Alright robots, time to take superior version 4.2 (not mine).
39 here.
Really, noone wants to take it?
>>34620135
33, there still hope?
I can still make it, r-right?
>>34620135
37, oh well. I always wanted to do a mass shooting, maybe like Elliot Rodger my idol. Or atleast Aders Breivik.
>>34620135
it is rude to add +20 just for being female.
>>34620135
At least 12. 13 if taking care of a pet applies per pet. I also have a fuckton of fetishes, so I probably have at least one normalfag tier one, but I don't have the chart on hand, and the point would probably be invalidated by the more depraved ones.
I think it's kind of a weird score, since I don't believe I'm THAT strange. I just don't go outside and I've got some brain problems. I would have said I'm a cyborg otherwise. Pic not related.
Huh, I got 63, tfw I'll take it
26. I'm actually surprised I even got that high.
7
seriously hope all you normalfags fuck off soon
>>34620135
I'm definitely successful but I'm an asshole and a 6/10 without a tan and 8/10 with a tan, and I live up north, so it's sad
>>34620135
>Rate your face out of 10
How do people rate this shit? I mean I obviously am not considered good looking but I have no idea how ugly I actually am.
>>34621786
I really want to know the 7 points you gave yourself.
91 / 195
pretty accurate description desu
>>34621860
>no smoking addiction
>good dental hygiene
>shower regularly
>have a hobby
>no criminal record
>>34620135
>128
>2^7
Pretty nice number desu.
127
dumb quiz, ive left my house three times this week
hardly a chad
>>34620135
>imb4 no one looks at anyone else's
Nobody with a social score higher than me should be here.
>>34622120
>delusional woman detected
If you scored above 90, you don't belong here. Plain and simple.
104. Says normalfag, but that's only because I make up for it in other categories. I have a score of 10 in the social category.
Not a virgin should be +50 girl should be +100
>>34622570
Social score of 10 is high you ninny.
I guess I'm bored enough to do this.. let's see
136 or something. Fuck yeah I'm Chad. Get fucked normies, I have beaten the system
>>34620135
Cyborg but I already knew that. Based on lack of responses to anything I type I really am on my own with my feelings.
I dont smoke or drink, and kind of resent people that do. Other then that, i guess im ok?
>>34624466
Also meant to check 3D>2D, and no criminal records, my mistake.
Originality is obviously a sin.
110 but virgin
>>34620135
I got 29. Please, for the love of god, kill me.
Social: 0 out of 36 (I might as well not exist)
Physical: 14 out of 36 (6'0", healthy weight, not attractive but not abnormal)
Mental: 4 out of 36 (not a pedo or into gore)
Achievement: 7 out of 31 (college student)
Bonus: 4 (I prefer real women)
>>34620135
19
No suprise there.
>>34620135
I think I'm more of a cyborg, but don't have enough points
63
The physical and mental part is where I got most of my points.
141 and I haven't even lost my virginity. Can't wait till next week, gonna be successful real soon.
85
I have god-tier Slavic strongman face/body genetics but also autism
>>34620135
131, am I a degenerate boys?
>>34620135
>rate your face out of 10
Only a true robot will 0/10 themselves
>>34620135
>23
all physical my dude, oreganolio
>>34620135
61
earning my degree has elevated me to cyborg status. little does the chart know that its an english major.
>>34620135
50, really fucked up on Social part
>>34620135
24
Bonus round fucked shit
>just be physically and mentally healthy and it's nearly impossible to be a robot
>>34625966
or basically have had at least 1 gf
42. I guess I'm an underachiever.
>>34624919
Same score feels bad Tbqh
wew lad, 61 points
>>34625999
just in case no one tells you this today Anon, I wanted you to know something: "nice trips".
This test is kinda BS, basically if you're fit and mentally healthy you're automatically a normalfag.
>bullshit +20
>still lower than most people in this thread
>>34626130
>26 social
>20 achievement
You'd be a normalfag whether mentally and physically fit or not. Although, I agree it gives a bit too much value to those two categories.
>>34626130
i agree with fit but if you're mentally healthy then you're a normie and you need to go.
>>34621534
fuck off roastie
roo
107
even though i rate my face with a 0/10
ez
>>34620135
And here I thought I was a trainwreck of a person.
Fuck me
58
Just on the cusp of being a robot
>>34626421
Fuck off in an original way normalfag
>>34626130
Dude you're just like me! Motivation is not there, fucking sucks
>tfw bumped up to robot since the last time i've taken this
i'm gonna make it or die trying
>>34620135
It gets worse every time
I should just keep using the same one so i dont have to see it deteriorate.
>>34626130
>scored 26 in social
Maybe if you score 26 in social.
>>34620135
132 also in my teens so missed out on most of achievement
>>34627066
underage reported and b& normalfag
>>34626130
thats because you are a normalfag. most of us dont score that fucking high on everything
>>34627066
>teen misses out on achievement but not social
FUCKING REEEEEEEE
I HOPE YOU GET BANNED FOR ADMITTING TO BEING A TEEN
64, and only because I made up a lot of points on physical and achievement.
>>34627100
>>34627090
i hope both of you enjoy your existence browsing /r9k/.
>>34625497
nigga how the fuck, at least show us your test result
>>34627250
wojack in shit accurately describes how i feel. Now piss off to somewhere else. Im sure there is a whore on instagram who wants you to send her some emojis in exchange for nudes.
>>34627250
i hope you enjoy living your normal life
>>34627351
I dont, fuck that twat. I hope he gets an awful venereal disease.
>>34620135
around 37, not sure how to rate myself.
Also I'm not sure where do I fill in around "moving forward in life, renting a living space" etc, since i study in college but i'll drop out in a few weeks and move back to parents for sure since i'm currently failing exams
Either way I wouldn't end up anywhere above robot tier.
65
nothing at all under "achievements"
55
Women can't be robots? Fuck you faggots
50. Kinda depressing.
>>34627864
Hope you added +20 to that score cunt.
>>34628165
see >>34626164
what's your score, normalfag?
Physical:
14
Mental:
2
Social:
2
Achievements:
1
Bonus:
1
Total: 20
>30 years old
>complete HikiNEET for 16 years, high school drop out
>no one in the thread scored lower than me
>>34628165
I did you faggot ass bitch
58 but not a virgin so cyborg. Accurate description.
>>34628498
Who here shares this lonely path?
Test is bullshit. Previously scored 87 on an older version. Now I'm 112. I didn't just turn into a normie overnight what the fuck
Wasn't gonna attach an image until I got this captcha. What the FUCK
>>34620135
136 desu. I rated my face as a 5 though could probably squeeze a couple more points.
used to be quite the robot like 5 years ago, my life really turned around in my twenties
>>34628613
It clearly says if there are no signs, click skip
>>34620135
Physical
> 6
Mental
> 8
Social
>29 (had a gf 5 years ago, fucked only twice).
Achievment
>16
Bonus
9
CYBORG REPORTING IN.
>>34620135
119, but that's probably only because I recently hit 18.
>>34620135
> 63
> Cyborg
Does this mean I have a chance at escaping this board?
>>34628741
Dating a Stacey fuggg
>>34628741
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
WHEN I HIT 18 ARE THE GOVERNMENT SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A GF? WHERES MINE!?!
>>34628789
You didn't get one? That's weird, everyone's supposed to get one. Maybe you're on some kind of blacklist or something.
>>34628693
I know. It was just strange as fuck since I've never experienced it.
68
I'm an ex heroin & cocaine junky who is now an alcoholic (I drink every night). I used to be an 8-9/10 which got me laid and landed me 2 serious adult relationships and many puberty encounters with girls.
However, the booze combined with methadone and eating way too much cheese (it helps with the heroin cravings, contains a form of morphine that keeps calves coming back for more milk) turned me into a fat fuck who can't look into the mirror without being disgusted. Same with showering, I hate how I look, I feel like a balloon and can't reach places to wash properly. I'm now a 5/10 at best.
I have diagnosed autism spectrum disorder and undiagnosed depression, am still taking methadone and am on a high dose of daily benzos as well (hence the doctor visits).
Back when I was a junky I was way more sociable due to the amphetamines and the general lack of caring from the opiates. My methadone and benzos give me the lack of caring and a general content feeling throughout the day, I sleep like a baby, and I get up quickly in the mornings because my body screams for my dose. I feel like total shit between 5 am and 10 am though, that's when the medication starts working.
Haven't touched a girl in nearly 4 years (been clean for 3 years and 2 months). Knowing what I'm missing is even worse than being a virgin, although sex is a little overrated, I miss the closeness, cuddling and just having someone that loves me.
>>34628839
>t. lost three years of my life on heroin, and another five years on a methadone program that was meant to get us off it
>>34628789
I was talking about a car and house. But you just made my night man.
Also girls have always liked me for some reason. Might be the hair and since I'm genuine when talking to people. I'm too shy and awkward to approach them myself though.
>>34628874
I started doing heroin/speedballs IV at 18yo, I'm now 25. Snorted my first line of speed at 13yo and smoked some dope from foil at 16 though. I was doing all sorts of drugs before I hit the smack train. Besides that, it's pretty accurate.
>>34628879
Don't be vain, you never know what the future holds, especially with such an attitude. I felt king of the world at 18 too, but things can change eerily fast.
Bullshit. I'm 33 kv and got 49pts. There should be additional chart with negative points based on khv-ness and age relation.
>>34620135
Wait a minute, do I have to do the bonus round or not? Like, does it count towards my total score?
>tfw exactly 58
FUCK
not gonna bother counting
>>34620135
>61.
Can I stay?
Oregano post.
59
barely a cyborg
>>34620135
56 here.
Its close, I bet I can become a cyborg by the end of the year.
I scored a 15. Most of the points came from the physical category.
67 points... not too bad.
59.
Oreganoli post.
This is honestly a lot higher than I thought I'd get. If you're wondering what the deal is with having a gf but not even holding hands, that's because it was an internet relationship.
>>34629098
Don't worry m8, I already know I'm in the low of the low right now conpared to my friends.
>tfw 156 points
wow this board has low standards kek
104. Got 0 on all of the romantic stuff though
>>34620135
This chart doesn't make sense. If you get a low enough score, but aren't a virgin then you're disqualified from being in the category you belong in.
>>34622459
>>34626689
Brofist, we seem kinda similar.
>>34626164
>6/10 face
>healthy weight
Seems fine to me
I'm surprised many of you have higher scores, I actually think I'm doing quite well...
>hardly anybody thinks they have a below average face
>55
A-am I really that normal
Anyone above 58 needs to get the fuck out.
I'm a cyborg with 80/195
5 points from social
>>34620135
>144
Not even trolling. Been on /r9k/ since 2011.
>>34620135
51
Rather be a bot than a cyborg, nobody cares for cybords.
>>34620135
is my original score
>Physical
4 for face
My dick is all kinds of fucked up due to a shitty circumcision but most people can't see that so I'll give myself 1 for that
I don't smoke
I shower regularly
>Total score so far: 8
>Mental
I don't have autism
>Total score so far: 11
>Social
My family likes me for the most part
I have 2 friends, not enough for several but enough for a +2
Still in education so I'm kind of forced to socialize every day/ leave the house
>Total score so far: 18
>Achievement
In education
I manage money well
I have 2 dogs
>Total score so far: 24
>Bonus round
No criminal record
>Total score: 25
Wizard apprentice, I'm going to become a necromancer lads, or a trap, either one
>>34620135
where my slightly strange niggas at?
>>34636152
88. Struggle at uni, lost virginity to a hooker years back, never had a romantic relationship ever.
All those people with lower scores and I still feel like shit.
>>34620135
71
if I had sex I'd go up like 30 points
>>34620135
86
Oregano-san commentario
27
Last time I took it, I was a Cyborg.
47
khhv
expected worse tbqh
>>34620135
98, am i a normie robots? i haven't messaged any one besides family in a year + and the last time i went out was with my sister. Got a lot of points in physical and mental