I have $175 and my parents are away for 2 weeks, I can finally

>>34634514
>living with parents
hmmm

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>>34634561
ya I'm a 25 year old NEET now shut the fuck up and give me a rec

>>34634561
>implying an 18 year old can't live with their parents

>>34634565
Spend that 175 on clothes and get a fucking job you waste of oxygen.

>>34634576
I thought I posted this on /r9k/ man...

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>>34634580
I'm just giving you this (You) to bump, don't think baiting will give any more leaf.

You could get a meiki zxy or you could stop being a degenerate and get on nofap.

>>34634580
why are you here wagey? go get back to sucking your bosses cock

get a dildo and a onahole

>>34634804
It looks interesting, I'll give it a try and the reviews are good. $65 is pretty cheap too, I thought I'd have to pay more.

>>34634863
I'm not gay and I don't enjoy playing with my asshole.

>>34634897
>anal pleasure
>gay

>>34634924
I just said I don't enjoy it, and you didn't even bother to give a recommendation either even if I wanted a dildo.

>>34634938
get a big dildo and put it in your mouth

>>34634938
https://us.fleshlight.com/products/turbo-ignition-copper

I have a normal pink lady fleshlight but this looks cool with the textures

>>34634953
kill yourself faggot
originao commentoe

>>34634993
whats the problem, virgin boy?

>>34634989
Is there any reviews of it somewhere? I don't really wanna buy something if there's no reviews.

This forum turned to shit, is normiest than facebook, fellow robots criticizing others for been NEET living with parents and degenerates I mean WTF, in every thread normie shit like 'get a job' 'go out and make friends' 'man up' etc pops up, fuck this shit I am out

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>>34634514
Yet another "anon" post from the onahole company.

>>34635118
feeling lonely? go outside.

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>>34635118
OP here. I would go to wizchan but I always fuck up posting there because I'm retarded, I ended up posting this exact thread in wrong forum there and I bet they'll ban me again.

>>34635147
i don't know if they have big expectations for a guy who wants to buy a dildo and toy butthole

>>34635184
I've been banned there 2 times before, they're pretty uptight. First time was posting really good 3D porn, second time was posting a thread in the wrong forum.

>>34635037
I guess it's new today is my first time seeing it, if you don't want it get a normal fleshlight with a texture in it besides the pink lady.

>>34634514
>Doesn't realize he can have the delivery service hold his package at the store

Lmao. There will probably be a delay and your parents will open it anyway, or find it in your room eventually. Save your fucking money and get out of the house loser.

Sex is overrated. Sex with a piece of rubber is even worse.

>>34634561
>not living with parents
wtf are you doing in this board?

>>34634561
>>34634580
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>>34635273
This board really is dead

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>>34635273
>you actually think my parents would come in my room

It's been several years since they've came into my room, I think 2013 was the last time and that was to yell at me to get a job. Now that I'm on neetbux they don't care, but they DO care if I spend money on things like this. Almost every dollar goes to them, so it's taken me several months to save up this amount and now that they're leaving I can finally splurge on something dumb. I can't leave you retarded mongoloid, I'm a 25 y/o KHV that's mentally disabled and it'd be more expensive to leave.

>>34635318
I agree, the real robots left a long time ago. I'm sure the vast majority ITT are underage normies.

>>34635318
wow you made one of the most comment posts since 2011 on r9k great job.

>>34634561
Where do you think you are, you little normalfaggot?

>>34635354
>mental midget
>thinks his parents won't find out
lol. do you still get spanked btw?

>>34635422
it's not hard to hide a sex toy anon. If you are over 20 I don't think parents are gonna search through everything in his room to find a sex toy

Try the /jp/ general, they'll help you more than this shithole.

>>34634514
Get a tenga flip hole

Save your money and use vaseline or just use your hand