ITT: Post the last text message you received from a girl (any)

>tfw had no girl to text until last night
>got the contact info from a qt girl off /r9k/
>pretty sure I'm not being catfished
>still dont know how to do the LDR meme if I wanted to lock down that bagina

>>34611154

cease contact immiediately

every female on /r9k/ is either a complete sociopath or underage or both

>Sounds about right
She sent me a picture of some photographer with the same name and asked me "What have you been up to"
Only the picture came in about a minute after the text, so I had already replied to it as a question, to which she responded the above.

First time somebody other than my parents have texted me in a year.

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>>34611202
better than being ignored by IRL women

>awesome!!! 9:30

Hmmm.......

>Ye!!!

Indeed.

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Feels bretty gud. This is what its like when you meet a girl who enjoys your autism and extremely weird idiosyncrasies.

I've never gotten a text from a girl. Or anyone, actually. Even my own mother won't talk to me.

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>>34611300
>tfw don't have a gf who matches my autism this well

Does my sister count?
1234 this is original you whore

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>>34611322
Dude we will sit on the couch and stare in each others eyes just making slurping sounds for 10 minutes like its some kind of coversation. Shes the weirdest fucking girl I've ever met.

Also she likes when I share her pictures with other people so have a yummy tummy

>>34611367
>tfw no autistic gf with a great hip:waist ratio
ok
>probably wont get one because I'm not Chad Thunderautism

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>>34611393
I mean she and I will never have kids because we both agree anything that came from our genes combined would end up being a school shooter.

We're both fucked in the head, but we support each other which is the most important thing.

>>34611424
ok well unless you have some pics of her legs and feet im really not interested in your blogposting unless youre just trying to make me jellin'us

in which case its working

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>>34611462
Here are the feets

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>>34611488
>tfw no gf with a great body that matches/compliments my autism
Now I'm even more jealous.

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>>34611507
Have a butt picture. I have a lot more

>>34611536
>I have a lot more
yeah I bet

>Normies bragging on a Korean Yodeling image board

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>>34611545
On my phone i legit have 200 or 300 pictures

>>34611579
>that hand
oh shit now I'm even more jelly

/pol9k/ told me brown guys like us cant get gfs

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>>34611579
nice nips. I'm jelly.

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>>34611598
>brown

Thats just the lighting. I'm extremely irish with brown hair green eyes. I just have a really pink complexion especially my hands are always pink.

>>34611635
Oh ok so I can still blame my inability to get a quality autistic gf on my race

thx

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>>34611643
Yup pretty much bruv

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Got my first date next week arcanine

>t. 24 KHHV

>>34611598
Its the lighting, you can see his feet are white in the above picture, unless he's lying or has a really fucked up skin condition lol

>>34611707
Nice, that's also because whites cant be robots

>>34611726
Yep, whites cannot be robots

>>34611731
>whites can't be robots

Are you kidding me? Not only did whites invent robot culture, white NEET virgins outnumber non-white NEET virgins at least 2:1

>Hi it's been forever I hope you're doing well!
Didn't reply, don't need that cunt in my life.

>Hi cupcake. You can borrow my login at YOGOBE if you want to try internet Yoga. Yes? Yes. DO IT. Bong? Bong.

>>34612499
Asians invented "robot culture", #1

#2, I'd like to see your source for that second claim and it better not be a strawpoll because those can be rigged

>>34611367
>Dude we will sit on the couch and stare in each others eyes just making slurping sounds for 10 minutes like its some kind of coversation.
You sound like a lucky man