Why does my meatus look like it has lips? pic unrelated

>>34624650
I think I know what you're talking about as I am the same way and I have only seen one dick like mine on the internet.
It's like your glans are purple but then your urethra is bright pink/red and sticks out just a tiny bit, right?

>>34624812
>It's like your glans are purple but then your urethra is bright pink/red and sticks out just a tiny bit, right?
YES!

>>34624650
>pic unrelated
what the fuck is that

>>34624977
ids a benis :--DD
uncud masder race x-DD

>>34624977
A really bad case of phimosis.
There was a dude who actually stretched out his skin starting from a fucking pinhole where he could only fit q-tips inside. Phimosisjourney or something like that. That picture might be his.

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>>34625079
>There was a dude who actually stretched out his skin starting from a fucking pinhole where he could only fit q-tips inside. Phimosisjourney or something like that. That picture might be his.
does it damage the dick at all?

>>34625165
>does it damage the dick at all?
It's just a tight foreskin opening so it doesn't damage the dick. There is paraphimosis where the foreskin gets stuck behind the head and blood pools and then things can get fucked...

>>34624812
Its the same with mine.
Where my fernelium connects to the dick slit, its puffed out a little like lips, buts its only halve way across my dick.

>>34625665
The bottom half? Mine is the bottom half -- haha, I wish I had a camera to take a picture. I swear... of all the dicks I've seen on the internet...

Let's make our penises kiss

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can i play too guise

>>34625925
Your dick looks like a fucking cactus

>>34625925
looks like a necromancer

>>34625925
>the opening of you're foreskin looks like an upside down dick

>>34625925
looks like you saved that gum you were chewing inside your foreskin

>>34624650
>>34625925
i would unironically suck both of these dicks like

i think i got an ugly dick fetish because the more grotesque the more turned on I get

>>34625925
looks like the hash slinging slasher with the lights off
>>34624650
looks like the hash slinging slasher with the lights on

>>34626656
b-but its not tuesday night

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>>34625925
>Cactus cock

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>>34625925
just a friendly mouse looking for some chez

>>34625723
Yeah bottom half. Im now assuming its normal.
Also under the head where the skin folds down i have a heap of small bumps.I have no idea what they are.

i cured my phismosis like ops pic related point. stretched it every night in the shower for like 2-3 minutes

>>34626716
BUT IT'S NIGHT NONE THE LESS

>>34624650
>>34624812
Same thing here boys.
>>34624977
That's a tuna bro!

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>>34625925
Fuckin hell that is disgusting.

>>34625925
What possible reason would there be for your dick to look so fucked up in every way possible.
Is it dead? it hasn't even got a dick colour too it.

>>34624650
>tfw two intelligence to get circumsized

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>>34627873
n-no bully plz i cum in peace

>>34625925
>there are people on this board right now who haven't seen this unoriginal cock posted countless times

>>34627902
That made me laugh more than it should have.

megaoriginal

>>34627907
no but did you see the date on the filename tho

>>34627944
Oh wow, that must be irrefutable proof. I forgot filenames are unchangeable and can never lie

>>34627983
sarcasm is anger's ugly brother you know

>>34628225
Wow, you're elementary-school-teacher platitude has shown me the error of my ways. You're incredibly smart and insightful, anon

>>34628283
thanks i think i heard it from a movie

>>34626759
nice OC, epic bro