Does one have to be attractive to get beta orbiters?

>>34625049
This isn't a serious question?

Real orbiters? Yes but you need an attractive personality too.

No, you roast. I have orbiters while pretending to be a girl. If you can't figure it out, you're a fucking moron

>>34625093

No you don't. Orbiting isn't an online thing it happens irl.

no

just look at rose

>>34625064
> Attractive personality too

I didn't know that we referred to vaginas as "attractive personalities" now.

No, OP. You do not need to be attractive or have a non-shit personality to attract orbiters. All you have to do is let them think they have the slightest chance at getting laid. If you want more attention, you to just have to indicate that you would like them to compete for your attention more. I have to warn you though. Each time you do this, you inch yourself closer to a permanent place in hell.

>>34625154

Yes you do. But we are talking about different levels of orbiting .

I know plenty of ugly girls and fat girls with fun personalities with lots of males fawning over them in a disgusting manner.

Okay we're not talking about the same thing. You think any kind of male attention is orbiting but you have no idea.

>>34625125
You're a retard. Online orbiters happen all the time

>>34625213

No it really doesn't unless you're a streamer. And that's not even orbiting.

You don't know what you're talking about.

>>34625239
You don't know what you're taIking about.

>>34625291

Sure like I said before we have different definitions of orbiting. Your definition is just male attention and fawning but you've never truly been orbited because that happens irl

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>>34625291

I know what he's talking about.

>>34625179
I am unfamiliar with the concept of different levels of orbiting.

> warning: I'm an oldfag,

The easiest example would be something like

>best friends with a girl,
>have some history
>do stuff to win her over and keep orbiting

Put out a cutesy "I'm not like the other girls" open personality

Put on make-up, take myspace angle selfies, stream games on twitch, frequently talk about mundane shit, respond often.

You'll be flooded with orbiters

>>34625049
you just have to be passable

Why is it that only females crave this type of attention?

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>>34625593
That's not true.

t. gross attention whore male

>>34625642
If you were a femboy , I'd orbit you. I love cute femboys. They're so precious:3

>>34625669
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aha guys penis but also vagina lol

>>34625049
every girl in the world is attractive to at least a handful of guys

>>34625682
Sorry no steam
[email protected]
If you have tox chat then that's my id!

>>34625049

Not necessarily. You just have to be not gross and somewhat sociable.

just pretend you're a girl
literally

men don't even care anymore

you can have a penis and still be female lm Aoo

and you don't even have to be ashamed of it
theres all kinds of euphemism code words

>hetero"flexible"
>bi_"sexual"
>omnimorph
>i was drunk
>shit i had no idea
>it was a trap and i fled

>>34625049
Ha! Someone hasn't been paying attention.

>>34625179
>>34625317
fuck off with your "different definitions of orbiting"

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>>34625049
I'm noticing finances liberate more rugged characters

>>34625049
No.

Absolutely, categorically no.

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>>34625049
>wants to become a planetoid with beta orbiters
>being this insecure

>>34625049
No.
You just need a vagina.

>>34627714
Once I obtain the vagina, then what?

>>34627735
It just happens. 0 effort required on your part.

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Nope
I used to orbit a girl who was like 400lbs, Indian, smelt like shit, very ugly face
I was just so desperate. I used to follow her around and sprinkle cumin seeds behind her telling her I was 'tracking the path of a most beautiful Indian dish'.
She always smiled and of course I thought we would be together
Then she had sex with some manlet pajeet in her room whilst she assigned me to mix together various different curry powder spice mixes in her kitchen so she and her lover could make dinner when they were done
Hung out with her for 2 yers after that day.

>>34627770
But do I have to keep it on ice or use it immediately before it spoils or something? Do I need a display case??

>>34627826
look at your life

look at your choices

>>34627872
You can do whatever you want, their thirst will keep them orbiting you.

Why do people think orbiters want sex? Orbiters want a chance at a girlfriend. They want someone to talk to in a loving way, bonus if it's in a chat room where others can see that SHE is your gf. Sex isn't really on the mind of an average orbiter.

>>34628227
Oh wew. That's even more pathetic.

You need at least one of:

>pretty
>big tits
>bubbly personality

>>34628517
No you don't. You just need a vagina.

>>34625049
No. Girls who aren't conventionally pretty or even outright unattractive can acquire them. Works best if they don't show pictures right away and allow guys to become attracted to their personality/voice.

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>>34628557
Can confirm from past experience.

I don't think so. I'd say you need to be not unattractive (like, don't be fat and/or ugly af?). The key is to make an intimate connection with the guy. Make it seem like you're similar to him, like you connect or /could/ connect on a higher level than with the most of people. He'll be orbiting you as long as you want him to. Basically make a good impression on him, for which you don't really need beauty, and give him some sort of hope of your relationship being "special", don't mention liking boys etc. so he thinks he has a chance.

>>34625049
Humans did a good job at choosing the attractive females to breed.

Just don't be fat.