>Got any plans for the weekend anon?

Probably going to invite my girlfriend over tomorrow night, drink vodka and watch movies, fuck, cuddle then fall asleep

Me and a couple friends are probably going to cook some food and smoke.

File: 1437438711050.gif (208KB, 354x534px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 354x534px

"I'm going to watch the superbowl. B)"
>wut? anon that's NEXT weekend
"O-oh w-well... that's what I'm doing..."

Going on a road trip with a few guys and girls, essentially going to camp, sit around a camp fire and drink

Have a 19 hour shift in 7 and a half hours.

Stay in bed all day touching myself