to do 'normal' things
go through the motions
>>34649472
if someone touched your dick and you came, you had sex.
this is an o p r o i s g t a l
glad to know i belong here
>>34649328
fucking normie get off my board reeeeeeeee
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>>34650498
>normies calling out other normies
just because you didn't happen to get bingo doesn't mean you're not a normie. Anyone who has enough squares filled in to get bingo (5 squares) is a fucking normie who has to gtfo.
The not fat one is stupid, you can be not fat and still in horrible shape.
>>34650295
What if you stuck your dick in a girl but did't cum?
>>34648173
I'm way more of a normie than I thought.
>>34650689
Motherfucker I forgot the pic.
> moved out of parents' home
but moved back in
> go out most weekends
but only for solitary activities
I feel like I'm cheating with the social media one since I rarely ever use it
>>34648173
I AM TEH WIZARD KING
>>34650701
Get out faggot. You are 100% grade A normie.
>>34650498
>>34650258
>>34649807
>>34649474
>>34649328
>>34648632
Seriously fuck off normies. You don't belong here. Leave this board for people with actual problems.
should I leave this board?
I used be like you.
>>34650931
Ya fuck off dude.
>>34650924>
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you dont even know the secret handshake
>>34650950
k
obvs not original
At least I used to have friends.
Absolutely normal
>>34648173
I guess the secret to becoming normal is not being alone on new years and losing my virginity.
At least I have some autistic freinds
Am I a normie????
j
>>34648173
I just don't, not even...
I'm not sure if moving out counts for this since I moved back. Most of the others I got are related to my old jobas a prostitute
>>34648173
Every single one of them but the options that said
>Parents proud of you
>1 year relationship
i am currently in a relationship that lasted 6 months so far
I didn't realise how cool I was. My only job was delivering pizzas for a few months.
Take into consideration I haven't had sex/gf in 4 years and have no IRL friends. am i a normie?
>have almost every square that doesn't involve a gf/relationship
JUST
>>34651741
you've got quite the sad life m8