Why would anyone get a bf/gf? It's much safer to be alone.

>>34620001
Is that even physically possible? Fucking Florida I swear.

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>>34620001
>implying any woman could kill me
I would rip her arms off and stuff them up her cunt before she could put a finger on me

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>>34620001
nigga's good

>>34620001
And that's the story of her last orgasm. LOL

>>34620028
his gf was passed out from tequila. He shoved a beer bottle, a hair iron and then both fists inside her before disemboweling her. Like, there was NO indication of possible future abuse from him, no warning, nothing before.

>>34620070
>. LOL
this isn't normie book grandpa

>>34620101
would you rather he said "LMAOO PRAISE KEK KEKS"?

>>34620101
Back in my day we used to say LOL, Jimmy. You little faggots have no manners. While you disrespect me I fuck your grandma in the ass.

>>34620152
yes
>>34620154
we've all heard the story about you and your buddies run over that kid with your tank when you was in korea grandpa

>>34620205
That kid? It was an entire block. LOL

>>34620001
florida man strikes again

>>34620001
BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF

>>34620001
>>34620075
this is actually so sad wtf

wait just googled she basically just called out her husbands name during drunken sex why is this man not burned at the stake what the fuck

>>34620462

ex-husband** fuck

sad story

>>34620462
why would a criminal have to be burned at the stake? stop being so emotional

The wages of sins is death

>>34620075
Wtf?

Wtf is this? That is fucking ridiculous.

>>34620540
because he deserves it lol what

>>34621394
according to random emotional internet whore #6548316