Robots Never Change

>>34608606
Because the majority of robots would rather piss themselves and decry their perceived oppression than rising above their current stations in life. They'd rather life just be handed to them, regardless of their personal merits.
like the entitled feminists that they hate so much

>>34608606
Unless you can explain exactly how to change then we have to change based on our own ideas. Which means being ourself. Nothing will 100% guarantee us a gf, and we do not want to do something difficult for the same result.

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>>34608606
>So get motivated, change youself and get what you want
Jeez, anon, you are such a smart guy. I bet nobody has ever thought of these easy and not vague at all steps to succes.
Seriously, your """advice""" is as lazy as just be urself. Are you proud of yourself?

>>34608781
They are just the male version of tumblr feminists

>>34608826
I have seen scores of threads with step-by-step instructions on how to turn your life around.
Guess what you morons say?
>"Just beeeeeeee urself REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

>>34608874
>"I can't tell the difference between actual advice and being told off"
Yeah
Everyone knows

>>34609803
Sadly, this is not a meme. Even clear, logical, easy instructions get that answer.

>>34609813
>calling everyone morons and dolts and then saying we'll never get laid
>not telling us off
Is this some kind of bait? Saging anyway.

>>34610262
I am telling you off, not giving advice.
Tell you this twice, you're still confused.
What a fuckwit

>>34608606
Hello, Reddit. Glad to see you still think life is fair and we can all own Google if we work hard enough. :)

The game is rigged.
The cards are stacked against you.

If you want to win you need to be bold and unafraid to lay things on the line.

You got two choices. Stay as you are and most likely lose, or eye that dealer, say "hit me" and take a shot. Sure you might fail. But maybe you get lucky.

>>34611230
Who said life is fair?
Not me!
After all, you guys are all retarded.
Here's the thing - saying "change" is not saying "just be yourself"
>Notice I have to keep repeating this. This is because life is unfair and you are retarded

>>34611230
Originally, exactly this.

>>34611686
Fucktard. nobody here wants to change.
those who want go elsewhere.
you'd better take your mother theresa complex and fuck off to your reddit safe space

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>>34608606
Shut up anon, stop trying to help these fucking retards. Allow them to carry on with their sad existence, this will ensure they don't mate and pass on their filthy genes. Their parents have weakened the gene pool enough, it's time to end this cycle and create a more attractive world for our children to inhabit.

>>34611881
what's happening in that picture though?
relatives of you?

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>>34611727
see
>>34611686
Man, no matter how many times I say the same thing, you dolts can't grasp it.

>>34611813
I never said you wanted to.
FFS, how many times can I repeat
>'change' means DON'T be yourself.
before you figure out my point is
>'change' means DON'T be yourself.
?
Of course, you're stupid enough to WANT to remain pathetic losers.
And you're stupid enough to think 'change' means 'don't change'.
SO who knows? Maybe you're just too dim to get the written word?

>>34611911
It's what I'm trying to prevent, in fact these people are more attractive than 80% of robots. There is a lot of work to be done but you guys are on the right track, it's kind of like how niggers constantly kill other niggers.

>>34611881
>Shut up anon, stop trying to help these fucking retards.
I'm not trying to help them.
I am mocking them for their stupidity

>>34611813
Yes. Robots want to be miserable, angry virgin pieces of shit. If they wanted to become something else, they would not be on /r9k/.

>>34612127
exactly.
what's up with those guys who are trying to help and want to give advice to robots?
we've got a board for that.
This board is for self-pity

>>34612285
You sure?
>>>34610896
Yeah?
>>>34609794
'Cuz I see threads full or robots asking for help and advice erryday
>>>34612299

>>34608781
>>34609779
THIS. So much this.
reblogged and upvoted reddit gold

My issue with these fucking platitudes is that's they don't fucking work with out a precedent. Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.

Women pay me no attention despite being very active and productive in my life. I have a job, I have friends(all male), I dress decent at best, I'm /fit/ as shit, I have hobbies etc... this is the advice you give everyone on this board to get women yet nothing's improved for myself in that area. I mean I'd be fine if you guys were honest and just said that it's best to do this for yourself and to live a more fulfilling life but don't FUCKING lie to them and tell them they'll have it better with women.

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>>34613559
>this is the advice you give everyone on this board to get women
No one has given any advice in this thread.
Let me repeat that because you are obviously really fucking stupid:
in this thread no one has given any advice. At all.
A third time, hoping that it will sink in.
This thread has no advice in it.
Everything you wrote is wrong and retarded, like you.
Know why women don't want to be with you?
Because you're a fucking moron and they want kids that will grow up smart enough to wipe the drool off their own chin, which is beyond you.

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>>34613559
>Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.
Yup - NOTHING makes women attracted to ugly men EVER

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>>34613559
>Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.
No woman has EVER fucked an ugly man EVER. They certainly would NEVER marry one.

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>>34613559
>Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.

No matter how ripped, wealthy, famous, etc. you are NO woman has EVER been attracted to an ugly guy EVER

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>>34613559
>Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.
Ugly men have NO chance with ANY woman EVER. There is *certainly* no way a short, overweight, balding ugly guy could marry a supermodel!

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>>34613559
>Nothing changes in terms of women if you are facially unattractive.
That's why anon is unable to get a girl - no ygly man stands a chance, ever.

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>>34613668
>>34613693
>>34613712
>>34613734
>>34613752
huh you sure showed him, women are willing to fuck ugly men and pretend to like them when they're rich, who'd have thought?

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>>34614117
>>34613752
Not rich
>>34613734
She is worth 20x a much as he is
>>34613712
She is worth 100x more than he is
>>34613693
Both poor
>>34613668
She is worth 5x more than him
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You're ALSO a fucking idiot

>>34614399
You got great points.

>>34608606
All these idiots taking the bait.
S A G E
A
G
E

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>>34611135
>hurrrrrrrrr u won't listen to advice
>lol that wasn't advice nerd
Then why are you even posting you actual retard

Why are 100% of normies on this board brain damaged?

>>34614628
>just bee urself

Robots lack reading comprehension. They are scared shitless of actually getting real facts and advice on how to improve their lives.

>>34614704
If you're not a troll, I hope you know you might literally have down syndrome.

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>>34614628
>Then why are you even posting you actual retard
>>34608606
>'change' means DON'T be yourself.
>>34609803
>When people tell you to change, it doesn't mean be yourself
>>34611686
>saying "change" is not saying "just be yourself"
>>34611922
>FFS, how many times can I repeat
>>'change' means DON'T be yourself.
>before you figure out my point is
>>'change' means DON'T be yourself.
Gee, just how fucking retarded are you?

>>34614399
I can be worth 100 billion and I still wouldn't turn down some old bitch that wanted to pay my way

>>34614728
The reason you're a kissless virgin is because you're so angry and hostile and negative. Ever thought of that?

While I don't agree with helping robots, because they don't deserve it, the responses to OP are astoundingly stupid. The outright stubbornness is insane.

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>>34608606
This is how retarded arcanine robots are
Me
>"Change' does not mean 'be yourself'
Robots
>'I hate that advice'
Me
>'That isn't advice, I am saying when people tell you to change, they don't want you to be yourself'
Robots
>'You give shitty advice'
Me
>'That isn't advice, I am pointing out you are making a mistake'
Robots
>'You think life is fair'
Me
>'No, I am saying 'change' doesn't mean 'just be yourself'
Robots
>'no one here wants to change so take your advice elsewhere'
Me
>'I am not giving advice, I am saying 'change' doesn't mean 'just be yourself'
Robots
>'The broad advice you give never works'
Me
>I never gave *any* advice, I just pointed out that 'change' doesn't mean 'just be yourself'
It does prove one thing, though
Robots should never, ever have kids.

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>>34614796
Good lord, that was obvious.

How fucking stupid do you think I am, underage?

>>34614865
Want to know the hilarious part?
If you just keep repeating the truth the thread would last until it hit the posting limit from robots never, ever grasping what OP meant

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>>34614866
>autism.txt
I love how the spergiest virgins here are always the ones trying to bring the board down.

Trashing a 4chan board won't make it any less obvious that you've never seen a pussy

>>34614949
Look at this guy.
Point out that the robots are completely missing the point of the OP and what does he do?
>"You're a spergie virgin, LOL"
Robots are hilarious

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>>34615121
>Point out that the robots are completely missing the point of the OP
Sup, OP

I understand your autism might get in the way of you comprehending this, but the robots are simply telling you that you don't have a point, and ended up looking like a tryhard moron as a result

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The queen of r9k approves.

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>>34608606

If you can change your position without years of therapy and drug use than you aren't a robot. Robots have deep seeded mental problems/criminal ugliness which prevents them from succeeding.

This is why Normalfag advice means nothing to me. It's like telling a homeless person "lol just go rent an apartment with the money in your bank account"

All the robots taking the obvious bait.
This proves most robots are getting stupider by the day.

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>>34608606
Why do normies think we want to jump through the hoops go through all the effort just to get some 5/10 post wall obese roastie who will divorce rape us?
Just let me play vidya and watch anime in peace women are not worth it they are boring and are only good for fucking and sucking but I'm 90% sure hands get people off better than roasties, every porn vid the guy finishes by fapping uselss he was fucking he gaped roast for like 30 minutes. Fuck I hate normies who think they have all the answers but don't even know we don't want them. Why do normies put fucking a gaped roastie on top of their priorities and get salty af when robots won't? Fapping to Sonic porn is way more appealing than some basic bitch vanilla whore who fucked a dozen chads before you.

>>34615181
>. Robots have deep seeded mental problems/criminal ugliness which prevents them from succeeding.

Robots are shit level people, that's all.

>>34615296

Uh yeah, did you just figure that out, champ?

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>>34611881
Is that you Schlomo?

>>34615253

>le pretending the board isn't a incessant circle jerk of whining about how you can't interact socially and attract girls maymay

Dumb omega virgin posting should be an instaban offence.

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>>34608606

Geez maybe in next life I'll be reincarnated into an english single mother who's an anti-altright millionaire.