>Tell me why you're still a virgin, anon

>>34601168
Im an ugly boring person who cant into other people.

>>34601168
I'm not.
On the other hand, you look like you are one, getting dressed like that won't get you laid.

>>34601168
I'm not, why would you assume that?

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oml im wearing the same socks rn

>>34601168
Not sure if tarp..

>>34601168
I'm a NEET loser with no friends that wishes he was a girl. Oh and I like guys and can't bring myself to let one have sex with me.

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>>34601168
because i haven't sought a relationship and i rejected the one girl who asked me out. i'm not at the right place emotionally or economically (have job, still live at home)

efforts to improve my situation have been ineffective, but maybe i'm getting closer? who can say

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>>34601229
>oml im wearing the same socks rn
where can I buy them? They are so cute!

Fuck off Lana. You're not that pretty and your fake tits suck.

>>34601168
Because I'm overweight, ugly, covered in hair, my dick is below average, and I have crippling depression and anxiety.

>>34601243
tfw no bf to hug and cuddle but we both just masturbate to 2d instead of doing gross butt stuff.

>>34601168
IDK HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES I SEE THIS A DAY "why u a virgin anon" "why havent u had sex anon" fucking answer is the same for everyone on this board

>>34601240
Of course it is. How new are you? it's not /r9k anymore, it's /trap

>>34601252
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MYV7EW3/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Make sure to get the black coloured ones.

>>34601168
god I hope she has a penis

>>34601168
>Tell me why you're still a virgin, anon
Because the 80/20 rule is not a meme.

uglyman

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>>34601335
Nope.

(Lana Rain)

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>>34601335
>>34601320
>>34601240
sorry to rain on your parade desu

>>34601168
Talk about not passable
It looks like this fucker shaved his head and put an ugly wig on. I could tell it was a man even from the tiny catalog image.

>>34601392
That is pretty funny since they are a girl

>>34601392
>yfw she's actually a girl
>>34601381
>>34601390

>>34601381
what the fuck, I saved her into my cuteboys folder now I have to delete it? Fucking hell

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>>34601392
yeah totally a trap
kek

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>>34601168
because i have no moeny for sluts on the other hand im a neet

because despite being a fairly normal looking guy of healthy weight with reasonable social skills, I'm incapable of exposing myself emotionally. Just can't do it.
I get to the point in a potential relationship where she wants to know more about me and start getting inside my head and that's where I freak out. I stop responding to calls and eventually just hide in my apartment alone on this shithole website.
Not even sure why I'm like this, I guess I just can't form and maintain relationships of any substance.

>>34601481
dat punchable face, it must be a pleasure to strangle him(girl) to death.

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

fate

>>34601168
I'm not fuckable like you.

I payed for all my sex. On the one hand i'm a loser, on the other hand I made out with two hot Asian chicks at a bar, one with big titties then fuck them.

It cost me money but then so does a traditional relationship.

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>>34601168
because i haven't had sex yet

>>34601190
Lana Rain is no virgin, my sweet robot.

I have social anxiety and I avoid women like crazy

>>34602421
Hookers man. Hookers. A couple of trips to an Asian massage parlor will melt your fears away.

>>34601481
>tfw you'll never be fart dommed by lana after a few milkshakes

Because women want nothing to do with me.

Even if I worked out, dressed well, shaved, and got a haircut I'd still be a boring loser with no money.

>>34602554
Name of that vid? oregano

>>34602244
>It cost me money but then so does a traditional relationship.
This is the ultimate bluepill and robots fain swallow it. With a prostitute, you do not cultivate an emotional, sexual, spiritual bond that will last a lifetime.

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because I'm actually scared and disgusted by sex

i cant even interact with people enough to become more than acquaintances

>26, no end in sight

>>34602636
doesntexistwishshedidthough.org

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Because I look like this and don't have confidence

>>34601229
I also own these socks. I have the white pair with the black stripes as well.

I'm an absolute mess in general. Looks wise I'm pale and skinnyfat that's not good looking

>>34602919
wait... are you maisie williams?!?

Because the universe is deterministic and my past light cone has determined that at this point in spacetime, I am a loser and a virgin