>about to commit suicide
>helium tank, gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask
>turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>close eyes
>mum opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech, forget that there's helium in lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest fucking chimpmunk voice
>tfw she laughs and leaves
>>34617823
Can't even kill yourself right OP
>>34617823
Pretty good, OP. I look forward to reading more from you in the future.
Nice repost faggot, maybe you should attempt to actually kill yourself the same way you unoriginal cunt
>>34617823
fucking classic copy /b/asta
*doot doot repost alert*
op is attention-seeking fag