Ultimate qt chart thread get in here robots

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>>34610171
original aslfjas;lfdjasl;kdfj;ldkj

>>34610596
Race traitor fag


Orororoor

>>34610596
Just noticed your a faggot nevermind


Oraoraoraora

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Contacted 3 times by people probably in a US timezone who are all awake when I'm asleep and vice versa. I WANT TO DIE

Also additional greentext version today

Me:
>Guy / 20 / Netherlands
>6'4
>Brown/dirty blonde hair that I don't know what to do with
>Pale
>Blue eyes
>Glasses
>Skinny to average build
>Going to college for software development
>Introvert
>Shy
>Awkward
>Shutin
>tfw no gf ever
>Shy but can talk to people once I know them well
>Friendly once known
>Game a lot (WoW, Skyrim, FO4, Diablo3, LoL, Dota, Many other modern online games) but I'd be ok with whatever you wanted to do
>Likes metal and hardrock. Pretty all kinds of random music.
>Like to joke a lot
>Will probably sperg out of conversation with strangers
>I don't care about your looks or personality other than the things below

Her:
>Preferably in a similar timezone. US can work if you can work with the shitty timeframes where we are both awake and free
>Likes vidya too
>Likes to spend time with me
>Turboclingy prefer (give attention pls)

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>>34610171
Here we go origami desu

>>34610856
So you're only looking for MtF's?

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I dont know why i did this but here it is

>>34610904
It's ideal yes why do you ask?

>>34610596
So, are you cute?

>>34610904
i also like femboys/traps
original

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Truly wasn't worth the time it took to make this

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Postan some original bean sauce

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un noticed master raceee 1000 100 100 100

>>34611048
colorful, very beautiful

>>34610856
contact?

wew lad oregeno

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Chances of anyone being near me are almost zero but here we go anyway.

>>34611283
what do you have? discord kik email or anything?
i can give you a throwaway to message me first
[email protected]

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Updated again
To me my gf!

>>34611379
>>34611283
you still here original anon?

>>34611032
>black is perfect

My nigga

>>34610778
Fuck, I'm everything you described but I'm a Christian :(

Damn this shit is pathetic jej

Why do you keep posting this /soc/-tier shit here?

>>34612448
because /soc/ is normieville
i want a robot gf

>>34612637
The demographic of people who post in these threads are the same as those who post in /soc/.
Actual robots won't respond to this garbage.

>>34612685
i almost filled one of these in
thank you i'm very as the kids say "woke"

>>34611283
why do people reply to you but never message you once you give them a emial?

>>34611379
>>34611795
>>34612741
I'm here anon post kik
I got side tracked my bad

>>34612800
>I'm here anon post kik
anon5622

>>34612857
i think that's all you need to add me anyway
i'll be waiting senpai

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>still no scandinavian bf/gf(male)/gf(female)

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>TFW no Photoshop skills

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I know I should stop reposting it but I feel like it would be a waste to not use the chart since I went to the effort of filling it in and everything.

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Were you expecting me?

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Let's go for no reply o/

>>34613273
Be my cute french BF pls.

>posted in one of these about two years ago
>talked to two girls
>haven't spoken with a girl who wasn't obligated to since

>>34613335
Why not :)
Tell me about you ^^

>>34613382
>Tell me about you
Well, I'm Japanese and I'm a boy :3

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looking 4 non trash overwatch players :(

>>34613412
feel free to add

>>34613412
>I'm Japanese and I'm a boy
best
post boipussy

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and God said down from the heavens, let there be original

>>34612260
Exceptions are always possible anon. Just shoot me a mail if u still wanna talk.

WHY DON"T YOU NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS FOR ROBOTS ONLY ROBOTS ONLY

>>34613412
Just add me on skype or kik ;)

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wassup friends

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>>34613273
you have to fix that facial hair situation my dude

if you can't grow a moustache with your beard shave it all off

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>>34614465
>religion: nothing
>but not atheist or agnostic
that doesn't exist my guy

>>34615335
yeah it does
nilism or just not caring at all

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>>34615310
I love those dogs 7890 original

>>34615359
if you have the slightest belief that a god may exist you are an agnostic, if you do not believe that any god exists you are an atheist

no need to try make it something else for snowflake points

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>>34615384
I just want to grab it's big jowls

>>34615462

You're retarded. People either believe or they don't, they are either atheists or some kind of deist. They also believe they have information about the existence of God/s or they don't, they are either gnostic or agnostic.

This gives 4 possible positions in order of ascending retardation.

Agnostic atheist
Gnostic theist/deist
Agnostic theist/deist
Gnostic atheist

Tbh the top two are the only defensible positions.

>>34615597
>People either believe or they don't, they are either atheists or some kind of deist.
that was my point

>>34615638

You seem to think that agnostic atheism isn't a thing though. You are wrong.

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I added some images, I think it looks better desu.

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might as well post mine

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not that ANYONE would reply to me anyway.

>>34615274
your standards are 2 high

>>34616062
>extremely conservative regarding social views
>a trap is ''very good''

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here we go i guess
oreganin oreganon post this poston

>>34616117
traps aren't gay idoit

>>34616062
I was going to type out a whole big thing but then I realized you were a troll

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Sort of cathartic to write this all out.

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3rd time posting I think ;(

>>34616457
Why are english girls so dull and uninteresting?

>>34616457
U were in previous threads too. What happened to the contact requests you got there?

>>34616457
Your standards are too high desu

>>34616544
They're not actually. You're just a manlet.

>>34616574
>Passable MtF
>3rd time posting
>"My standards aren't too high though"

What do you think? You obviously just want a chad to ass-fuck you and provide for you. Lower your standards a little to something more normal.

>>34616650
I'm not her, you stupid manlet.

>>34616522
I didn't get contact requests my contact is in the chart :/

>>34616650

This >>34616574 is not me.
I understand where I'm posting, but it's an ideal chart I think.

>>34616667
>I understand where I'm posting, but it's an ideal chart I think.

Sorry for being mean @ you (which turned out to be the other anon). I was only triggered because of his post.

>>34616731
Lmaoing @ your life beta manlet

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>>34616871
We are both on /r9k/ anon

>>34616926
At least I'm not genetic trash. Just lonely.

>>34616457
>tfw this trap might be as tall as you

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>>34616942
>At least I'm not genetic trash

Aren't you anon, aren't you?

>>34616971
Uhm I had braces and I have flat feet. Apart from that I can't complain desu

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>>34616497
>Why are english girls so dull and uninteresting?
Nope, I'm just uniquely boring. (hence r9k)

>>34616731
No need to apologies, but I appreciate that you did :D

>>34616253
No, I am just pathetic

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And something whispered in my ear, "original"

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2nd time posting this one

>>34617120
what is that supposed to mean you dumb idiot

>>34617144
>tfw almost your perfect guy but unacceptable political and economic views

>>34617382
h-how are they unaceptable?

>>34617382
It's an ULTIMATE IDEAL qt chart. Compromises will always have to be made desu. Contact her... him.. it.

>>34617382
She's not a guy though

>>34617410
>>34617404
i'm a man now you cheeky wankers

>>34617367
It means fuck you you dumb idiot

>>34617427

That's not how it works sunshine.

>>34617427
Oh yeah show us your cock then.
>you still masturbate by sticking a finger in yourself

Pics and vics btw

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>>34617453
I'll see your sun is shining

>>34617472

SUn shines on my dick on a daily basis. Too bad you can't say the same.

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>>34617144
>MtF
>Unacceptable

>>34617539
mines bigger, and it is detachable.

>>34617572

You mean your strapon? Pretending it's real doesn't make it real.

>>34617561
stop crying, now

>>34617599
it's made of skin, it is better than yours. You saying that transhumanism is bad.

>>34617572
Will you peg me pls

>>34617637
i would arrest you if i could

>>34617634

There's a HUGE difference between transhumanism and your mental disorder though. Fake copies are never better than the real thing either.

>>34617656
Then peg me? That sounds fun.

Where are you from?

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>>34617601
>stop crying, now

Make me

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>>34617691
please stop being jealous it is silly

>>34617393
I'm too much of a libertarian and prefer my markets with less regulation

>>34617722

The only thing I could ever be jealous of is those digits. I wonder how long until you regret falling for the trans meme.

>>34617144
I went to bed the last time you posted, and before you could reply to me. Please control me anon. I do not have a chart made though sorry.

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this is what you call bored

>>34617745
you will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

>>34617764
It depends when i run out of testosterone and other good stuff

>>34617766
no

>>34617828
>no
But I'm a /cuteboy/ and not a MtF freak ;_;

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>>34617770
>no muslim
mega kek

>>34617795
>tfw no dom commie bf (female) to pin me against a wall while he takes me from behind
Why even live?

>>34617858
ftm unacceptable eh?

>>34617144
would you give succ too

>>34617890
as long as balls don't touch

>>34617866
Asking for a friend, do you only like MTF?

>>34617858
>>34617890
actually I just noticed I put male instead of female on "them"
kek

>>34617940
The person I was replying to is FtM you trap freak. No I don't like MtF because you all act like subhumans.

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mulatta here

i am shocked that so many of you accept black girls based on the daily hate threads it appeared we were shit

>>34617987
I don't accept black girls. I don't accept any girls that aren't the same race as me. The antifa in this thread are reddit tourists

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fixed
I don't like books, movies or music... don't know why I'm like this

>>34617975
What about bi guys?

>>34618031
>What about bi guys?
Definitely not

>>34618002
you trump retards need mandatory lithium

>>34618058
Why are you so triggered shitskin? Stop hating your people so much, and begging for white people's attention.

>>34617888
undeserved eights
>>34617916
no
>>34617920
Cut yours off then
>>34617975
this is true for the most part
>>34618002
I can see your point
>>34618058
rude

>>34618160
Nuh uh anon, those eights mean we're dating now

>>34618160
>this is true for the most part
Can we also be bf and gf(male) as well :^)
I voted Trump btw

>>34618180
don't tell me what to do. i think it's illegal

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>>34618088
Here is your reply snowflake

>>34618189
i'm from England sooo.

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Might as well drop it while I watch this stupid stream.

>>34618196
Think? Don't police officers need a good understanding of the law?

>>34618236
you seem to forget. I am the law

>>34618221
I could be your tick to a green card to the Trumptopia where we shoot beaners on the wall together

>>34618224
>women
>honest
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
thanks for the kek

>>34618256
>>34618221
*ticket
meant ticket :^)

>>34618256
fuck off, i can't watch pikeys fight then arrest them afterwards in america

>>34618307
What's a pikey?

>>34618277

I'd like to think there are some honest women out there man.

>>34618253
Would you describe yourself as a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules?

How would you feel about roleplaying with me as the police chief and you as the unruly officer?

>>34618323
a gypo.

they don't exist in america.
basically dirty dregs of society that live in caravans, outside of towns, break things, steal shit and break stuff. before they move somewhere else,

>>34618381
You can't be the chief, you wouldn't even know when to begin

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Real OG shit

>>34618382
Oooh a gypsy
We have those here!
My grandfather's told me stories about them. His mother would hide him and his sister in the closet when they came to town so that they wouldn't kidnap them.

>>34618410
>when
That's easy, Monday morning at the crack of dawn

Besides, I don't insist that people playing RPGs learn some HEMA or literal magic before they place themselves in the role of a character. Unless you're so literal-minded that your immersion is completely shattered at the slightest discrepancy I probably won't need to know all that much about the role of a police chief.

>>34615462
>no need to try make it something else for snowflake points
if you call it nothing it's not snowflake at all it's the oppsite i hate shitty labels

>>34618477
You can't be the chief, because I want to the be chief and even to be the officer, you would have to be a cop, I won't play otherwise

>>34618504
Alright anon, how about you be the policeman and I be the gypsy who needs straightening out?

>>34618527
not unless you had a fight with a real pikey first

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orignalioinoruagnk

>>34618428
>tfw ignored by cute dom FtM because don't live in gypsyland

>>34618550
I'd probably lose, I'm pretty skinny and sub-6' just like the gypsies, but I lack the animal nature

>>34618586
Yeah, but they'd get arrested

>>34618706
You know anon, when I was talking about roleplay I meant the lewd kind, not the "get a black eye from a gypsy before they get carried off in a paddy wagon" kind

>>34618786
it would please me

>>34618786
You're a pussy if you wouldn't let a gypsy knock your tooth out, and then send him to prison to get gangraped by a nigger for a qt

>>34618865
>a qt
You should go look at what ftms generally look like anon, testosterone is one hell of a drug

>>34618838
But anon, I don't like fighting people, I don't like getting beaten much either. I get that relationships are about compromise but founding a pikey fight club just to get my bf off seems like a bit much.

>>34618960
just make sure he smacks you first, then you won't get in trouble

>>34618960
>You should go look at what ftms generally look like anon,
I have. I like them

>>34619004
you're damn right that you do

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hypocrisy at its finest

in handwriting cuz didnt wanna bother with text thingies

>>34619029
Are you really a qt cop?

>>34619067
I am a cop, yes I am.

>>34619210
Tell me more sir
Are British cops as cucked as people meme about on /pol/?

>>34619265
nah, we just don't give guns to everyone that signs up.

>>34619285
Do you have a gun? Or do you bust heads with your bare hands :3c

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Fuck I guess I'm desperate

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I don't know why I wasted so much time on this.

>>34619317
my unit gets basically nightsticks

>>34619350
Why do you hate fit guys as much as fat people?

>>34619350
Your chart is so confusing femanon. You have a bunch of things describing you that you shaded in a swath for. Are you conservative or progressive? How tall are you? What does your hair look like?

>>34619373
Fear of inadequacy. It makes me feel disgusting.

>>34619353
That sounds like it would be fun to tease you about because I have a gun, and I'm not even a cop :^)

>>34619350
How does one define being romantic and / or sexual as a robot. Unless you're not a virgin. I'd say we're all very shit at being that.

>>34619350
Are you the one that posts here about how you like being choked?

>>34619350
Too bad I'm religious. I like Hotline Miami too

>>34619394
Would it not motivate you into also looking better?

>thread is slowing down
>hole makes post and thread explodes

>>34619350
I'll request that contact info, seeing as nobody else is doing it

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>>34619389
Sorry, I meant to fill it in sort of as a progress bar. Leaning conservative, 5'3", and long, to answer your questions.

>>34619418
I'm not sure, honestly. I think they're just nice traits to have, in theory.

>>34619426
No.

>>34619429
No, because I'm a dumb piece of shit. I hate doing things that I'm bad at, and I'm very unathletic, so exercising makes me feel humiliated even if I'm alone.

>>34619453
GAAYY

seriously, you couldn't have waited for one more girl?

>>34619460
Sorry for the assumption. Kinks and BPD go hand in hand.

>>34619460
>Leaning conservative, 5'3", and long, to answer your questions.
Can you also give me contact info so we can cuddle and watch animu?

>>34619460
U only play Hotline and whatever the other game is? No others? I'm not in Burgerland but we could just play some other vidya.

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>>34619350
>tfw meet all the requirements except for one.
FUCK, WHY DID I START LIFTING WEIGHTS HOW IS THIS FAIR?

>>34619512
The other game is Katawa Shoujo

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>>34619450
Don't be sad, Anon. You can always become a trap and receive the same disgusting special treatment.

>>34619512
I don't play a lot of vidya, mostly because I don't have any money to buy games.

>>34619514
Post gainz. Like I said earlier, it's mostly from a place of insecurity, but if you like average, out of shape grillz, I could be able to get past it.

>>34619453
>>34619477
Discord: Emmie#4300

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>>34619556
>>34619450
Oh looks like the hole grew a brain, and btfod me.
Roasted by a roastie... FUCK YOU

>>34619584
And who are you again?
>>34619556
added

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>height stops at 6'3"
very rude

>>34619556
Which part of burgerstan are you in?

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>>34620185
The Northeast, specifically PA.

>>34620210
Are you willing to move halfway across the country if you think you've found someone good enough for you?

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origirfdaaaaaa

>>34620678
UNDERAGE ROASTIE B&
MODS MODS MODS

>>34620678
ayy baby want some fuk

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>>34610171
At this point I want anything except my right hand inside me.

>>34621020
Why would you want a copy of yourself though?

>>34621020
>chubby nigress
>wants nonblack 6'3"+ man to put up with her sass
this can't be real

>>34621157
The height thing is just a joke.

I wouldn't even go near a 6'3 man.

>>34620210
I'm in PA too accept my invite you dingus.

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judge me all you want you fucks

>>34621310
what about 6 ft

>>34621433
8ft
He also needs a jawline that makes him look like a stingray and be full of STDs

>>34621020
uh, im not 6ft w/e but, contact?

>>34610778
Man, Another person with my hair color.
I always got teased in school because of it.

>>34620210
>>34620267
>Are you willing to move halfway across the country if you think you've found someone good enough for you?
please respond

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heres my chart my dudes boney african feet

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First time I post here, but I already know nobody will request my contact so I'm posting my chart even if I'm going to sleep now.

If I will see some replies I will post it again in a new thread. Don't give up on me. And tell me something about you plox

>>34623263
post contact pls
do you have kik?

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i am ur ideal woman, give me all ur cum

>>34623263
HOLY FUCK KIK?!?!?!?!?!?

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a boring person

>>34623333
Are you serious? Do you want me?
Tell me something about you while I'll do a throwaway. I'm going to sleep soon tho.

Nice digits, I already like you

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Someone please (you) me so I feel like I've accomplished something today.

>>34623310
>>34623333
I'm >>34623263 and my kik is throw.away.for.you
I wasn't expecting a request desu. It's very late here and I'm going to sleep soon. I will be awake in 9h or something. If I don't reply now, that's the reason. Feel free to write me whenever you want, tell me something about (you)

>>34623568
>gets one request for kik
>"are you serious? do you want me"
>gives it kik anywyas
>probably wont respond

you're pitiful.

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i cant believe i spent my friday night doing this

>>34623618
No bulling please, I never did a chart before

>>34623800
top fucking kek anon thank you so much for that
you just made my night

>>34620678
what kind of chart is that? you barley filled anything out
to bad you don't have a cock or i would add you