How big's your dick, robots?

Big enough to kill a small child.

>>34605150
Just one? Amateur.

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>5.9" long
>4.7" girth

>6.75" long
>5.1" girth

thisisanoriginalcomment

>>34605139
5.5 inches long
don't know the girth

7" long not sure about girth my ruler does not bend.

>>34605139
~6.2 inches, never really measured girth. Only long because I'm a skelly with no bodyfat.

5.5"

I haven't really had a full erection in a while, 5.9" at best

>>34605139
5.9"
Does it ultimately matter when
>tfw no gf ?

>>34605139

5.3" or something, not that it matters anyway

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>>34605139
Big enough that I'm meeting 2 girls for sex in about 30 minutes.

3.2"
girth is like 1/2" wide at biggest point

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>>34605730

I'm not jealous at all.

>>34605740
decent ftm cock there buddy

>>34605828
eh, i don't care about the size desu.
i fell for the butt meme

>>34605860
are you actually ftm?

if so let me smash that but

if not let me smash that but

What the fuck is girth

7''

this is really original

>>34605139

7.5" length
6" girth

im dead on the inside

>>34605913
How about being dead inside me?

Something like 6.5" by something

I posted it here the other day and someone said women would literally have sex with me because of my dick.

>>34605901
He was the blond guy from Wayne's World. Played by Dana Carvy I think

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>pic related. It's a thoroughly accurate artistic interpretation of me and my bitch. You might just know her as "mom"

>>34605932
>6.5"x?
>someone said a girl will fucc because of my dick
Not very likely unless you're insanely thick like 7" your dick is slightingly longer than avg

>>34605968
I don't think I'm much thicker than average, I think it's mainly because the curve my dick has.

>>34605992
Which way does it curve

>>34605992
do you measure along the curve?

also I was the poster who said that about your dick

>>34606002
Upwards bloxoxio

>>34606003
O-oh, thanks anon.
And nah, it was just a guess from the size of the lighter which is something like 3.25"

Six inches. Never measured girth but it's probably as average as my length.

>>34606004
O I understand then.
>How do you plan on showing off your curved dick?

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>>34605139
7.5 long, 5.5 thick. I guess it's enough to get the job done, and being a super-manlet it looks way bigger than it is.
Doesn't make up for me being a turbo manlet, though. Shame.

>>34606011
3.25" thick
Does it have graphite in it?

>>34606031

How tall are you?

Also that's a fucking monster. I'm jelly.

>>34605174
A-are you me? Am I original?

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>>34606047

Hello my extremely average (possibly below average) brethren.

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rate my cock u fgts

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>>34605932
your dicc looks rather thicc my dude

>>34606020
Do you want me to post it? I don't like doing it because of how obviously obese I am.
http://imgur.com/a/kkPgN

>>34606039
>do you measure along the curve
I think he was implying length, not girth anon.

>>34606043
I'm 5'4". As stated, it's really not that big. It hasn't helped me much outside of camwhoring and lewdposting on /r9k/.

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>>34606055
How's it hanging, brother? And how goes the search for a scabbard to sheath your sword in?

Mine's not going so great

>>34606089

7.5 is pretty fucking big, especially on someone who's only 5'4.

I'm sure you're some MILF's wet dream.

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>>34606110
Somewhere, maybe. Maybe sometime in the future I'll find some milf who wants a 5'4" girly boy
who likes to wear skirts.

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>>34606109

My oneitis is talking about getting plunged by huge dicks too big to fit.

Really makes me think.

>>34606123
>see's pic
>realize who it is
So you're on here a lot anon?

I think mine's 6 inches long by 6 inches circumference, by the best measuring I can do, but christ does it ever look small. It looks fucking tiny. Every image I see online, professional (obviously) or amateur, it all looks bigger than me, significantly, unless it's one of those specific 'small penises hahahahaha' things.

I want to die.

>>34606124
Maybe she thinks that you have a big peen and wants your peen inside of her.

>>34606147
Naturally. This place is where I go for fun times, and given that I'm havin a really, really bad time lately(as are all my friends, weirdly.) I'm probably gonna be here a lot more.

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>>34606256

I wish that were true, friend.

>>34606258
Sorry to hear you've been having a bad time. (also didn't know you have a massive hog in your panties)

>>34606289
>also didn't know you have a massive hog in your panties
That's surprising, seeing as maybe 5 months ago there was a thread with his picture 24/7 on the first page.

>>34606271
Maybe she knows your dick isn't big and she's hinting at how she wants something more comfortable?

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>>34606289
I didn't realize I hadn't been advertising it. It's usually one of the key features I try to show off as it draws attention, y'know?
Do I know you, or are you an anon who's seen me shitting up the board?

>>34606318
Well 5 months ago I didn't know it was your dick
(i did see a suspiciously large dick in your panties though)

>>34606329
I don't know you personally but we talked through email.

>All these over 5.5" saying they have tiny dicks

Fuck off really, I can't never tell if these threads are a meme where people with big dicks pretend to feel insecure or what.
Seriously, if you're over that size shut up.

>>34606326

She knows nothing about my penis. All I see happening is her getting dicked by Chads. I appreciate the sentiment though.

>>34606069
>someone saved my dick pic
Good feel?

>>34606377

5.5" is pretty fucking small. Most SEXUALLY ACTIVE males have 6'+ dicks.

>>34605239
>body fat affecting penis girth
kek

ironically enough being fat can only adversely affects length

3.5 Meters.
Flaccid.
I am currently in prison for involuntary manslaughter.
It was the bully who took my lunch money.

>>34606356
Oh I see, I'm sorry if I failed to keep up. I'm bad at that kinda stuff.
>>34606318
uguu.

>>34606416
It took me 7 minutes to physically restrain her, after punching out her friends while I was in tears.
She laughed at me Every. Single. Fucking. DAY.
So I wanted to make her cry too. It was a pure form of love.

>>34606407
6" is the average for white guys, 5.5" is just a little under that, shut up

t. guy with a 7" peepee tired of this bullshit

>>34606412
you read that post wrong my dude

>>34606437
it's fine man I've been so busy lately

>>34606456

who cares about the average, when have women ever cared about the average. a fag with average height, average dick, average looks, average income isn't ever getting any.

>>34606468
>"a fag with average height, average dick, average looks, average income isn't ever getting any"
>autists on this board actually believe this

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7", like everyone else

I was already insecure enough about myself, these threads are the nail in the coffin for me.

>>34606532
>being insecure and listening to r9k

Nigga what are you doing

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>>34605139

i bit over 8.2" using tape measure

6.5 inch length 5.5 inch girth

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which diccs wud u succ in dis thread??

My dick's 9.8 inches long and 7 inches around
Just a little over average

Do you guys measure the penis from the "face" you see or from the sides/behind? Because from the former I get smaller sizes.

8.45 inches. But I fucked up when I was younger and left the hospital with one testical.

>>34606652
>Wheres the greentext nigga

7 inches, but that's only when it's hard enough to smash boulders, so like usually 6.5x6 inches thick

>>34606558
P..Pics?

5.9 long

5.6 girth.

Is it acceptable ?

>>34606643

You're meant to measure from the top, pushing lightly into the mons pubis.

I reckon all these 7+ inch fags are measuring from the sides or bottom.

>>34606788
I usually measure my dick from the base all the way to your dad's tonsils.

>>34605139
8.5" length, 5.8-6" girth.

>>34605139
It's 5.8inches, and I'm tall so it looks even smaller than it already is. Luckily I don't care, not like I get laid anyway

>>34606643
The correct way is "bone pressed", aka from the top, pushing the measuring tape/ruler/whatever until it no longer goes in, so as to press it against the bone.
It is done this way to avoid having different measurements depending on how fat you are (still, if you have an 8 incher bone pressed but your fat covers half of it, you should lose weight cause it's useless to be huge if you can't even use all of it)

>>34606721
That's pretty thick, not that long but the thickness makes up for it

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>>34605139
6.25x5 and change

>tfw everybody except me has a giant dick
Should I not even bother trying with 5"?

>>34607317
W-why are your balls up that high?

>>34606721
Brotha dick, at least we have girth

>>34607325
I was kinda cold

who /7 x 5.5/ here

>>34606613
>Just a little over average
In Korea maybe

barely 14cm. I think that is like 5 inches?

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6.5'', maybe 6.75'' when diamonds. Don't know girth because I only have a ruler to work with but I don't think it's particularly thick or thin.

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It's almost 9 cm fuck you
all of you
even ladyboys have a bigger dick

>~7.5 length
>5.0 girth


Doesnt matter since ill never get to use it lelel

If I lie, It's 8.5 from the side. From the top, 7 on the dot. Girth is 6.5 and 7 at the widest.

Super grower though. When it's cold out and I'm not even thinking about anything--completely flaccid--it shrinks up a lot.

8 long and 6 around