>tfw a hooker pretends my dick is hurting her and then tells

What a nice girl desu

>>34609738
Seems kind of rude in my opinion.
My mom being "nice" to me is why I ended up a loser. Well, partially.

>the asian masseuse tells you your dick is "so big" and when you look down she has both hands around it and that still doesn't cover it
I know it's cheating because asians are small but it still felt good

>>34609730
>>34609758
>Spilling your seed on filthy roastie fucks
You realize that they're lying to make you feel better/tip them right?

>>34609923
Oh wow really, I bet next you'll tell me that water is wet
Fucking retard

>>34609923
>tip
lol, do Americans tip hookers?

>>34609944
Atleast you accept your pin dick lifestyle anon, that's a start

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> it just pisses me off cause I know they're lying
>pick up the pace & intensity to try to make them felel pain
>just looks back, and smirks, continuing to mocking my efforts by sill pretending I'm doing a good job
>cum in self loathing

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>>34609730
>Get a street hooker because recently broke up with GF and I was very horny
>Hooker is at least a 7/10, bretty gud desu famalam for $20 for a BJ
>We drive for a bit and find a spot by an alley Start backing my car up and scrape the top left side of my car on a steel cable
>We park elsewhere and she brings out a pipe
>I think it's weed until she blows out and its odorless
>niggaisthatmeth.jpeg
>She shotguns METH into my mouth
>I hold it but blow it out almost instantly
>She sucks my dick for fucking 40 minutes
>Feels alright man
>She sucks me balls
>Feels fucking amazing
>Cum in her mouth and leave home right afterwards
>Wake up the next day smelling like smoke, shit, and cum
>Turns out some cum dripped into my underwear and it was so hot in my car apparently that there was a shit stain on my driver seat
>Her gum fell into my underwear so I had gum on my pubes when I puled up my pants
>Take shower and go to work

Never again. Scraped my car, pulled some pubes, smoked meth, and got a mediocre BJ.

>walking down the street
>3 am
>balding old man ask me to have threesome with young russian girl
>bash in his head with rock i find on the ground
>drag his body into the apartment complex which he was infront of
>walk away
>chill at home for 2 weeks

>>34609923
>Not getting jerked off at the massage parlor
>Not trying out a Massage Parlor for a happy ending ever
How do you live?

>>34610035
I went to one of those recently.
It was like 25 minutes of aggressive """""massage""""" and then 5 minutes of a horrible handjob where she basically just judge judy'd my dick and punched me in the nuts a bunch in the process.
I had to finish myself off.

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>her face when she didn't wash her hand from jerking off her last customer and its your turn for the groping

>>34610022
Where'd the shit stain come from?

>>34610022

>40 minute bj
>mediocre

>>34609730

''Jokes on you alleyfucker, i'm horribly insecure!''

>>34609730
>tfw I go down on a tranny's dick and she tells me "you're freaky" and then proceeds to precum in her condom