Choose or die, robot.

I choose death
htaed esoohc I

>>34640455
death gf
+always there
+solves all your problems
+can kill your bullies

-will murder everything you love
-bony
-fucks with everyone and everything

>>34640409
hemophillic gf t b h

>>34640409
Why does the hemophiliac scream and not like to touch?

autist gferino lads

Why would a haemophiliac scream a lot and not be able to give handjobs?

fleshlight desu, she has all the holes.

>>34640409
How severe is the hemophilia?

I'd kill for the hemophilic one.

Why would anyone not choose monster?

>>34640655
agreed, seems unfair to the other girls

>>34640409
why I love each gf: an essay by anon

Lobotomized Gf
>innocent
>gentle
>incapable of being cruel
>dependent

Fleshlight Gf
>friendly
>non-confrontational

Autist Gf
>I am an autist gf

Monster Gf
>loves unconditionally
>hugs are 2x as effective due to more arms
>shark teeth make me weak

Hemophiliac GF
>intelligent
>pale
>similar interests to me

autist gf pls

>>34640678
If im not mistaken monster gf is also great at cooking.

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>>34640678
can you please be my autist gf

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>>34640409
>tfw no four-armed monster gf

This is the only way.

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>>34640737
if I could be a gf like a normal person do you think I would be here

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>>34640409
>tfw when you're hemophilic gf from the description

>>34640802
Down to no touching and stuff like that? lol

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Autism gf
>>34640514
Haemophiliacs cannot clot blood so bruise or bleed easily

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>>34640779
i dont care i still want u to be my gf

>>34640802
you sound like a cutie
i picked hemophilic gf

>>34640779
>expecting any femanon to be a normal gf
That's not why we're here

>>34640823
I don't mind being touched by people that are VERY close to me, but I absolutely hate it when others do that

>>34640666
If you say so, Satan.
originaru

>>34641041
Oh, right. Yeah, I understand why. It's a natural response. I'd react the same way.

I don't like strangers at all.

>>34640409
Hemophilic sounds the best deal for me, she sounds very cute and I don't care about sex.
I'd like to protect her.

Otherwise for the same reason, the fleshlight, but I wouldn't have sex with her unless she wants to or something.

I don't really want to take care of a vegetable or someone who sounds like your usual massive cunt "femanon".

>>34640409
Monster sounds like the best deal
no joke

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Post more of these gf pics

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>>34641575
hnngggg
lost for this one lol
>tfw ywn have creepy sister gf

>>34641761
It's not creepy if it's love, anon. Nothing is truly 'normal'

>Won't kick or slap you
Robots if you're getting physically abused in a relationship you need to leave.

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Monster gf of course

>>34640678
So, the lobotomized GF is pretty much like having a Casca from Berserk after the Eclipse incident or maybe not as retarded?

>>34641886
She'll be practically braindead

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Lobotomized gf, I suppose. I don't mind changing some diapers.

>>34641793
I'm pretty sure some of them want that though.

Monster anyday.

>>34640409
desu autistic cause we are all autists

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>>34640409
>Choosing GF instead of rolling

Please leave

>>34642117
Roll threads are for faggots.

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Gimme REtard Koisi


REtard Koishi reminds me of Autistic girl. So maybe Autistic girl for me but then again REtard Koishi isn't Autistic isn't she?

>>34642230
I'm guessing you're in them almost constantly then?

>>34642238
>Wanting retard googly eyes Koishi as a gf

I thought I was the only one, good taste anon.

The Autist is now a gimp...in the basement, equipped with chains and chest. Doesn't seem she would mind much...Dobby has no clothes, clothes are earned.

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>>34642263
No, because they're for faggots, which you are and I'm not.

>>34642324
What a witty retort. I'm sure you're the coolest guy in town.

>>34642370
Thanks, anon. For a faggot you're pretty cool yourself.

>>34642511
I hate to me a disappointment but I'm not a meatball

>>34641575
I would actually be quite happy with that.

>loving, cute, young, virgin sister
>only thing she has so she'll never leave or betray you
>will do whatever she can to make you happy
>easy as fuck to groom, if you even need to at all

>>34640409
would choose autist, and just fight off every autistic beta that tries to get to her

Pls post more of these gf images

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1 Fleshlight GF please

>>34640409
MONSTER GF FOR SURE

>>34641917
Well, Casca is pretty much brain dead anyway. She can do some basic stuff like eat, walk and even bathe. She can't talk, she can't do anything useful.
Some lobotomized patients aren't left braindead, maybe lose some memory functions.

Monster gf

Seems weird and I'll take something as an accessory to make me seem more crazy

>>34640409
Autist gf so we can be miserable spergs together and have sex neither of us realize is awkward.

We need some more options. Would go with 1 or 2 if given the choice, probably 2. 2 is alive and can talk and think like a normal person, right?

>>34640409
thats not what haemophilia is
so hemophilic gf all the way
monster gf if she speaks english and doesnt have a dick

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>>34640409
hemophilic
>french kisses
>M Y F E T I S H

I scream like an autist too and have bad Peyronie's disease, so handjobs are no go, I call it a win win

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>>34645704
I googled that. I really went there

autist gf sounds like a dream come true. she's like having a real life realdoll which is perfect because that's how I am most accustomed to achieving orgasm by laying on top of it and going hog wild until I splooge

>>34645704
>>34645747
Damn son, are you able to fap like at all?

>>34640409
Fleshlight gf, then sell it for vidya.

>>34646374
If I try hard enough.
You can get it real easy, I discovered masturbation when I was a wee tot and always used righty. I noticed there was a problem when I was sixteen and it only got worse from there, and when I tried fixing it with internet tips

>>34646589
>>34646374

i didn't finish my spoiler text, fuck
when I tried fixing it or tried switching to lefty, I found it either not improving or getting worse. My dick is bent to the left, think of it like the top part of a >

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>>34640409
>tfw have an actual chance to get a qt autist gf
praise kek

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>>34646856

Best of luck to you, brother

>>34647825
I originally thank you, anon.