/britfeel/

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First for asking how everyone is doing today in /britfeel/!

How are you all today
What are you up to?

Hope you're all having a great day and will have an even greater night!

>Still playing Yakuza 0

Can't wait for a fresh batch of drama and waifuposter signposting

last thread was interesting

too poor for pizza? try doing cheese on toast with the end pieces of a loaf. add garlic and herbs to taste

>>34632391
Might go out for a walk later. I don't know where though.

>tfw stuck in East Devon

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lads amazon sent me ANOTHER email, this time they suggested tape alongside the clothes

this is the 3rd or 4th email in 2 weeks with these suggestions, I haven't even looked at anything remotely like tape, should I be worried someone at amazon is trying to send me a warning message at this stage?

Just got back from a cracking motorbike ride, although alot of people see it as a normie hobby, its the perfect robot excuse to get out of the house and keep your face covered in public(and not interact with anyone)

>>34632543
You brought it up instead of just leaving it

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it's payday lads, anyone in Sussex want to get drunk tonight?

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>>34632551

submit that one to one of the women's magazines, might give you 50 quid, like this fab tip

>>34632562
Looks like you were the pusher all along.
Baiting innocent britfeelers by dressing in female clothing.
Luring them back to a hotel room where you bind them and drive them to a canal where you give them one, great push.

>>34632562

It's tape to hold the stockings up.

I don't know what impression I've given Amazon to get these recommendations

>netgear router
>selfie stick
>anti-scale granules
>tape measure
>latex gloves
>isopropanol

>>34632661
fucking hell, i hate this planet sometimes

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>turned 20 a few weeks ago
>realise I've wasted the last few years on the internet instead of doing something more productive

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>Niece comes over my place for a cooked meal
>She brings her tans female to male friend over

I cooked them cottage pie

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>>34632562
>>34632675
>>34632709
upon further investigation i figured it out lads, the tape is for nothing sinister

>>34632748
should have cooked up the FtM friend a creampie

>>34632661
just checked on asda, the cheapest toothpaste i could find was 80p but a bag of mint imperials are 70p what the fuck is wrong with people

>>34632661 >>34632730

that's a good idea actually, muted oc

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going to the midlands next week lads

what am I in for

>>34632920
it's like, not as poor as the north, but not as polite as the south

>>34632559
And then it starts fucking raining. Fuck this place I swear

>>34632920
why are you going to the midlands

or are you just going to the midlands to be in the midlands

>>34632748
>I cooked them cottage pie

Bit shit, mate.

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>>34632920
An entire region of sadness.

>>34632985
>are you just going to the midlands to be in the midlands

People do that?

I'm visiting a friend

For Honor open beta is on the 9th, lads. Can't wait

>>34632984
Rain is pretty comfy though lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8P7aPzRRkQ

>>34632495
I'm good man, waiting for my friend to finish work so she can come over for a few hours. Until then it's just going to be cleaning up the house.

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>>34633080

Why doesn't that stupid Gondola just stand under the overpass. Stupid fucking Gondola.

>>34632920
Apathy and pakis.

>>34632424


>NEW THEDDS

>THEDDS

>DDS

drink driving Scotsman

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>>34633080
>You will never live in some cyberpunk tier Japanese city just without all the negative factors of actually living in Japan


Can't be dealing with it lads

think my mum might be crazy lads, she's finally got a bath mat for the bathroom room but says 'put it on the towel rack when not it in use so it doesn't cover up the nice tiles'

>>34632984
I love the rain, I prefer walking when it's dark and rainy

>>34632495
I'm the anon who told you it was out. Still on with it myself, still very much enjoying it. Did you take down Mr. Shakedown yet?

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>>34633243
>tfw we're heading towards a dystopian future
>it isn't a cool cyberpunk one
This feel hurts the most

>>34633261
Put her in a home. Get rid of the old bag

>>34633261
Not that odd. My parents put theirs on the edge of the bath when it's not in use.

Is there any point in doing something, knowing it won't make you happy? Is limitation of suffering/ hardship good enough?

>>34632748
Should have gave them beans in a bowl and said ''well the beans truly believe they are cottage pie so this is a cottage pie.''

>>34633386
it's the reasoning of 'not covering up the tiles' that annoys me, it's not like you stand in there just staring at the floor and she doesn't even use that bathroom much as we have a down stairs toilet

Was a bad night for britfeel last night lads, tripfags and waifufags taking over again.

Lets try our best to avoid that in the future, first sign of them just stop posting till they go away again

>>34633108
Good to hear you're well, anon!
And sounds good friendo, have a good night!

>>34633279
Thanks again for pointing it out to me, I honestly still wouldn't know by now it was out!

I took him down for the ninth time with Majima not too long ago, making fucking bank off him.
Just having fun doing the sidequests and making weapons now!

>>34633433
it's literally 2-3 posters that come to shit up the general every now and again

fuck them

>>34633433
I haven't been on here for a while, does the guy who filmed girls pissing still post? I stopped using britfeel because of that cunt, the place turned into his personal blog.

>>34633490
We might be around the same point then, but I don't want to risk spoiling you. Think I'm on Chapter Eight? The weapons thing seems a little bit dull to me.

If you haven't done already, when Majima's Five Stars stuff comes up, it's 100% worth it if not more. You must see it through to its conclusion. Just so you don't waste your time like I did though, when you get to Moon you have to move the plot along a smidge to wrap it up. Hope that was vague enough not to spoil anything.

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>tfw pirating software

>>34633515
Worst posters in no specific order

>K-on prison gays
>All tripfags
>anon that would keep posting his cats dick constantly a year or so ago
>The "Mr cuddles" poster that also posts his dogs dick
>That anon with the grubby fat fingers that keeps spamming his dick pics here
>The anon who worships Elliot rodgers and constantly blogs about it
>The ex-meth addict that keeps blogging about drugs or how he once got jacked off by an old chinese guy

>>34633618
>you wouldn't download a Boeing 737

>>34633659
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy

(Don't, Don't, Don't, Do-Do-Don't, Do-Don't, Don't, Don't copy that floppy!)
(Don't, Don't, Don't, Do-Do-Don't, Don't)

I'm your MC Double Def DP
That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse
That's the artists, writers, designers and programmers
They pump up the images for games and grammar that lets you learn, but also play
The games you came here for today

Now I know you love the games and that's alright to do
Because the posse who make them, they love them too
But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do

You say "I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend"
Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more
And no one buys any things from the store
So no one gets paid and they can't make more
The posse breaks up and they close the door
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy

So let me break this down for you:
D-D-Do-Do-Don't

No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail
Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail
Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it
Disrespectin' all the folks who are makin' it
The more you take, the less there will be
The disks become fewer, the games fall away
The screen starts to shrink, and then it will fade
Programs fall through a black hole in space
The computer world becomes bleak and stark
Loses its life and the screen goes dark

(Welcome to the end of the computer age, Mwahahahahahahaha!)

>>34633683
But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart
To let that happen to your chances to explore
Parts of the new age just behind the doors of your minds
You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought of before
And in time, you'll teach us so much more
That's why I'm here and what I'm fighting for
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy

Now let me introduce you, to some of the team
They'll explain a little more about what I mean

(In background)
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Do-Don't copy that floppy
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Don't copy that floppy
Do-
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Do-Don't copy that floppy

You see, on these disks we have frozen in time
The creativity of someone's mind
Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key
You can copy that game, that the work is free?
This creativity, we protect it by law
We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy

Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
Do-Do-Don't copy
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Don't copy that floppy

To do the right thing, it's really simple for you
The copyright law, it will tell you what to do
Buy one, for every computer you use
Anything else is like going to the store
Taking the disk, and walking out the door
It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours
Is that really where you want your life to go?
Think about it, I don't think so
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy

Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it
Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it
Think of it this way, okay?
When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team
You respect what you do and what you're workin' for
We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more
We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear
There will be new programs here at the end
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy

Now you know how the games and the programs are made
And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade

>>34633690
The bottom line is it's all up to you
There's nothing more that I can do
The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass
I'm sure you'll make your decision with class

Don't copy that floppy

See ya, I'm outta here

Woke up to 80 quid in surprise holiday pay from a job I did in december this morning. I have spent it all.
Every penny

>>34633844
How have you managed to spend 80 quid in a day?

>>34633844
what did you treat yourself to lad?

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>>34633652
You're just upset my pupper has a bigger cock than you

>>34633861
>>34633863
Bowie's Heathen on vinyl, Chaos Space Marines codex for 40k, The Red Path novel, some iced tea and a wad of instant ramen packs, like a tenner on tea leaves + lunch

I'm awful at money. If I have like 20 that I have to make last a month, I'll spend at most a few quid but the moment I have 30+ or money I don;t have to worry about making last I blow it all in one go

>>34633920
kill yourself at any time

feel free

>>34633861
>How have you managed to spend 80 quid in a day?
What the fuck kind of peasant are you? never had more than a score in your possession at anyone time? not hard to spunk 80 quid. A video game, some booze and good eats could do it easily.

>>34633972

Calm down, retard lad.

>>34633922
>Bowie's Heathen
That's a pretty good album. I can abide by that.

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>tfw you do a poo that is two different shades

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>thought jun lad was a pretty cool guy one of the only personalities i liked
>now find out last thread he's an asshole
what can't robots just stick together senpaitachi, the normie menace is too big a threat for infighting

>>34634219
because hes not a "robot", hes the very definition of a normie and only comes here to taunt us and subtly brag about his life

Who misses NA here?

>>34634219
both sides seem like assholes, especially with how bitter a certain few people were complete hypocrites really.

lost a lot of respect for all of them yesterday, glad I shut myself off from all this crap and I'm glad they are all gone

>>34634219
>>34634308

Oh do please let's talk about waifu/tripfag drama some more

I'm still having feels after learning what happened to Mayuri waifu anon, nobody deserves that

>>34634284
yeah this

"ugh i'm so depressed lol but at least i have two boyfriends who want to dress up for me!'

nothing but humble bragging

>>34634284
And yet the azuposter has taken numberous dicks

Normalfag 16 year olds, all of them

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Why talk drama when you can talk doggo?

>>34634427
that dog is clingy and needy

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Too easy.


>b

>>34634427
I had a dog once but it died many years ago. Well my parents had a dog. I like dogs but I wouldn't want to actually take responsibility for one. I can't even look after myself so I could hardly take care of another living thing as well.

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>>34633922
>not Young Americans
Pleb

>>34634219
This is getting old, stop trying to stir shit up because someone bullied you in a chatroom

>tfw it's one of those days where you do nothing but listen to morrissey.

>>34634427

*woofs in Northerner*

That doggo's been proper friendzoned too.

>>34634650
Thanks m8, was getting bored of Nine Inch Nails.

>Right Where It Belongs
>Every Day is Exactly the Same

Too true desu

>>34634650

Listen to some talking heads. Better music AND better vibes.

>>34634688
Fuck off Mozza has some great tunes, Talking Heads is boring as fuck, just jingle jangle shite with nonsensical lyrics.

>>34634669
why are you woofing in northerner

>>34634678
>The entirety of the Downward Spiral album
It's too true desu.

>>34634544
Wasn't even in store. Heathen was an impulse buy.
Was gonna grab ABC's Lexicon of Love for meme purposes, but it was "Vol II" or some bent shit, no Poison Arrow or Look of Love or anything

>be brushing tongue
>stick toothbrush back too far
>throw up into sink

So big bastard cat has been attacking my kitty. What's the appropriate response if I get my hands on it? A few smacks on the face? Hold it under the sink for ten minutes? Strangle it and throw it in the canal?

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I decree today that life
Is simply taking and not giving
England is mine, it owes me a living

>>34634761
Put it in a bin. It won't come to any harm since someone will inevitably open it before long, it'll just learn its lesson so there'll be no consequences for you.

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>>34634710

>Morrissey fan calling my music tastes "boring"

>>34634723

Anon asked me to "talk doggo".

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>>34634774
But ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
Oh ask me why and I'll spit in your eye

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>>34634748

Erotic, isn't it?

>>34634784
I'd probably only catch it in the back garden though. I could put it in my recycling bin for awhile?

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It's a Morrisey meme thread.

I like Rihanna but I really wish she'd stop singing about drugs and sex. Surely there must be more to her life than that.

>>34634748
felt good, right?

Try it again tomorrow, right after a meal. It'll feel even better

>>34634862
>how to dissolve your teeth in one easy step

>>34634861
She went to Barbados' 50th anniverary of independence with Prince HArry

>>34634787
>implying the droning drivel that is talking heads is better than a man who has written more good songs than Talking Heads has good lyrics

>>34634869
This anon wants you to stay fat, he thinks you're a pig who doesn't deserve to be thin and beautiful. You know what to do

>>34634871
Harry seems to have a thing for mixed chicks.

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>>34634889
>droning

Why are you slagging off Talking Heads when you've clearly never listened to them?

Anyone else getting connection errors?

>>34634970
I've had one or two but I thought it was because I unplugged my ethernet cable.

Is it bad to take two bottles of benylin dry cough for le dxm if I have a productive cough? Pharmacist cautioned that if I do have a productive cough it's bad to suppress coughing and therefore allow mucus to sit.

>>34634992
no it just falls back down to the stomach and gets recycled

>>34634871
Rich folk live in a different world.

>>34634970
No just the usual "click on image wait 5 minutes get 404 error popup" is2.4chan.org crap.

Eagerly awaiting the next Jahans video.

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>>34634970
nothing wrong on my end - Keep clicking those risky images good citizen

Currently showerposting. Feels good tbqh

>>34635023
Could say the same about us and people who live in actual shit holes in Africa and the Middle East.

What we listenting to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk

>>34635055
Glad that's not just me.
Maybe mummy is watching

>>34635146
at least people in africa can reproduce and have sex

;-;

>>34634836
>Tfw your 'topical' reference is now seven years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooGkGdDIlI

>>34635156
https://youtu.be/7RMQksXpQSk

Not even being ironic. Think it would be a good song for a mass shooting. It's quite sassy and carefree even though the lyrics are pure normie.

Just took 450mg of dxm desu lads aha.

>>34635222
>not doing your spree killing to Pumped Up Kicks and the Cheeky Girls

pleb

>>34635146
Indeed I am constantly aware of how lucky I am to be able to be a 30 plus autistic neet living off his parents' extremely generous state pensions. That I don't have to bow to Mecca 5 times a day or have my throat slit, or starve to death in some AIDS-ridden desert. Yet I'm still depressed as fuck.

im still living accross from this pub, thats right, i havent moved out since last night, fucking normies are back in there having fun and flirting and preparing for sex

>>34635330
Not saying you don't have a right to be sad. Just saying that this earth is full of different worlds

just woken up from a 2 hour nap, bad move lads

Gonna watch some films and drink some homebrewed beer

>Knocking on my door
>Open it to a guy who immediately puts his foot in the doorway
>Says he's a bailiff from some company
>Says I owe 490bongs for unpaid rent
>Doesn't tell me the name of who owes it
>Doesn't tell me his name or show me any form of identification claiming I'm trying to waste his time and make his job harder
>Backs the fuck away when I pull out the baseball bat and take a swing for his leg
>Powerwalks down the apartment block stairs telling me he's phoning the law
>Phoned the law myself - they tell me to phone them again if he comes back

Looks like I won't be getting any sleep tonight lads.

Contemplating how late I should be for this shit party. I want to be late enough to miss as much of it as possible but also not to arise suspicion.

>>34635627
where the fuck do you live

jesus christ, like something from a horror movie

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Debt collectors have started calling me and I don't even have a job.

You can't go to jail over debts, right?

>>34635627
NEVER open your door. It's never worth it. Good job having a baseball bat handy though. I'd have been fucked. Except I wouldn't have opened the door in the first place.

>>34635672
He has a baseball bat. He's a yank. Probably in some nigger infested shithole like Detroit or Baltimore.

Gonna watch Kiki's Delvery Service lads. Comfy Saturday night film suggestions hit me up

>>34635672
>>34635696
Haven't got a view hole or any other way to see who it was so only way to see was to open the door. Thinking of getting a mini wireless surveillance camera put up so I can see

Don't know if anyone remembers but I'm the guy from a week or so ago who had that guy knock and ask for a fag

>>34635729
I live in a scummy area of Kent ya bastard.

>>34635684
nah you just get sent to australia

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>>34635800
What about a door chain? Technology isn't always the answer.

>>34635859
I've thought about that but someone would still be able to put a foot in even with a chain.

>>34635800
What? Kent is a posh toff county.

>>34635886

Well yeah but they can't actually get in.

>>34635800
>Kent

Taking a swing at him is anything from affray to attempted murder. Shouldn't have done that

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>>34635750
>Tfw you can't watch SoL anime anymore without lewding the MC in your head

I didn't ask for this

>>34635911
You yanking my crank? Some places are complete shitholes

>>34635912
No they can't, but with a foot in the door there's no way for me to close it either

>>34635927
I was legit worried about my safety.

>>34635952

>no way for me to close it either

That's when you call the police or swing at them with a golf club.

>>34635952
>I was legit worried about my safety.

So you close the door. You said you took a swing at his legs meaning he removed his foot and you went outside to take that swing

>>34635992
>you went outside to take that swing
Not him but I think your mental image is extremely faulty

>>34635989
Good point

>>34635992
He had his foot in and I had no way to close it. I already had a hand on the bat, I left the door which he pushed open while I picked up the bat, took a swing for his leg which he hastily removed.

>>34636047
>I left the door

So you admit that you let him in

>>34636067
>having an unlocked door is an invitation for people to enter
what a retard you are

>>34636067
Nope. I already asked him to get his foot out the door, he didn't, so I defended my property and myself.

>>34636080
Anon opened the door, he asked to come in and anon let him

>>34633261
Mine also does this

>>34635800
ST MARY CRAY

Fuck knows how this isn't original

>sneeze
>grab a tissue on my desk to blow my nose
>end up wiping my own cum on my face

great

>>34636142
Why did you leave the cum tissue on your desk.

>>34636113
Nope. It's the same as sex with a woman. Unless they explicitly give you permission to enter it's rape/trespassing.

>>34636171
so that I can clean up after myself without leaving my room
now all I can smell is spunk

Dxm starting to kick in but I don't think it's going to be a big thing. What a load of bollocks this is.

>>34636190
ITYM "Unless they explicitly give you permission and then don't regret it afterwards, it's rape"

>>34636113
In what world is "get your foot out of my fucking door" interpreted as "please come in"?

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Why are only fags attracted to me? Is a gf too much to ask for?

>>34636235
Consent can be withdrawn at any time.

>>34636251
You were trapping his foot in the door by trying to close it

>>34636260
I have this hilarious image of Anti Sarkesian being fucked and the poor guy (who of course has a beard and hipster glasses and quaffeured hair) has to ask for consent before every thrust

>>34634616
Who got bullied?
Azu?

>>34636258
because you look like a bitch, presumably

>>34634337
What happened to him?

c robot

What's your guilty pleasures lad?

I unironically like Mysterious Girl. Just sounds great to me.

I think I've damaged my dick over the years lads. I just noticed it's slightly numb, I can feel it but there's that odd feeling you get when skin goes numb. It barely hurts when I pinch it either.

>>34636339
Anime. wqqqwqw

>>34636295
Oh so someone tries to force their way in and i''m supposed to feel sympathy because his foot go trapped? Oh the poor diddums

What are people even on about I looked through the last thread and there was like one post from Azu saying why he didn't like jun and that was it. Like 3 posts max

how was that bad?

>>34636339
Cats the Musical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AomuJ9JJ_8


I'm not wrong about it, everyone else is!

>>34636374
You trapped his foot. That's assault and possibly kidnapping if he couldn't get it out of the doorway

>>34636327
What do you mean by that though?


Original post.

>>34636387

Please stop being stupid on purpose, it's not funny, just bothersome.

>>34636400
You don't look manly, you look feminine. So only men are into you.

>>34636387
I weep for this country if you or anyone else sees this as a legitimate argument.

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>>34632495
Spending money on kebabs like a madman haha.
>>34634219
rude.
>>34636308
looks like i'm the one getting bullied today.
>>34636339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk cucking with jack.

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dunno what I should have later lads.

Chinese takeaway (prolly some insanely nice chicken spring rolls and some other shit) or eat my still uncooked pork shoulder steaks and have some tesco carbonara (plus extra carbonara sauce).

>>34634616
What happened desu senpai weebaboo and stuff

>>34636485
>looks like i'm the one getting bullied today.
It was a bit dickish of you to leave them but you do you. You're still the only waifu poster I like.

>>34636339
Fucking K-pop. I was watching some of the MVs earlier and laughing at how much I unironically enjoy them.

>>34636485
>>34636308
>Jun and azu

Can someone give me a quick rundown on these two?

>>34635244
We are the cheeky *pop*
We are the cheeky *bang*
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky *biff*

>tfw like a fembot
>she's been throwing up and in constant incapacitating pain for 7+hours every day for weeks now, and has had stomach pains most of her life
>she can never sleep more than a couple hours due to constant random spikes of pain

bit depressing innit

>>34636541
Old fags
Two of the original waifu posters from back when britfeel started

Started nice became cunts

Apparently azu got bullied in a chat room and now they're both back here

>>34636571
yeah but she's a woman so it evens out

>>34635912
no, but they can just barge the door and take the lot off the wall

>>34636571
sounds like a pregnancy. in 6-8 months a black baby will discharge out of her.

>>34636609

Yeah they could do that without knocking too, or wait for you to leave or anything. It makes it more secure, if only by a little.

>>34636573
I thought they were those two fags in girls clothes that keep getting posted here.

>>34636584
to see what's wrong she has to have one of those endoscopys and colonscopys which seems quite an uncomfy procedure, also she's american so every time she tries to get healthcare (which isn't even that good quality) her family has to pay a massive amount of money lol

>>34636640
she is a virgin and has had similar pains for years

>>34636571
>chasing after a girl with crohn's disease

I swear the anxiety meme never used to be this bad.

>>34636698
>she is a virgin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>34636541
>Normieposters bow to Junlad.
>In contact with traps and fembois.
>possesses autistic-like- abilities.
>controls Hampshire with an iron but fair fist.
>Owns waifu figures and anime stores globally.
>Will respond to all penis and gayposts (Junlad will be the first to complement)
>In regular communication with waifu posters and lonely gays.
>Attends meetups and gay-hookup sites all over the world- You likely have JunCum inside you right now.

etc. etc.

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>tfw one of your favourite reddit #empowered professional strippers starts posting 10 shitty begging posts a day
>totally fucking up my autistically-maintained RSS feed
God damnit, I don't want to have to unsub from her

So fucking sick of my life, lads.

If I get myself sectioned will they give me a flat? Living with mummy atm and don't have a job.

I feel like going into the town centre and screaming as much as possible. I'll kick up a fucking fuss alright.

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pull the other one. it has bells on it.

> eat me tea
> does nothing for me

can lose the fat but im still a fatty mentally

>>34636700
>chasing after a girl with crohn's disease
where do you think we are?

>>34636777
>I feel like going into the town centre and screaming as much as possible.
You'd have to be really fucking extrovert to be able to do that. I'm not encouraging you to prove me wrong, but I think you'd bottle it.

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Because heaven sends and heaven takes
Crashing cars in his brain
Keep him tied up to a dream
And only she can set him free
And then he says to me

Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now

>>34636777
Yeah but you'll probably be living with someone who has paranoid schizophrenia

>>34636777
If you do, do so in a different town than the one you live in. No need to make leaving the house harder than it already is.

how many of you live on your own

how the hell do you cope?

>>34636828
I'd probably bottle, yeah. I do have a legitimate urge to scream though. I think I'd probably go for it if I had a better voice. I do it in pillows sometimes for practice.

Maybe if I get monged on prescription stuff and start conversations with policemen that might lead me somewhere. Just want a change.

>>34636860
As long as room doors have locks I'll probably be okay. I'm a big boy, would fare well against most head cases I reckon.

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>>34636492
evening /fit/izen

>>34636698
>fembot
>she is a virgin
come on mate

Took too much cough medicine. Sitting on a bench in public and I feel sick fucking hell.

>>34636878
I can't cope living with people. I can't wait to be on my own.

>>34636878

Cannabis for me.
Still feel unhappy though, miss having friends.

>>34636923
>this is going up your ass tonight

>>34632984
The rain has stopped. Now my post will decide
Odds I walk
Evens I stay in

>>34636492
Show body tren-anon. Let's see if it's working?

What are you guys listening to?
I'm going for a bit of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA

>>34636878
What's wrong with it?

It's comfy as fuck.

>>34636949
I thought that too man, nearly 6 months living on my own now and I have good days and bad days.
End up just putting films or podcasts on in the background

>>34636924
she played vanilla wow server nostalrius with me for 8 hours a day for a couple weeks until it was shut down

virgin confirmed

>>34636857
I like the killers too but lyricsposting is pretty high faggotry desu m80

>>34636949
The trouble with being on your own completely is that nothing ever gets done unless you do it yourself. So if the heating breaks or the electricity goes off, it's you that has to make the call to the supplier. And if you can't be bothered to clean, there's going to be an inch thickness of dust everywhere within three weeks. Etc.

>>34636992
I'm spend 90% of the time in my room with stuff going anyway. It's just family anyway and I hate having to tell them where I'm going or whatever.

>>34637027
absolutely this

I really have to motivate myself every sunday or something to completely clean the flat and do shit

>>34637044
Oh I feel this. You can't sleep so you want to go for a walk at 3am, and your mum says it's fine, but you know deep down when you go out or do anything out of what she has down as "normal expected behaviour" for you she's going to worry even if she doesn't say it

Who /churchtomorrow/?

>>34637098
I don't even want to go for a shit at like 2am cause they'll wake up and ask my what I'm doing.

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>>34636977
>trying to trigger JSA flashbacks

not catching me lad they ruined vivaldi for me

>>34637075
i have to admit even though my mum keeps the rest of the house clean my own bedroom is mostly covered in a thick layer of dust (except the area immediately around the computer obviously). there's no way i'd be able to keep an entire house clean with a kitchen and a bathroom and all that shit

>>34637123
Might be starting JSA soon.

I'll probably regret asking, but what did they do that was bad?

>>34637121
Can't you sneak out? I've always been able to slip out without anyone noticing when I leave and return.

>>34637138
I work a shit 5 days a week, come home and crash and just make a mess.

So at the weekends I'm just wallowing in shit and hating myself

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>>34637121


>"Im taking a shit mum"

I doubt anyone else in your house is holding in shits in-case they wake anyone up desu

Went to a soft play with my daughter and nearly sperged out at some kid

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post waifus, ladies

>>34637181
>I'll probably regret asking, but what did they do that was bad?
as i understand it they keep you on hold for hours and play that music at you the whole time while you're stressing that they're going to cut your money off. so the music becomes associated with anxiety and sweating and bad feeling.

>>34637181
They're all really light sleepers and all my doors are loud

>>34637189
I still do it but I feel like a twat waking everyone up

>>34637197
only if you post a lewder pic of your qt waifu

otherwise I refuse

>>34637192
go on

tell the

story

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>>34637223
FINE!

Please be careful with her

>>34637185
i understand. those who scorn you for not having the will power to keep up with basic chores are most likely rich (in money or in spare time) and do not understand ego depletion

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>>34637197
TFW trying to explain the 'bogpill' to a friend :(

>flatmates all became best friends with eachother at the start of the year
>i'm the outsider
can't fucking wait to move out tbqh

>>34637192
i want a hard play with your daughter ;-) no only joking

>>34637267
>posting lewd of his own waifu

what are you doing you absolute bloody mad man

>>34637300
Fuck that, explain why you left us?

>>34637302
surely better than moving in at the start of the year with everyone else, yet ending up the outsider later. at least you know you never stood a chance rather than knowing you had a chance and fucked it up.

full english for dinner lads

thats the kind of weekend I'm having

>>34637340
Please take this drama shit elsewhere - stop trying to live out your teenage fantasies on 4chan

does anyone want to watch a shit film, and rip it to shit or something

I feel like watching something awful and joking about it

idk

>>34637364
WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?

WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO BRITFEEL?
You knew we would still be here, didn't you realise how hard it would be for us?

>>34637358

Sounds like your life is falling apart, we are here for you lad

It's OK to cry sometimes

>>34636977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifAtvI48R_0

listening to this rn, tune

>>34632495
Horribly. Im basically in love with my manager when i know i shouldnt be. We are really close friends (slept together but didnt do anything sexual) and i dont want to mess that up. On the other hand i want to be with her so bad it hurts. Its like some cheesy teenage romance movie but i cant fucking help it. Help me lads ;_;

>>34637411
falling apart is right lad, I'm at a fork in the road and don't know where to go

living alone isn't helping desu

when do we kill all women

whenever i see one i just get depressed

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>>34637197
I played Cities Skylines for five hours straight last night.

>>34637418
>having sleepover with manager
I think you've scuffed up the work/life boundary

>>34637446
How do you know it's a fork and not a dead end

>>34637461
What do you think will happen to beta bitches if there were no women? Hint: protect your arse hole

>>34637446
>living alone isn't helping desu

What, you'd rather have flatmates who play drum and bass at 3 AM and fuck loudly in the room next to yours while you're trying to sleep, and leave their dirty dishes piled in the sink?

Can't imagine why anyone would choose shared living arrangements over living alone.

>>34633395
will it benefit you in the long run?

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>>34637197
posting

Yet again I fail to motivate for anything unless it's the day before and I'm forced into it, I'm sure everyone loves reading my college blog by now

>>34637470
at least you're sleeping, nerd

>>34637471
It sounds weird to even call her my manager. Its more like a best mate who you work with who happens to be above you. Shes 28 and im 23 so shes older than me but we get on great. Had loads of friends who were girls (normie alert) but iv never felt this way about them like i do her. She knows how i feel and while she didnt outright say no im pretty sure that's what she'd say if i pushed for an answer. Kill me

>>34637350
eh i guess
i just hate having to deal with the clear tension every single time i bump into one of them
wanna be able to feel more comfortable in what is currently my home

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>>34637562
Those flatmates are worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning.

>>34634484
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>>34637340
>>34637400
memes. (boipucci)
>>34637470
sick game lad.

>>34637562
>Can't imagine why anyone would choose shared living arrangements over living alone.
cheaper
I've always found it extremely hard to spend more money than I absolutely have to on things like this

>>34637588
1. get her and you piss drunk
2. save/protect her from trivial threat while out somewhere
3. fuck like rabbits

Can someone push junfaggot into a canal so he disappears again

>>34637123
Para ti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=CxH4-aoTlTw

>>34637625
>memes. (boipucci)

what did he mean by this?

>>34637606
also to clarify i did move in with them at the start of the year
i just never got around to doing anything with them, after mostly staying in my room i eventually forced myself to play a game of fifa with them and wanted to blow my brains out the whole time
definitely an element of a "fucked up chance" but all things considered i would never choose to make friends with these people and im sure they think the same of me

>>34637657
That thumbnail should be in the OP image. Perhaps replace some of the teddy posters. You don't need three.

>>34637613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxcvVdIgyBA

unironically like it desu.

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Just been sick lads.

Sick of life and now I'm physically sick. Lock me up right now.

>>34637568
It will benefit me in that in the long run things may be easier but again, it will not make me happier. Let's say it's not the difference between playing a shit game and a good game, but a shit game or a shit game on easy.

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>>34637773
Sick again and need a shit

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Evans Out, Reid and Harris In

>BBC Biodiversity

weird question lads, can you bring a bike into mcdonalds

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>>34637910

Probably not, set it somewhere you can see it constantly , preferably the window you are sitting at

Do you not lock your bike up ?

Another handy tip

They wont serve you at the drive thru on a bicycle because its not safe due to the amount of cars (at 2am and a completely empty drive thru) the fucking twats

>>34637910
If they say you can't say you are visually impaired and its your guide bike (waiting for a dog)

Right, who's up for a documentary? I'm thinking 'Britain's Sex Gangs'. If you're drinking, take a swig every time a non-white is onscreen.

>>34637734
I knew both the records they used in that episode well before it aired. Limb by Limb was played on John Peel's show on 11/08/1995. I still have the tape. The other record is The Way by DJ Tactix which I think I have on some jungle compilation CD whose name I can't recall, copied off a guy at school.

>>34637982
i have no lock, they cost about 50 pounds for a good one

I just want to go in and order something and leave

Going to watch Alien lads

Space slasher kino

any man locked into mistajam on bbc radio 1/xtra

>>34633395
what else is there? After the initial summer of your prorecrceation years life is suffering either in parenthood or that missed opportunity to forfill your biological purpose and forget memory its decaying long before your short time here "suffering" will be overwritten in the future and lost forever probably something that nobody even needs just something to cover a back-ups back-up.


>https://youtu.be/JEv3LpXNX8U

>>34637680
how are you doing?
>>34638021
tfw limb by limb was released before i was born haha.

>>34638012
Further to this the room is cytube / r / shipfeel. There's a dot after the 'tu'. Password is funtimes

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>tfw simon mayo will never be your dad

Also I'm talking to some polish 6/10 on tinder RIGHT NOW lads what do I do how do I do anythinh I'm barely on the verge of panicking totally holy shiot

>>34638092
I'm very good thank you junlad

going to finish the night up with some Dota and left over cider

>>34632391
I'm not from Britain, can I participate ?

>>34638144
I'll allow it, just this time

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>>34638133
I prefer to drink a nice craft ale myself, but i hope you have a nice evening. I'm playing Overwatch with some lads, though we play league over dota when mobas are concerned.

>>34638156
Spent my weekend doing graveyard shifts, I just want to kick the bucket as days go by.

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>>34637909
he looks so uncomfortable.qqqq

>>34638189
what do you do lad? honorary lad

Any good websites that teach the history of Ireland? Also how do you Brits feel about it?

haven't eaten anything all day
want to get a chinese but too lazy to shower and leave
motivate me to get out guys

>>34638264

I think you should be able to look up the history of Ireland anytime you want, lad.

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>>34638042

>cost quid for a good one

>tfw used a poundland lock for months


Get something anon

Anything is better than fuck all, will also stop thieving pricks from walking off with your bikefu when your in mick dicks for 2 minutes

Come on lads, join in the cytube room. More the merrier.

>>34638092
you missed the best era of rave :( so did i really, wish i'd been born 5 years earlier or so.

Taylor Swift holds the keys to life and death.

>>34638245
I work in a gambling club, I watch patrons throw money on slot machines like the dumb fucks they are but they seem to enjoy it.

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>>34637902
Get well soon buddy

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>>34638264
Maybe you should book a nice holiday to dublin and get in touch with your "Irish Heritage" and find out for yourself my burger friend, I hear they have lots of really good records and certificates over there (all reasonably priced too mind).

i'd move to ireland to escape brexit if i weren't such an autistic shut-in

>>34638371
>>34638372
what the fuck

am i seeing things

MOOOOT

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>>34632747
>20
Mate you're still a fucking babby.

There's still plenty of time to do shit, you just have to get off your arse and get it done.

>>34638399
if you post at the same millisecond the thumbnails overwrite each other

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>>34638282
Who says you need to shower?
If you don't eat, you will die. It's not like dying isn't too bad anyways

>>34638420
but they have the same image, not just thumbnail

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Finished my anime and I'm depressed now.

>>34638282
Don't they deliver? Some fucking chinese.

>>34638371
Cheers mate. Had a really bad vomit sesh after those two but I'm fine now. Was going to take pics but two normies were just standing there having a fucking conversation.

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>>34638371
>>34638372
>>34638399
everything is going according to plan, just focus on the wheat crunchies and forget you saw anything

>>34638420
they are the same image though

katyusha poster is morphing other peoples images into his own


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34638437
true, so it can also happen with images as well. i didn't know this. only ever seen it with thumbnails before. but look at the two posts' filenames - they're identical. so the second post's image overwrote the first's.

>>34638502
the images must have both been received by the server at the same millisecond, that's the only sensible explanation other than memeing about egyptian chaos gods.

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>>34638372
Nice timing

>>34638468
Here you go lad

Lads I (almost) got lucky with a girl just before my 21st birthday. I was too apprehensive to go all the way, but she's messaging me all the time now.

Wat do?

>>34638469
Blergh, can't stand mayonnaise

>>34638675
Have sex with her to prove you're not gay

>>34638675
Get off this board before your view of women is completely ruined and enjoy it while it lasts. Then when it inevitably crashes and burns and leaves you a huddled wreck drowning in your own tears and snot come back to /r9k/ and shitpost about hating women forever like everybody else. DONE

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'Celebrity age-progression expert' = Dave in accounts who's got Photoshop.

>>34638675
Ask her if she wants to meet up in real life. If she's really into you she'll be keen for this. If she's just texting you for validation she will flake the moment you invite her out.

No sense investing 3 months texting a girl who isn't serious about you. Ask her to meet up as soon as possible in real life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ

Another meme i unironically enjoy.

>>34638707
what even is this planet anymore? could someone put pepe and wojak on that

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>>34632391

Well that was one of the most depressing moments, got a story you lads might chuckle at

>Get tinder match
>Not a qt, but beggars can't be choosers
>Talk for quite a bit
>She wants some Skype sex, I've never done this before
>We go for a while, not sure how long
>We're both very close to finishing
>about 15 seconds off
>5 seconds off
>2 seconds seconds off
>Room goes pitch dark
>Computer is off
>Look out window
>The entire estate is pitch black, not a street light to be seen
>Powercut
>Can't find torch or anything
>Sit in a dark room that smells of cum for 20 minutes
>Power back on
>Turn Skype on
>She's no longer a contact
>Tidy up
>Post this greentext on britfeel

>>34638836
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>34638836
can't you message her on tinder?

>>34638836
Pretty good. Did you save her nudes at least? Post them please.

>>34638888

Nice quads, I'm not sure if I could even face her after that incident

>in a Chinese massage place
>All I can hear is fleshy slapping and moaning

>>34638733
>>34638687
I mean we had a bit of fiddling in bed already butt all our chat now is meme-heavy.

I mean, I just said "REEEEE". At least she finds it amusing.

>>34638985
What were you expecting to hear?

>>34638985
theres a lot of waiting around in those places it seems.

>>34638980
why? it's not your fault, just say you had a power cut.

>>34639022
I'm stuck for another 20 mins before I get a dericate rittle frowah to play with

>>34639040
What city? Have you been before? Always been curious myself. There's a place in Manchester I believe.

>>34632391

Had a reverse Shipman incident at the medical centre today where I work as a receptionist. Some woman came storming in with her prescription demanding it be changed it. She is a known opiate abuser and she was demanding a higher dosage of morphine because she is becoming tolerant to it.

She was kicking off and the doctor came into the reception area and publicly told her that the dosage she was requesting was dangerous and that she would have to make do with what was prescribed, and that if she wasn't abusing it so much she wouldn't have built up such a tolerance.

What's wrong with people who don't like traps?
Can't you see that boobs, a thicc butt and tiny shrunken feminine penis are the best combination?
Do you trap haters actually find vaginas visually attractive??