>horseshoe crab >not shaped like horseshoe

>>34620601
That's a string ray.

>>34620601
>tiger balm
>doesn't smell like tigers

>>34620601
Air freshener. Doesn't smell like air

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>>34620607
No. No it's not. That's a crab.

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>>34620601
>also not a crab

>non-/r9k/ content
>on /r9k/

>apple tree
>can't buy fruit with iTunes gift card

>>34620684
Yeah, not enough women attwhoring or "tfw no gf", right

>4chan

>>More than 4 chans

Yup. It's not a horseshoe, and it's not a crab. Nothing about the name of this animal is correct. It is it's own thing.

Fun fact: Horseshoe crabs have copper-based blue blood like crabs do, but they have a unique immune system that contains a chemical that clots around bacteria. If you have ever received a shot, that medication was batch-tested for sterility with a bit of horseshoe crab blood. You have, at some time in your life, received an injection containing a tiny amount of blood from this creature.

>>34620766
Are you trying to say "attention-whoring?" Use your words you motherfucker. YOU MOTHER FUCKER

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>>34620861
Wow a fun fact that's actually fun that's a new one

>>34620861
Secondary fact: they fuckin taste like shit

>>34620963
Wait what
Is that thing edible

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>>34620638
Horseshoe crabs aren't even crabs.


They are more related to scorpions and spiders than crustaceans.

>>34621105
your penis is like so small bro lol. scorpions? really? damn dude we know you got a lil dick but ease up dog, sheeit.

The underside of the shell forms a horseshoe shape if you flip it over.

>>34621336
Why you flipping it over? To suck its dick, creep?

>>34621380
Nice post my dude

>>34621403
Yeah I did a good job huh.

>>34621417
Ya made me laugh and prompted me to reply

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>>34621429
Oh um, thank you, thanks.

>>34620628
dude is not called air smeller

>>34620867
face it bubby, we live in a time where it's alright to talk like you haven't passed the third grade

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>>34621220
My penis is 7.342" bro


I outclass you/

>>34620601
They're not shaped like horseshoes by they look a little bit like a horse's foot.

>>34620601
I enjoyed this thread OP

>>34621064
anything is edible if you're brave enough

they're endangered because the fishing industry likes to use them as bait for other fish traps. so you've indirectly ate them after they were ate by other fish most likely at some point

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK

AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34621939
>they're endangered

wtf no they're not, i live in the northeast and i can go to the beach and find it littered with these fuckers after the high tide brings them in

>>34620601
Horseshoe crabs have 10 eyes.
Regular crabs only have 2.

>>34622094
Your mother has crabs, and her cunt smells like a barn, where there are horseshoes. So it's kind of relevant.

>>34621742
Wow. With a penis length that precise and consistent, I bet you use your dick to calibrate your machining tools. It's not a bad idea. You always want to get the threads per dick-length right when you're screwing.

>>34622054
Wow. The whole "related to spiders" thing totally makes sense to me now.

>>34622390
Nice haiku there.

>>34622390
>>34622752
>your mother has crabs
>and her cunt smells like a barn
>where there are horseshoes

damn, it actually works

>>34621742
i want to jack off now just so i can measure my dick with a caliper

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Why are seafood things so gross!