no one is going to notice anyway...

that;s were your'e wrong kiddo

Notice what?

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>>34608557
GET OUT OF THE POOL EVERYONE OUT WE GOT A CODE YELLOW GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34608565
how is anyone going to notice?
Tell me

*takes a big zip*
Umf
*swallows it all*
AAAAAAAAH. YIPPITY DIPPY DOO! UUUUUUUH MORE MORE!

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>>34608608
We need a poo poo pee pee of Wojak in a pool.

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who /bathroom closeed/ here?

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>ywn have a magic phone that makes girls pee uncontrollably

>>34608734
it also magically incinerates pants, too apparently

>>34608620
I already did, that's how

>>34608760
did pee in a pool or did notice someone peeing in a pool?

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>>34608557
Cuuute!

>>34608608
Pls don't bully the girl! She couldn't hold it

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just chill and float ....

yes women are disgusting enough to pee in the public pool

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>>34608916
Don't bully women for their biological needs. If she doesn't pee her belly will hurt!

Watching a girl squirming in discomfort when she really has to pee is incredibly arousing.

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>>34609033
imagine holding her tightly in your arms in the pool and her shivering, burying her face in your chest.

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>>34609033
patrician tier fetish

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>>34608916
especially if you tickle them!

>>34608916
I don't find that disgusting, but the trichloramine it produces is irritating.

Is this some kind of wierd fetish?

>>34609199
no its just normal.
everyone does it.

>>34608557
The fuck is wrong with you weidos. Literally you like piss?

>>34609199
Like most fetishes, there's disagreement as to whether it's weird.

>>34609205
Most people don't.

>>34609223
it feels gud and relieving af whats wrong with you

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>>34608734
Don't despair my friend. Our time will come. Probably.
>>34609033
>tfw no qt gf to make dinner with laxatives and diuretics to

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>>34608557
>>34608958
>>34609075
>ywn have the ability to make girls pee on command against their will

why live

>>34609223
Of all the fetishes that are still legal, this must be rated as number 1.

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pls dont let this thread die.
mkay?

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>>34609223
this is a girle so she has to urinate

all girle has to urinate or it relly hurts in their cute belly

pls don't look when girle urinate or it makes her feel very embarrased and scared

when girle urinate she cant just stop to move so pls never scare girle when she is urinating

and alweys remember all girle has to urinate so don't bully her for it becaus she can't help it

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>tfw no queue of girls so desperate to pee they're either squirming, starting to leak, or both

I hate my fucking life.

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whatever.
translation anyone?

this is the only good thread on r9k right now.
prove me wrong

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Would you comfort a girl who had an accident in public?

>tfw nobody is slipping diuretics in your food and making you drink a lot of water
why live

>>34612190
>>tfw nobody is slipping diuretics in your food and making you drink a lot of water
are you a boy or a girl?

>>34612231
girl(male). that's the reason why pretty much

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t-too bad anon

tfw not allowed to drink piss in my country
why won't big goverment be the girlyboy urinal I was born to be

>>34608557
>no one is going to notice anyway...
true

especially in a lap pool with lots of movement

it's virtually impossible for people to tell

>>34612157
I would try to but my erection will probably kill her.

>>34609516
>>34612570
no boys allowed