hey did you know that if you stroke this part of your pillow

I don't know what a girl's hair feels like so I'll take your word for it.

>>34621520
What if I want the curly hair experience?

>>34621520
I love girls

>>34621520
this doesn't work you liar

>>34621626
and no originality was required because that was the first time thats ever been said on r9k

>>34621623
then get fucked kiddo.
>>34621633
yes it does you fucking turbo normie piece of shit, just because you know what a real girls hair feels like doesnt mean that we all do

>>34621520
HOLY SHIT ANON YOU"RE RIGHT IT FEELS LIKE A REAL GIRL

I don't know what that feels like, but I'll give it a try. Thanks for the tip.

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>>34621520
>THE year two THOUSAND and SEVENTEEN
>he doesnt buy wigs for pillow cuddling
I have'nt much faith that my fellow internauts do not do these things

>>34621520
How would you know what a girls hair feels like?

I'm fucking on to you.

>>34621753
u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-um dont worry about it

>>34621641
ITS TRUE I LOVE GIRLS

Au contraire, the opening in the pillow is like a girls t-shirt and you can sorta feel like you're grabbing her breasts under her clothing.

>>34621687
I've taped a wig to my daki before. I also put a heating pad in it so I can feel my waifus warmth when I cuddle her.

>>34621793
Now this is a devilish tip

>>34621641
l love girIs

Here's one for when you're lonely. You can install a voice changer on your computer, add a short playback delay, and increase the pitch. Every time you sigh in sadness, you'll hear a cute grill sigh next to you a second later. You can pretend its your gf empathizing.

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>>34621520
>tfw girly hair
>tfw can stroke my own hair at anytime I want pretending it's a girl

>>34621623
you gotta get the pillows with ruffles

>>34621520
jesus christ my dick has never been harder

>Knowing what a girls hair feels like

Normies need to get out

>>34621520
YOU FUCKIN' CUNT I CUT UP MY HAND YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>34621641
I Iove girIs