What's the deeeaaaall with women?

ya can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die heeeeyooo *badum-tiss*

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What do you get when you cross a woman with running a business?

A disaster!

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I say whats the fucking deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaall?

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>>34594373
good one

because it's like what my dad said
if a women talks to you see either wants something
or is trying to latch onto you like the parasites they are

Stand up comedy helper should be a regular thread

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>>34594321
What do you call a smelly, worn out piece of garbage that nobody wants?

My ex girlfriend's roastie.

haha just kidding folks, I've never had a girlfriend.

>>34595123
what's YOUR deal?

originalio

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What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

Mega-sore-ass