>tfw practice gf says she is pregnant plesae help

>>34608232
It's time for a practice child anon

don't fall for the practice wife meme though

practice daughter had a practice funeral the other day but i couldn't make it. am i bad dad?

>>34608261
I'm not joking anon. I'm fucking scared. Dunno if its mine or if shes slutting around. I'm not ready to be a practice dad or be on muary

>>34608280
then make that bitch get a practice abortion

>>34608232
Good luck with the rest of your practice life

>>34608232
practice boxing with her tummy, aon

>>34608232
now you're gonna have a pratice child :3

>>34608328
wouldn't that get me in jail?

is that vitamin c meme an actual thing?

>>34608348
threaten her and say "if you really love me or want to keep this thing secret, you'll allow this". put your foot down

>>34608366
desu its not even worth it because they cant even take a jab

>>34608232
Do you like super Smash Bros anon?
Your Main is Captain Falcon?
If both answer is yes
Follow after him
FALCON... PUNCHHHHH!!!!!!

>>34608232
>practice gf
What did he mean by this?

>>34608280
If you're serious then kill yourself. Practice gf is the most degenerate shit I see here.

Bro, what you need to do is let her get halfway through pregnancy at least then abort.

Lactation is the hottest fetish, and it tastes way better than normal milk too

>>34608232
you have to reduce her impression of your social value, beg her for money, for a child sex doll, tell her you cant fuck anymore because you might have aids, regarding abortion she will come to her own "decision"

>>34608232
Who do you think's on the other end of that phone?

>>34608509
future bog, telling him someone is taking a long lense photo of him, so pucker up and look longingly into the distance so they can capture our true beauty

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>>34608232

Stairs are free and gravity is plentiful.

>>34608348
Only practice jail