What sentences have not been used yet on r9k?

My life is quite good.

This one, apparently.

I have a hot gf.

>>34631268
Man, i love my girlfriend

I love my girlfriend, and she loves me.

>>34631268
We're getting married

I love my wife and kids.

I am happy most of the time

Luke Skywalker

Women should be treated with respect.

Magic Mike

Women love thread anyone?

Rap is the best genre out there.

Thanks for giving birth to me, mom

I am not a loser

I haven't lost the will to live.

I am successful and happy

>>34631268
I really love my parents.

>>34631268
Tendies are good.

It's my fault.

>>34631515
this is quite surprising

I'm a whiny little bitch.

Apparently "Corn on the cob" isn't original

Marrige is worthwhile

Life is a beautiful dream

I am willing to change

I work in a post office

I have hope

>>34631268
bojack horseman is a terrible show

I actually like normies.

I'm proud of my accomplishments

Who wants chowder?

I believe in life after love
captcha
ABBA MOTORWAY

normies Ieave ree

>>34631656
very surprising

/r9k/ is good

YO pass the aux

I like Apple products

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I have major depression

I don't like Death Grips

I'm a decent person.

She sells seashells down by the seashore.

>>34631268
I am in a relationship with the love of my life

women are not repulsed by me

women like robots

OP is a really cool guy

Normies are allowed.

I'm too happy.

>>34631268
You haven't been muted for 30 seconds

The Count of Monte Cristo is somehow not original.

I like fried chicken

>>34631268
This sentence is original

This sentence is not original

This sentence is not originaI

My wife likes to browse /r9k/

>>34631268
Stop telling me to live

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>>34631906
>>34631918
wew lad.
>muted for one minute

My dad says he is proud to be my father.

I am attractive

Hitler was did nothing wrong

I have wife

I think that women can be helpful to society

I have a job and don't wanna kill myself

I have a husband

Just shaved.

>>34631268
women have value

>>34631268
Life isn't misery.

My life has never been better

/pol/ is best board

Lolis are the best
This was not oregano, fucking pedos

Anybody else here browse Reddit?

My life is worth living.

I just got a blowjob.

>>34632138
I browse Reddit for fun

>>34631268
Dunno, Only been here a month.

I am a loser without any friends

Traps are gay.

No way this is not original

>>34632153
There's nothing wrong with browsing reddit

Reddit sucks

>>34632153
I ironically post memes on reddit.

>>34632178
Reddit is better than 4chan
>This wasn't original

>>34631268

I am severely autistic.

White women NEED superior black SEED!

Lolis are for people with shit taste

I am not attracted to cocks.

Racism is wrong

I hate nazis

I have no clinical depression

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Where have all the cowboys gone

>>34631268
tfw no genderfluid sexfriend

I replace my I's with I's

Life doesn't suck

I like Jews and I am sad the holocaust happened

chinese moot is a cuck

Ya Ain't

My favorite e-celebrity is Pewdiepie

I want to be a cute mare.

KilI yourseIves.

I am happy with my girlfriend

I'm Rick Harrison

Damn the Patriarchy.

>>34631268
I want Filthy Frank to cum inside of me.

Women are amazing.

>>34632378
welcome to pawn stars

Anime is ok.

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The jews deserved more

steamfeeIs

>>34631268
tfw no white girlfriend

54m50n is the best poster on this board, he deserves to be drowned in money and femanon pussy

the feeI when no girIfriend

I do not hate my life

>>34632467
You aren't JohnnyNeptune so you are shit

Tyler Perry is my favorite director

Hey guys it's me, videogamedunkey

My life is full of joy

My kids coulda been killed!

Reddit is okey I guess

>>34632540
i don't like you because you are black

my relationship with my family is good

I moved out of my parent's house

I just love how positive statements are all original

my nofap is going alright

I am proud of my achievements in life

country music is a good genre

I don't hate normies

im pregnant

(This wasn't original)

I am hetero

I'm quite polite.

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I'm sick of BBC cuck porn.

i'm so happy today

I actually like black people

I sure am glad mods delete steam threads

My life has a meaning.

>>34631268
I will ask her out

i'm shitting

I don't mind being muted if my post isn't original

I had a good childhood

I am a successful man with a beautiful loving wife, a well-respected and well-paying job, two great kids I love with all of my heart and a large social circle with many friends who care about me.

Ask a Chad who fucked over 100 girls anything.

>>34631268
l fuck kids.

I think hillary should have been president

Women are actually superior to men.

I believe that she will win

White men need to apologize for slavery

Donald trump is competent

>>34631660
not really, no one says it with only 2 e's. it's normally a more elaborate 'REEEEEEEEEE'

shes in love with me

The journey.

>>34631268
I am on the autistic spectrum.

It probably would be.

I'm a happy and well adjusted adult.

I definitely don't want to commit suicide and my life is not circling the drain.

>>34633528

CTR shills definitely increase the quality of the board.

My date went really well!

>>34633563
Nice SENTENCE faggot.

r9k is improving my life.

Being sad never solves anything.

I'm doing the best I can to improve myself

Im 100 percent straight

>>34631268
jews don't control the media

FUCK MY ASS DADDY

(not origami, really makes you think..)

>>34631268
not all Muslims rape women

>>34631268
I enjoy talking to people

>>34634010
Don't go back to /pol/.

Mod hate thread

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>>34631268
Niggers smell like absolute shit.

Go forth to the meme forest

The normies took everything away from me.

I don't spend a lot of my time regretting past failures.

Veronica Moser

Traps arent really that gay

NEET live sucks

>>34634313
Yeah no one misspelled it that way.

Faggot.

I sure do love memes!

That fell when no girlfriend.

I'm excited to turn 30

I want to help you

I want to survive

>>34634443
Trips would've made this post better

l'm a Ioser

>>34631268
There are lots.

>>34631268
This sentence is new.

>>34631268
I love China!

I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast.

I haven't felt like killing myself in a very long time.

love my ass

>>34631268
"I was productive today" has been said... WTF.

once in a coon's age

>that feeling when I have no female companion

>>34631366
fuck off that was original

Luke SkywaIker

>>34634867
This is a remarkably surprising response however I feel the robot is not perfect when filtering

>>34631906
>>34631918
how did he do this?

I love my wife's son.

>>34634489
except he's one off of quads you mong

cyanic

Hit the bricks.

lsIam is a reIigion of peace.

jews are peacefuI

>>34631268
Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith.

>>34631725
I originally hate you.

>>34632422
well, if kek says so

>>34631268
i have nothing against women

i Iove normaIfags

I was not molested as a child

I prefer 3D to 2D

>>34631268
You tryin' a Peace up nigga?

I wish I was loved.

I prefer 2D to 3D

>>34631467
Unironically it is.

>>34631268
I feel very happy

I'm a black man with a good education.

I live a fulfilling life.

Pedophiles must die.

I respect black culture

I have seen an actual human vagina

l'm a bIack man with a good education.

>>34631268

im a nigger and dont belong in africa

I am married and happy

>>34631268

I'm a hedonist.

Normies are nice

>>34631467
>>34636170
There is no good genre, just good music

>>34638022
Yeah you're right, I was the one who said rap is unironically the best. I just figured people on this board would hate to hear that "shitskin ebonics" is any good.

I'm not homosexual.

I like moot.

German feel general

I love having brown eyes!

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>>34631725
Pleb taste kys

I love country music

>>34631268
I'm usually content

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>>34638655
This one killed me

I am a normie
Nope, obviously that's been taken haha.

I have honestly never considered killing myself.

>>34637821
Why doesn't this surprise me?

Overall, I'm happy with my life.

>>34638815
>>34635694
I was being sarcastic in the most original way possible

I dislike traps.

this is the cancer killing /r9k/

>>34631268
the robot does not store everything typed for eternity

>>34631268
I'm really glad I was born

>>34641703
isn't the cooldown actually ridiculously short?

Women are more kind, caring and loyal than men.

>>34631268
My problems are all my own fault.

tendies taste like shit

>>34631268
Everything is going swell in my life, I'm glad to be alive.

I cook my own meals

>>34631268
DO DO DO DO DODODODO DOD DODODO DODO DODODODO DODODODODO LAST NIGHT I WAS DREAAAAAAAAAAMING I WAS LOCKED IN A PRISON CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SCREAAAAMING

CALLING OUT YOUR NAAAAAAAAAME


OOOOOOH AND THE JUDGE AND THE JURY

THEY ALL PUT, THE BLAME ON ME

(THE BLAME ON ME)
CUS IM GUILTY

GUILTY AS A GIRL CAN BE

COME ON BABY CANT U SEE

I STAND ACUUUUUSED OF LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE


this better be original

Leia Organa

Women are smart

My mom and dad love me

I have gotten laid before.

I'm a decent human being

>>34631268
You will one day find love and happiness.

Cummed in her panties

Women treat men well, and there is no sort of unfairness in society, relationships, or worm for men.

I want to hurt a woman.

I love to singa

>>34631268
I'm busy on valentine's day

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>>34643231
tippitytop fucking kek

I had dinner with my girlfriend today

>>34643281
why would you say such a retarded meme phrase?

>PRAISE KEK KEK KEK!!! XD

I've never felt lonely

M'dick

im a massive faggot

I went out and had fun

I'm really successful with womens and i love my job.

I like most people I see everyday.

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My girlfriend watches anime with me

I've actually had sex twice.

>>34631268
I think she loves me.

>>34631268
I'm happy she left me

Feminism is necessary

Being a virgin isn't that bad

I am a well adapted and fulfilled human being.

/pol/ is good.

I enjoy being here

I don't feel incredibly miserable seeing my oneitis with her boyfriend. There's nothing wrong with me, I'm not obsessed at all.

traps aren't even gay desu

do me love

I live a happy life, and I have fulfilled my goals. I will now be leaving 4chan and enjoying life as it was meant to be.

KlNKY

The dick isn't feminine, it's just an excuse to make me think it's not gay.

Women deserve equal pay.

Turn on the freezer, I'm hot at the moment.

I love Alex Jones

Alex Jones loves me

I am Alex Jones

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay

I love to play sports

I love darkies.

Normies did nothing wrong.

Nuggers > tendies

Black people are my friends.

>>34646106
haha I'm fucking dying

I wrote-in for Bernie.

Barack Obama is not the antichrist

>>34638815
>Listens to Death Grips
>Calls other plebs

I have had sex with fifty different girls.

I deserve to be punished.

I dont want to doi, my life is amazing. Everybody loves me and i am a mod in almost 15 subreddits!

>>34646685
Fuck, i spelt "die" wrong

hey look
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5s3ddc/robots_come_up_with_sentences_never_used_on_r9k/

I don't have any plans to kill myself.

>>34631268
All of you are virgins

I am going a date tonight

ToIerance is strength and so is diversity

I have been in a relationship with multiple women

my parents care about me

i am living a respectable and productive life

>>34631268

I'm a pretty popular guy.

I've fucked a girl

>>34631268
She loves me too.

I enjoy spending time with my family

i have found a reason to live

i threw the biggest party last night

i am not lonely

>>34631268
I'm not a virgin and support myself

>>34646782
haha we did it leddit

I could not think of my Life any better

Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.

Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.

Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.

You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.

Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I forgot, for a moment.


Nigga

enjoy greatly

I am tired all the time.

I want children

DMX is my favorite rapper

>>34631268
I am a normal, well adjusted person

>>34631268
I do not have problems.

"Deez nuts"
I was muted for unoriginal comment.

Country music is good

I enjoy the company of other people.

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>>34637874
>>34636277
Subtle
This post is completely original

>>34631268
I got hots for married chicks.

>>34635335
original
originaI

there is a difference
can you see it?

>>34631268
my dick swole nigga

lydian is the goat mode

>>34631268
Life is good

OP is a great guy

>>34649775
It's a crime that that hasn't been said yet

Life just couldn't get any better

My friends threw a surprise party for me.

>>34631268
I am responsible for all of my failings.

I've been getting tan from all of the time I'm spending outside.

Hey /r9k/

Summer's in fullswing. let's see those tanlines.

I've been happy before

I'm going to a party this weekend.

I don't have anxiety

l lost my virginity

Time heals all wounds

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Trump is the best president

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>>34631268
Hatred against women is bigoted and wrong. Women just like confident men, not "chads." And it's wrong to stereotype black and trans people.

I'm a father!

>>34631268
I am taking responsibility for my own failures

People know l exist

>>34651234
God, I actually hope none of us reproduce. If we actually could, I mean.

You are all great.

hello im a girl

>>34631268
I will never kill myself

i am content with myself.

Interchanging I's and l's is cheating.

I am so happy

Black people are ok

I had a pleasant day today.

I can count to potato

KiII yourseIf IoI

The world is an alright place

Kill all druggies

Black women make the best wives.

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life sure is swell, I can't wait for tomorrow

Please give me attention,I just post to get (you)s

I have never had a cock in my ass.

I had sex today actually.

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>>34631268
I love my life and everyone on r9k

Sheaprr ajsnenene nanes rahsbdre aodiehebs dirn skejebs ashehu hus urhrbe nsenebbn anaej thisugebets ehheaj

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I am in love with Lain!

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>>34643644
Why is Shenjougara so cute?

Drink my cummies

The world is not shit.