mom came home drunk and is calling me a useless retard again

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>>34647755
Tell her who's boss anon.q

Burn the house down
That'll show her

mess up all the sheets on her bed

piss all over the bathroom and shit in the tub and convince her she did it when she wakes up tomorrow morning

>>34648744
Do it, the dubs compel you

>>34647755

teIl her shes a whore

>>34648744
DUBS GET
Start a fire and post pics

>>34647755
Go take her keys, and lock them in her car.

It will be hilarious, especially if she has work or something tomorrow. Hopefully she also has no duplicates.

>>34647755
fuck her while shes passed out

>>34647755
>daily life if a NEET

This makes me SMUG

>>34647755
Demand tendies. Scream if required. Who is she to treat her good boy like that?

>>34647755
Well.... Are you a useless retard?

fill the kettle with some juice or soda or something so when she goes to make a cup of tea or coffee to sooth her headache in the morning she gets hot sugar

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>>34648759
Yes!!! Do this OP and make it a messy one.

>>34647755
call her a shitty mom who can't raise anything but a useless retard.

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>>34647755
>mom came

Lol you're probably old enough to move out. Why are you still living with your mother?
>Inb4 no money

>>34647755
I don't why but I just started laughing as soon as I read that. Thx dumb OPEE.