Normie playing bloodborne to relax from work. Ask me anything

>>34620689
Rugg? Why aren't you posting the picture of your hand on a stack of ps4 games?

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>>34620713
I only have bloodborne. I refuse to buy anything until I have all the achievements. Unless my gf gets me a game for vday

>>34620796
I mean wife. Still not used to calling her that.

How many robots probably have this on their filter list

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>>34620689
What's your favorite game? What kind of job do you have?

What build are you running?

>>34621101
Thanks for the Ballbusting pic. My favorite game of all time? Kingdom hearts series I grew up on that shit. I'm playing alot of bloodborne right now. It's such a thrill! I work as an aerospace engineer 5 days out of the week and support from home on weekends

>>34621103
I don't have a build. When I started I put did a 3 1 1 ratio of strength, health, and stamina. I now have 50 strength and 25 everything else on my ng+

>>34621103
Also never had to fight micolash host of the nightmares second phase. He just runs around in my game

Cmon robots come into my room. I promise I won't be mean or judge you

Gonna keep this thread alive all night yall

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>>34620796
Go stake driver and cannon
Do you like the old hunters bone? Flash stepping is so fucking cool.
What are the bullet requirements for it now? They changed it like twice right?

>>34622029
I don't have reliable Internet so I'm on the base game. I've only used bone cleaver and hunter are lol. I parry really well with Hunter pistol but I've never had the requirements met for the cannon. If it hits I think it's an auto stun

>>34622068
Ja feel. What's your favorite boss? Who gave you the most trouble? Why are you in r9k with a wife? And why can't you control your autism and buy a new game?

>>34620796
Have you heard of Until Dawn? Get some friends and maybe some drinks and it's a blast. You're basically playing a b horror movie and can bet on who you can keep alive

>>34622176
My wife looks at r9k alot and makes Ballbusting threads sometimes. My favorite boss is gascoigne. He's alot of fun to fight. Most trouble would be the shadows of yharnam. And I just get very fixated on projects and a new game would distract me and leave my completion at 80 something

>>34622205
I can't play anything that requires an online connection. I live out in the Stix where you can only get satellite. My party game of choice is jackbox.tv games since it just requires ppl to log in on their phone.

>>34622227
How did you two meet? Is she weird and you're a normie or did you introduce her to here?

Oroginiap

Why did you make this thread?

>>34622406
We met when we were thirteen. I was an edgy skater kid which made me popular and she was an emo kid. Her friend hooked us up. About 6 months in I took her Virginity and showed her my Ballbusting fetish. Funnyjunk.com. Led her to r9k and she showed me this place. She is a bit crazy and goes ballistic over really minor things.. But she has alot of fun qualities about her. And I don't mind her craziness because it's not aimed at me she just screams and runs wild and tries to fix everything at once.

>>34622417
Because I'm really social and like the anomity of this board. And there are some really cool people on here so I figured I could spark a good conversation

>>34622440
Lucky punk. So how much of a newfag are you?
Best threads you've seen recently?

>>34622561
I only visit D and r9k. I've viewed this board for less than a year that's about 2 months less than my wife. Sooo really new

>>34622598
I see. You should check out /wsg/ it's a nice board to waste time on.

Also read the sticky on /fit/(the dinosaur running back and forth)

Not ready to die yall

>>34622988
What is wsg. Also I'm not fit at all. I'd rather not be in that circle Jerk lol

>>34623016
Not to imply I'm overweight. Everything about me I pretty average. 5'8 at 140,minor receeding hairline, white, etc... Just normal stuff

>>34622243
Not him and I don't own a PS4 but Until Dawn is singleplayer, in the vein of games like Telltale's The Walking Dead and Life is Strange but choices seem to matter.

>>34623220
How is until dawn single player. Everything I seen is multi. What do you do in single. And hey you could be me. Don't count yourself short

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>>34623256
You take control of different characters there aren't actually multiple people playing

>>34623016
Who cares about a circle jerk it's just good to know.
Also /wsg/ is the work safe gif/webm board on 4chan

>>34623320
Just not my thing. But thanks for the recommendation

Do you have any "deep" thoughts? If you could share anything with the world what would it be?

>>34622440
You both sound like proletarian trash

>>34623649
>looking down on the people who support your lazy life style

Are you retarded? You don't bite the hand that feeds you

>>34623611
Don't take things personal, be proud of yourself, walk like you shit gold and don't be brought down

>>34623913
Read any good books recently?
Anything you are interested in or would recommend?

>>34624196
I don't read at all. The only book I've ever read was a stupid robin hood book in the fifth grade. I don't enjoy books

>>34624239
Ja feel. What about music?

>>34624271
Asking Alexandria, bfmv, 5fdp,disturbed,attila,a7x, stuff like that

Since you're a normie what's your best sex move?

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>>34620689
I don't care about this post but I REALLY like that picture

>>34624332
What was your best high school memory?
Favorite memory with your wife?

>>34624359
Foreplay. You gotta get the woman warmed up before you have sex that way she is at her peak when she orgasms

>>34624395
Favorite memory with the wife. She stood on my balls once at a public pool in our town. That was super surprising and hit of her. Best memory of high school. Gave a kid a swirly that sent him to the hospital cuz I was an edgy kid

>>34624580
How did you end up with someone who shares your fetish?

>>34624695
She didn't share it. Being young and impressionable I forced it on herm for a long time she thought guys loved being hit in the balls and the reason the grabbed their crotch was to hide their elections.

>>34624759
I see. What was the best sex you ever had? Ever do anything in public or outdoors?

What are some good movies you would recommend? Have you seen Nice Guys or Seven Psychopaths? Those were really good

>>34624835
I saw split recently at a Warren theatre. I really like it. The crazy guys actor was really good. I don't spend a lot of money going out to the movies and when I do I try and make it a super special outing for the misses

>>34624813
Best sex ever... Idk I have times where I just can't cum so we have sex until she can't take anymore but that is just a confidence boost. I like her kicking me in the nuts until I cum. And outdoor stuff. Nothing other than public ballbusting

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>>34624878
Thanks m8. It's been real OP
Imma
>split

Seek the Paleblood

>>34624946
Bye anon. Thanks for the chat

Turning the souls series into primarily combat focused has been greatly detrimental to the series, bloodborne being one of the best examples of this. Convince me im wrong.

>>34625032
I've never played a souls game. I can't convince you of anything

Fuck off nigger

origi

>>34625268
No. You get off my thread if you're gonna be mean

>>34625383
I platinumed bloodborne and I'm white

>>34625533
What do you being white have anything to do with that?

Page six ain't happening yall

O guess it can happen twice over

Primal urges

>>34620689
normies don't masturbate to degenerate anime porn

>>34627118
Normies do whatever they want as long as they are confident about It and act like it makes them better than everyone else.

>>34627176
>Robots do whatever they want as long as they are autistic about It and act like it makes them better than everyone else

>>34627201
True. Difference is telling others about it I guess

Women are OK i guesd