Green Flags for girls

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>she doesnt like tattoos
>she is 2d

>>34646107
>she is smart
>she is funny
guess i will die alone, hmmm

>Looked at me at least once
SOLD

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>>34646107
>genuinely enjoys vidya

>Has a inflatable toy fetish
>furry
any of the 2 and i'm good :^)

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>>34646107
>loli voice
>toe licking fetish
>tsundere

>doesn't smile too much (girls always smiling or always try to appear all cheerful just seem fake)
>on the move, keeps busy
>tends to avoid hanging with a group
>likes swords
>hates tattoos
>is right authoritarian

>doesn't have her ears pierced

>>34646107
>virgin

virginit

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>>34646107
>isn't a pure virgin

>she watches GOOD anime

>>34646790

why?

what would be the m'dvantage?

>>34646107
>she's manipulative and abusive
>she's jealous
>she's a NEET
>she's clever and witty

>>34646862
I need a girl with experience. I need Stacy, not Sally Tap Shoes who probably couldn't even suck my dick proper.

>>34647092
That's why you teach her. Find a virgin and train her to be your personal slut.

>>34646744
>>likes swords
And its of no surprise that you're a KHV?

this is a good thread. it has a lot of potential to be pure
>when she genuinely loves and cares abt u

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>>34646219
hehxdmfugiadxd

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>>34646107
do both of those apply to guys too

>>34647134
Who wouldn't want a (literal) sparring partner?

>>34646107
seriously tho, socially awkward introvert girls are fucking weird, and usually crazy. it's not "oh awkward qt who is shy , but really cool and loyal, and a total sex freak for you" . one in a billion, let me tell you.

be a fucking man for once and you might actually snag a "normal" woman

>>34647128

What if you're not a very good teacher?

What if you're a virgin yourself and have nothing to teach?

>>34647280
>oh awkward qt who is shy , but really cool and loyal, and a total sex freak for you
This is me except the one bf I had broke up with me because I was overemotional, clingy and was lazy and unmotivated.

I got over the emotional dinginess but I'm still a lazy fuck.

>>34647305
>this feels good do it
>try new things and keep what feels good
If you're in a sexual relationship with someone and unable to talk about sex without all the bullshit that's a new level of autism

>>34647317
kik?

asbdhfjlhas

>>34647215
>it has a lot of potential to be pure

No it doesn't because girls like this don't actually exist, and if they do they certainly don't want a robot bf.

>she has no social media

literally if she talks to me thats the finish line
anything beyond that is my prize i guess

fuck this dependence on women I have

I just wanna be with someone who has their shit together. I'm 23 and I have a respectable job, no debt, and I keep myself physically and mentally healthy. I don't think it's too much to ask for my partner to be the same, or at least be motivated enough to work it out.

Other than that, if she likes guns and computers and motorcycles, it's pretty much perfect

>short hair that isn't dyed neon
>no piercings or tattoos

It's so damn hard to find.

>>34647547
Just find a long haired girl and convince her to cut it.

Let's get some none teenager girl green flags up here for us, 25+ bros
> isn't clueless what she wants to do after uni / hs, even if she does something that won't require 20 years of training, she's still passionate about her work
> not a mommas girl anymore, doesn't have to visit his controlling mother every weekend
> she still has his dad around and he's bro tier
> she had younger siblings so she's caring and good with kids
> she's good with animals (not just cats)
> can cook

>>34647573
Dunno, sounds tough getting a girl to dramatically change her hairstyle like that.

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>septum piercing
>feminist
>hates majority of men
>over 1500 facebook friends
>every social media in existence
>thinks tattoos are cool


my type of """"girl"""" 2bqh

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>>34647795
I really wish I weren't so attracted to these types.

>>34647280
>"oh awkward qt who is shy , but really cool and loyal, and a total sex freak for you" . one in a billion,
"oh awkward qt who is shy , but really cool and loyal, and a total sex freak for you" . one in a billion,

i feel good today
thank you :D it keeps getting beteer????ah!1

>>34646310
Good luck anon.

Original post.

>>34647280
>oh awkward qt who is shy , but really cool and loyal, and a total sex freak for you
But this is me exactly. Are we really this rare?

>>34647317
Post proof you are a chick or fuck off.

>>34647640
Are you a fucking retard?

Are you talking about a guy or girl? Because you said "his" a couple times.

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>>34646107

>she has a dick

origami

>>34648116
>How to spot a 14 year old on the internet

You aren't funny faggot. Go away.

>>34647836
I always wondered how these chicks got so much money. Tattoos are really expensive. That could be 10,000 dollars worth of ink work considering the detail and all the colors.

It's not that much money, but it is a lot of money to spend on something as frivolous as a tattoo once you consider most higher paying places don't hire people with strange hair, piercings, covered in tattoos. They are usually far too young to have any sort of decent degree.

>>34647500
Nigga are you me?
Well, I don't care for the motor cycle bit but wow. Good taste.

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>>34646107
Smells amazing
Is a great conversationalist
Smart
Is into vidya (gold flag if she plays eu4)
Bubbly personality
Comes from a poor family
Browses 4chan
Very high libido but loyal to you and not a slut

>>34647874
dis post reeks of estrogen

darkside caveat:

they must also be hot

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>>34646107
>she is uncut

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>Can cook
>Loves kids/animals
>Likes fruits and vegetables

>>34646107
>having a facebook isn't a redflag

Guess that's it. R9K is officially normie land now.
I'll see you guys later, I can't stand all the normies here anymore.

>>34648901
>wanting your gf to play casual normalfag trash videogames

>>34647317
>>34647913
I'd wager 90% of women think they fit that bill when they actually come nowhere near. Fuck off roastie whores

>no piercings outside of ears
>natural hair color
>likes kids and animals
>vegetarian
>can cook (at least) as well as i can
>doesn't spend more than 20 dollars on make up/hair a month

>>34646541
don't you mean either of the two?

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>she has a penis
>is 2d

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>>34648180
they get tattoo artist bfs that draw on them because they find it cute and a way to say MY BF DID THIS

I have a friend like that and I can't help but see those tattoos as proof of ownership for both ends