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Cuddle thread pls
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>>34631741
Yuri yuri cuddles plox
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post cute girls that look squishy and fun to huggu
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Spooning a qt gril is the best feeling
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>>34631905I like this one
Oreganioo
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i'll dump some
origamello
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orgamimi
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>>34631741
for the normals here, how often does cuddling lead to fucking?
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oreganissimonot original kek
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>tfw no bf to lay across my chest and let me play with his hair and run my fingertips across his skin until he falls asleep
>tfw no bf to watch sleep until i get sleepy enough to join him
>tfw no bf to wake me up in the middle of the night by squeezing me tighter in his sleep
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>>34632727
>>34632741
>>34632765
Cuteee
Origibaliosonsn
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>>34632791
Most of the time actually, because its easy to get someone horny when you cuddle, kiss her neck, softly touch her tits, press her ass against your crotch
If you notice she enjoys it just slowly move your hands lower between her legs and see how she react
Mostly it leads to sex instantly or in the long run
Cuddeling together is a very green light already
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origanissenio
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organiminiss
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>>34632791
I honestly think cuddeling is often better than sex, but only if you really like the other person
You know like laying in bed together cuddleing on a rainy day, watching a move and making
Maybe smoke some
Its really nice
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i can only dream of this i guesshurr durr not original
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>>34632909
Cuddeling on a rainy day watching a movie and making out
Fucks sake
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>>34632929
Is this too much to ask for?
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Stop reminding me how lonely and deprived of affection I am.
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>>34632917
Maybe someday my friend
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>>34632945
It is all you need
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>>34631741
>tfw no robot gf (male) to cuddle with
why live?
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>>34632798
Are you a boy or a girl?
original
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>>34633316
im a girl tbqh
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>>34633335
damn it i'm gay reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>34633335
be my gf plus
We can cuddle until one of us overheats because of our own body temps
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>>34633558
you'll find a nice qt boy to cuddle anon i'm sure of it
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i just want to cuddle so i can steal someone's body heat..........and have a boyfriend
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I'll never cuddle someone who cares about me. ;____;
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Free bf to a good home right here :^)
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>>34633335
>tfw no gf that whispers cute things to me
>tfw no gf that shares her secret fetishes while cuddling
>tfw no gf that presses herself as much as possible into me because she doesn't want to lose me
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>>34633626
silly anon we can just get a fan and push off any blankets, maybe put on some thin clothes to make sure we dont sweat, but never stop the cuddling
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>>34633682
>tfw no bf to tease me after i sleepily confess a fantasy to him
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>>34633711
>tfw no gf to reassure I like her fantasies too after she gets embarassed telling them
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>>34633685
I am unironically a human furnace though anon
If you don't think someone can be hot enough (haha get it) to reconsider cuddling, I might be your match (two puns that's TWO puns)
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>tfw cold hands
I should just kill myself already
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>>34633729
>tfw no bf to blush into while he laughs and tries to make me feel less embarrassed
>>34633754
I know in reality heat would probably become and issue but also i cant imagine wanting to stop cuddling someone so in my head there's always a way to make it work (im no good at puns but yours made me laugh)
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>>34633835
>made qt laugh
Can I have gf now holy shit
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>>34633835
>tfw no gf to shyly ask if she wants to act out her fantasy she confessed the day before
>tfw no gf to blush and deny she ever said that
>tfw no gf to spend an hour cuddling and making her feel comfortable again
>tfw no gf to act out her fantasy with and grow an even stronger relation
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>>34633877
>qt
you're making a bit of an assumption there, silly anon
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>>34633775
>tfw you like cold things
C-Cuddle me, anon!
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>>34633919
I'll take my chances, maybe I'm a betting man?
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>>34633908
>tfw no relationship based on mutual respect and love
;-;
>>34633961
I suppose that really is the nature of anonymous interactions anyway
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>>34634057
How about making to not so anonymous eh eh
Think about it
Infinity cuddles
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>>34633754
>>34633877
>>34633961
>>34634091
>being a '''robot''' and this smooth with girls
Either Oscar or Chad you need to leave. You don't belong here. Go charm girls in real life.
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>>34634057
>tfw no cutesy gf in eu to do all these things with
I think I'm done now. This is starting to get too depressing.
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How do I sleep with someone? Our combined weight is nearly 600 pounds so I'm not sure if it's even possible to do properly.
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>>34634102
Not so smooth it worked right? I'm just like the rest of you, every now and then I give it a shot is all.
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>>34634091
it's not quite that easy im afraid anon. There's lots of annoying things like personalities and distance and interests besides cuddling that complicate things
>>34634136
agreed
It was lovely though anon, very qt
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>cuddle
>get a boner
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>>34633941
There are people who like cold hands?
Y-you aren't a necrophile, right?Please don't kill me
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>>34634303
I wish I had a dead-cold gf and I could warm her up by cuddling.
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>>34634272
We have cuddling in common, everything starts somewhere, right?
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>>34634303
One of my favorite things to do when I'm just sitting around is to wrap my own cold hands on my wrists, put them around my neck, and just feel the cold. I have a minifridge right next to my work desk so I can cool my hands down whenever I want.
>Y-you aren't a necrophile, right?
Of coarse not, I just really like cold things!
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>>34633292
i might be meeting someone that could be my gf (male)
i don't know if she is interested in something long term though
i hope it works out senpais ~~
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>>34634353
>One of my favorite things to do when I'm just sitting around is to wrap my own cold hands on my wrists, put them around my neck, and just feel the cold
I'm doing that too, but I guess more because it warms up my hands.
>I have a minifridge right next to my work desk so I can cool my hands down whenever I want
That actually sounds pretty cutewhere do you live?
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>>34634755
I hate being warm, I love the cold though.
>That actually sounds pretty cute
t-thanks
>where do you live?Virginia
So what are you up to today?
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CUDDLING : a terminology used only by morbidly obese pig females and pencil dick faggots...
Even simply SAYING the word 'cuddle' makes the average healthy, stable, sexually confident Hunan's skin crawl.
It's SO effeminate, and desperate, and nauseatingly weak that it's not so ironic how the only people who believe in this concept are the exact ones that NOBODY wants to fuck, to date, to hold hands with, or to even 'cuddle'....
The survival of the human race will one day be guaranteed by a biomechanical artificial intelligence powered explosive device implanted into the cerebral cortex of all humans, so the minute they even THINK about cuddling, their entire head explodes, and they can no longer jeopardize the further reproduction of their species
It's important to note that one time a girl asked me to cuddle, so I got behind her and when I stood up, she had a CUDDLE PUDDLE slowly oozing out of her now gaping shithole...
She NEVER mentioned the word 'cuddle' again after that night.
Instead, she simply started asking me to fuck her in the asshole again
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@34635051
whew mane
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>>34635051
hey methhead retard, just because you're a degenerate faggot who will die alone and miserable doesn't mean other human beings don't cuddle
holy fuck you need to kill yourself
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>>34635051
>CUDDLE PUDDLE
interesting development anon
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>>34634916
Lol
Hahahaha
Watching sexually inept failures try to flirt is both hilarious, and repugnant
...No wonder you're left to flounder online
...While the rest of us are busy trying to find ways NOT to have to fuck our wives again today
(Three times so far, and it's not even 2 PM here yet)
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>>34635201
why are you so autistic
can you go die already lmao
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>>34635123
Dear One Who'll Actually Die Alone....
Number one: I've never even SEEN meth
I don't do drugs
Number Two: while you beg online for cuddles, I'll tell my wife about your offbase theories and inabilities to get even the SIMPLEST things right
Number Three: yep.... Read number two again
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>>34634916
Too bad, that's too far away fromGermanyto cuddle
>So what are you up to today?Not much, need to do some things for uni but I'm probably just going to procrastinate and read a bit or something like that
Hope you find a cold cuddle friend anyway
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>>34635363
>Germany
We could possibly meet up and cuddle forever anon. Contact?
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>had lasik eye surgery yesterday
>doctor's assistant caresses your arm during the procedure to calm you down
>most physical intimacy I've ever experienced, felt absolutely amazing
good and bad feel
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>>34635407
They don't drug you during eye surgery? What if you move your eye and the laser fucks you up?
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>>34635464
the laser will detect your eye movement and shut down automatically, then pick up in the same spot once your eye reverts back into position.
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>>34635237
congratulations !!.....
You have successfully proven that you are capable of repeating the same parrot phrase as everybody else in this fagpit
'Autistic' this, 'autistic' that....
Bravo......
UNFORTUNATELY, not a single one of you can actually clinically Define this terminology...
Absolutely none of you
None of you
You all mimic each other, afraid to appear as if you are different than the rest, repeating the exact same trendy little effeminate catch phrases, acting exactly like the person next to you, and the person next to them, and the person next to them....
And you actually have the audacity to complain about 'normies', when in fact, that's exactly what you all are in here...
Cookie cutter copies.... Replicons.
Boring
You have never read the single page of the DSM, nor do you know what the DSM is... which is exactly why you don't understand the clinical definition of any organic psychiatric disorders whatsoever... In other words what I'm trying to say is you're completely uneducated
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>>34635534
It's gonna be shut off permanently for me I can't look directly into a laser oh fuck.
My eyes watering just thinking about it.
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>>34635558
100% pure autism right here lads
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I sometimes cuddled with my neighbor when we were 13 or 14. One time I remember I laid my head on her lap while watching tv.
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>>34635405
Sorry, for the late reply.
Let's give it a try[email protected]
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>>34634303
>>34633775
>>34634755
I know I shouldn't be doing this. Someone might guess who I am, but let me just bite 'cause I'm feeling a bit down.
For the first three of primary school, I was friends with this girl. She was the sweetest thing. She'd get abused, have her lunch taken from her just by asking, and didn't even realize she was being taken advantage of. When I pointed it out, she just said she liked being nice... I never understood, but hey.
During those years, she was everything to me. I spent so much time with her. She's the reason I like Winter. Every time she'd had cold hands, I'd have an excuse to hold them and warm them up. I think she was really embarrassed about it, but seven-year old me didn't give a fuck, I had cold hands to hold.
There are people like us, people who enjoy cold hands and will gladly warm them up. You know what they say, a woman with cold hands has a warm heart.
...I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore.
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>>34634353
I have cold hands rin anon
desu
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>>34635051
All I want is a tall bf to wrap himself around me and drag me into his chest. Enveloping me in his warmth and scent. In this case the guy is taking a clearly dominant position, pressing me into a submissive position that is also prime for him to defend me against unexpected threats. Strength, protection, silent statement of ownership, how are these not extremely masculine traits?
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>>34635558
When you look at a poster, look at how often they use ellipses and exclamation marks. This positively correlates to extreme autism and a lack of social awareness or identity.
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>GF has a hard time falling asleep alone
>Often asks me to come lay in bed with her so she can call asleep
>She'll nuzzle into my neck and play with my chest hair
>She'll call asleep before long, sometimes I doze off into an unintended nap
>When we both have days off, I usually make breakfast, then we get back into bed to cuddle and watch movies, our cats curled up next to us
It's probably when I feel most at peace, holding her in my arms. Never give up, it can happen. We met in a vocaroo thread on /v/, exchanged emails, then met in person. That was 3 years ago. She moved in with me 2 years ago this June.
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>>34637704
Gross
You're disgusting
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>>34637767
That's probably the most fascinatingly effeminate demonstration of a complete lack of knowledge about the definition of the word autism I have ever seen !!!!!......
...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................
.....!!!!!!!......Don't bother trying to get a job as a psychiatrist because you would be much much better on your knees in the restroom of a gay bar !!!!!!!!!..............
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>>34638445
....I'm!!!....!!Sorry...I....!!Don't!!....Understand!.....Your....Accent!!!!!!!!
Maybe...! You!!....Should...!!! Look... Up!...!! The... Definition... Of... Effeminate!!!!
Because...!! Usage!!!! .... Of... Words!!! .... Does!!! Not!!! Indicate!!! ....
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Sexuality!!!!
...Or...
How effeminate someone is!!!
Don't!!! Get! A! Job!!! ... As a....!!! Linguist!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34637876
Your girlfriend's a pig
I've seen her pics and I'd NEVER fuck that slouch
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>>34638585
Mad as a hatter, you are.
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>>34635363
w-welches Bundesland?
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>>34638585
>JohnnyNeptune
why are you not perma banned? you are the most annoying fucking cunt i have ever come into contact with i would fucking murder you if i was ever unfortunate enough to run into you irl
you just make me so fucking mad you are completely unlikable
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>>34639150
Meh, just ignore them. When a person is that bitter, you can't even feel sorry for them.
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Do these kind of threads make anyone else depressed?
They make me die inside a little knowing I don't have this.
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>>34639364
They make me depressed too, I want to cuddle right now.
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>>34639513a-are you a girl?
original post
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>>34639555Yes. But we probably live far away from each other. ;_;
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>>34639709I'm from Australia. How about you?
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>>34639364
I had a girlfriend once and even though she was a mean bitch that liked to hurt my feelings, she also liked to cuddle
Cuddling is awesome. I haven't really done it in two years, but from my memories it's fucking dope
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THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :
You're pretty much all faggots in here
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>>34639749I'm from the other side of the world, South America.
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>>34639915Would you still like to talk? I can give you a throw away email that you can send me contact details to[email protected]
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>>34639958Sure, I'll send you an email.
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This thread made me sad and I do not know why but when I get sad I sometimes get this awful pain in my right hand, right at center of my palm.
Should I be worried?
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I WANT TO CUDDLE SOMEONE BEFORE I GET TOO OLD TO CUDDLE
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>>34639915How far to the south are you? If you're at most one or two countries away we could probably cuddle at some point later this year
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>>34638970
Baden-WuerttembergIch bin auch ein bisschen nervoes
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>>34633558
I'd cuddle you!
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