>it's a tfw no GF thread Get the fuck in here, lads.

>tfw have to resort to getting /fit/ (through steroids) and verbally + physically abusing women in order for them to acknowledge me in a non-platonic way
Why did it come to this brehs

>>34621463
Tfw I am that type of girl.
City?
Oreganono

>tfw no gf to stare at the stars and cry together listening to Frank ocean

I now know this feeling of desperation and it hurts

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>tfw no Canadian gf to eat poutine and Pogos and Timbits and Beavertails with

>>34621582
These can't be real food names. You're making this up

>>34621502
Kind of satisfying to see a girl's post not get like eight replies.

>>34621613
Give it a couple minutes

>>34621463
>tfw no 6'5" gf for a 5'4" manlet
What do robots?

>>34621611
>Not having a bag of Cheezies and washing it down with a double double

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>>34621463
>no fat Polish GF that's clingy, over-bearing, and territorial of you, that wants to hug you and play with your hair and tell you sweet things in polish + broken English, and make you feel like you're loved and that everything is going to be okay

Just fuck me up.

>>34621669
First half of that post is just BPD, so you're in the right place.

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>>34621582
>tfw just had mcpoutine

You know, for Mcdonalds it wasnt bad at all.

also
>eating mcdonalds alone on firdya night because no friends of ai gf

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>>34621698
Wow I butchered that last sentence

>>34621663
Kek i swear to god canada is like the willy wonka factory when naming things

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>>34621698
Their fries jist don't seem right for poutine. You need thicc ones.

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>>34621734
Yeah they get a bit soggy for sure, but props to them for using actual curd-like cheese and copious amounts of gravy

also is that bacon in your poutine? Best way to do it

>>34621463
Is it even worth it? I feel like I'll always end up putting in more effort than they will. And if I show no effort, they'll think I'm cold and don't care

>>34621613
Now she only needs 7 more.
Retard

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>>34621731
>Not the UK

Also I forgot Nanaimo bars. I hear butter tarts aren't a thing in most of America either.

>>34621767
Yeah, Harvey's does solid poutine.

>>34621819
I meant serious replies asking where she lives and shit.

>>34621502
Let's give the benefit of the doubt and assume I'm not being catfished. Just so the feds don't trace me in 20 years let's just say I live near Philly.

drop your kik if you're serious

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>>34621463
>tfw she'll never be yours
Falling for girls who could never be yours, is there a worse fate, robots?

>tfw no gf with thick long brown hair

>girls don't take you seriously
>you are anon, the nice and quiet guy
>you are anon,the let's pretend nobody knows he likes normiena so he doesn't feel bad guy
>you are anon, the "he looks lonely today because chad didn't come to school, we really should let him sit with us girls and get 3rd wheeled by our girlytalk" guy
>you are anon, the "gets rejected by 4/10 girl that he thought was in his league because she was a little quirky" guy

I feel fucking castrated by the way people treat me. At this point I've really stopped giving many fucks about passing as a normie, it's not worth it unless you are actually a normie,
Shy and/or weird girls still want outgoing extroverted guys who are exciting, as it turns out that whole "get someone in your league" thing is kinda bullshit.

>>34621463
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN GF

ALONE IS THE WAY TO BE

JUST ME

>>34621870
Why can't she be yours senpai? Please don't say because she's under 18 or some shit, your pic is bothering me.

This is a pedo free thread.

>tfw no taller than me lanky slightly curved pale from lack of sunlight introvert gf

>>34621463
>tfw I no longer feel tfw no gf
not because I've got a gf. But because my inner death has progressed to the point that I feel almost nothing anymore.
The most alive I've felt in months was when I got tased.
I volunteered because I thought it would be fun, it was.

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>tfw he probably has a wife and kids or at least a gf by now

>>34621911
She's of age, and because I'm not what she wants.
She wants someone who will give her a future and beautiful children, I'm just a failure with no plans and no will.
Just waiting for the day where I don't think about her.

The image gives me the creeps too, there's something off about it, but I like it still.

>>34621936
>>>/out/

fuck you for muting me. fucker

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>tfw no mean femanon bully gf that punishes me for being a robot

>>34621923
I reach that state every so often but it doesn't last.
How have you kept it going?

>>34622175
I couldn't say family. Occasionally I'll have a thought like I'd wish that I meet a girl that could save myself from feeling so empty. Then I remind myself that no girl would want that kind of relationship and that having a relationship would require inner growth that I feel incapable of at the moment.
Then I go back to not feeling anything

>>34621611
Pogos are corndogs. Beavertails are cinnamon + brown sugar on bannock. Timbits are little donut balls. Poutine is French fries, with gravy and cheese curds. All of the above are god-tier

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>tfw no thic ginger britbong gf that listens to prog rock and watches russian kinos

>tfw no chubby, down-to-earth, geeky, vidya gf