Hey robots so i took the plunge and a girl agreed to fuck me

>asking r9k

ishygddt

go to the drug store and get a rectal bulb syringe to properly flush yourself out, you may have to go deep depending on how big she is

>>34625152
post the original test?

so you're gonna have sex relations with some random girl?

>>34625152
>a girl agreed to fuck
How'd you do that m8?

Start with kissing

Take your time getting clothes off

If she knows you're a virgin get ger to teach you to finger her and lick her out but don't be a spergy retard just ask her normally without stuttering (this step might take a while)

Put your dick in slowly, grab her hand and get her to help put it in

Just try missionary for a while, she knows its your first time so ask her to show you what positions she likes, she's in control for the process of getting you into those positions and you resume control after.

BRING A CONDOM - Try a few different ones, make sure they fit and you can put them on yourself before you get to it

Don't take long pauses or stops unless she asks you to, keep the rhythm going

Bring lube just in case, doesn't matter what size you or her are.

Have some kind of normie music or movie playing in the background so even if there's an awkward silence, there technically isn't.

Remember that she is a person and is in a precarious position with your dick inside her, don't treat her like china but don't treat her like she's invincible either, you are smashing your most delicate parts together at the end of the day.

That being said just go for it towards the end and have the best nut of your life

Ask for a bj afterwards

If you jizz your pants when she walks in the door or do any other retarded shit or if she laughs at you, just laugh along with it, say you're just excited and carry on. Imagine you're taking a driving lesson and she's the instructor. Even if you crash it's not the end of the world.

Source: my nammeh Chad