>tfw you fap to pornstars who look like your oneitis

>>34622414
>fap to model who looks like my gf but prettier and with huge tits
boy I hope she doesn't find out

Why do women have those long ass finger nails? I don't get it

>>34622414
The girl I like looked kind of like Angel Smalls but a bit more thicc and had green eyes.

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>>34622575
Fug, forgot pic like usual

>tfw no pornstar looks like oneitis

>>34622607
I know more pornstars by name than actual actresses. Post her pic and I'll find her doppelganger.

>>34622630
Sorry, I've never posted a picture of her even though she's basically a small time socialite

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My first oneitis (since elementary school) looks like a less manly looking Sandra Bullock

My second looks kinda like Jenna Haze

Anybody know any porn stars that look like a young Sandra Bullock?

>>34622568
This, shit grosses me out. Also afraid she'll like cut me

>>34622414
>wanting to be reminded of what you can never have every time you retreat into the comforting world of porn

I don't know about you, but when I watch porn my intention is to forget about my oneitis and every other woman who thinks I'm living shit for just a fleeting moment.

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>tfw no oneitis

You guys now any pron of girls with blunt bangs? I love this look

Pic related is Dana Dearmond in Tastier in Twos with Sarah Shevon

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Gonna post blunt bangs to keep the thread alive
Paris Lincoln in a day in paris

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>tfw you listen to musicians who look like your oneitis.

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>>34622414
found her when I was 11

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>>34623516
carmen cocks
layden sin

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>>34623370
What about listening to musicians who sound like your oneitis?

Pic related is teacher of magic from pornhub

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another one from when i was 11

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>>34623688
Is that a happy trail?

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Erryybody knows holly michaels

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Does anyone know a pornstar that looks like this girl?

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>tfw no kinda plain but still cute jewish gf

>>34623878
I don't sorry m8
Could try Xev Bellringer. She does a lot of weird incest stuff though and she's the tendies pornstar

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>>34623878
alina west
astrid vega (ftv)
kendra sunderland

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This chick is a qt3.14
She does a lot of interracial though and early on she fucked like a retard.

Her streetblowjobs video is fucking great though

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Ashlyn Rae and Marie Mccrae have this cut sometimes too but I'm not that into them

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>>34623878

Chloe Camilla aka Haley Koch

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>>34623262
idk if this counts but you reminded me to look this up

>>34622455
leave this place

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>>34624561
Close but no cigar. I think that chick does have straight across bangs at one point though. Thanks for the suggestion anon

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Yhivi reminds me of Otako from Galko Chan.

Do you guys have a 2d oneitis?

>>34622414
Is there any pornstar that looks like a skinny 15 year old japanese girl? I'm 25 and 10 years later I'm still not over my hs oneitis.

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>>34622414
I think we all do this

>exact same body type, even height
>oneitis has blue doe eyes and bigger cheeks

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>>34624773
Hmmm not quite sure. Do you know about Harriet Sugarcookie? Evelyn Lynn?

>>34622455
>my gf asked me what pornstar I jerk off to the most
>show her a pornstar that looks like her
>tell her that's it makes it easier to visualize jerking off to the thought of her
>seems relatively pleased and flattered, mostly just happy I don't jerk off to non whites or girls that look nothing like her

it worked out for the best

You guys like Velma looking bitches?

https://eroshare.com/dpig0dzz
_thick_throwaway on
>reddit

I found her through /wsg/

>>34622588
She has the aesthetics of a stump.

Nice.

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>>34624877
Eh, I'm looking for something more along the line of pic related.

>>34624836
who dis?
ooriginal

>>34624895
What race is your girlfriend?

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>>34622414
>tfw you fap to pornstars who look like your sister

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She has a video with James Deen

>>34624966
She's white. We're both white.

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There was a girl I worked with who looked just like this but with huge tits. She was a huge weeb though and listened to angsty middle school tier bands. She also drank the tumblr koolaid hard
http://anysex.com/127309/

>>34624944
Arianna Sinn

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>>34625055
Oh never mind I'm just retarded and therefore have no reading comprehension

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You guys know any vids or porn stars with good dirty talk?

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Don't mind me just posting hot bitches

>>34625085
>Arianna Sinn
thanks man

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>tfw finding pornstars who look like my high school teachers and imagining them diddling me

>>34625242
she got THICC doe

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>>34625355
She's like half titty lol

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You guys know any nerdy or glasses bitches?

>>34625355
>>34625423
the bigger the better
original

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Apparently this chick graduated law school

>>34625355
Does she even do porn anymore? I've been exclusively jerking off to her older material because it best represents my oneitis.

>>34625635
Either that's bullshit to make her fit retarded male fantasies, or she was a really shit lawyer that couldn't find a job to pay back student loans.

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Well I guess I'm not really posting oneitises. You guys want me to keep going or may?

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>>34625862
Not*


*oroginal

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>tfw second from right looks identical to what my oneitis looks like

I was almost convinced it was her. And I'm pretty sure she liked me, too. Still can't muster up the strength to talk to her..

>>34625659
she cams once in a blue moon

>>34625680
easy thot money. Graduate law school, gee do i want to work hard and research boring cases for the rest of my life and suck cock to make partnership or should i just flash my tits and be a model.

Also Milena Velba has a bachelors in chemistry allegedly but >eastern yuro sciences

>>34626000
What's pathetic is that it takes them 4+ years of their life studying shit they don't like and 60k+ on student loans just to realize they should be professional sluts instead.

>>34626219
desu better to graduate and have a degree to fall back on once you are old and fat.

>implying qt college girls dont just cam or strip to pay for tuition

>>34625930
You have quite some taste my friend. I can only assume a girl with a butt that big would be a massive roastie that sleeps around a lot.