What do girls expect when they go out for a night of partying?

Validation and cock

>>34594139
fun, memories, selfies, a good time

>>34594186
Having a good (dick) time.

Why else would they be dressed like that? They literally look like street hookers.

>>34594139
Quite simple desu.. have fun. But in the only way they can which is socially and gaining attention

validation, literally the only reason.
if at least one "attractive" chad even looks at them they'll go home with him

>>34594207
>that
>street hookers
its like you've never seen a street hooker in your life

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They get randomly BLACKED

>>34594139
>1-Non ending steam of validation from thirsty dudes
>2- Their way to hunt Chads, while getting free drinks from Beta cucks
>3-....

>>34594194
hedonism haha

>>34594139
>free drinks
>attention
>maybe a good dicking

>>34594207

No sir. If the lady you ordered is planned to look like this you better avoid the "streets"

>>34594269
what? its called enjoying life

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>>34594279
>>34594239

how is this different at all?

>>34594139
They're expecting to find some treasure.

>>34594322
you mean whoring. Life is about learning and finding your true self

>>34594334

The ones that look as nice as in OP's picture will NEVER walk the streets. They have the goodies everyone wants and thus will be the higher end, better paid, classy prostitutes.

>>34594139

To attract the best possible man and make very sure that he'll get the best possible pussy.

>>34594139
Same things guys expect when they go out. Get drunk, have fun, probably have sex. (Real) people like flirting, I guess. Lots of guys who go out also dress nicely. Fortunately for them, girls aren't bothered about skin showing so they can wear clothes lmao, girls know the way to get men to talk to them. Unfortunately that is via dressing in nothing

>>34594383
life is about living your own life and finding your own path. people will spend the next 90years on this planet, and you want to shame them for having fun in their first 20-30years? Is that what your true self has revealed about you? Are you just on this planet to shame others about their life and cause people misery? Is that really your true self?

>>34594463
yes, some of us are here to keep things in check and under control. It's all part of the great plan

>>34594139
Also, as a female I can confirm that when I've gone out in just jeans and a jacket, men haven't even spoken to me. It's good to socialise with both genders, and I even prefer to talk to men, (not to get laid) but in situations such as in bars and clubs they won't speak to you unless your tits are out lol

>>34594139
>get drunk
>talk to friends
>meet new people
>have sex

Ideally without spending any money.

>>34594495
well good for you, sounds like you have your life all figured out, but some of us are going to make the most of it while we can

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>>34594139
>you will never have your drink spiked by a group of stacie's and wake up to find them taking turns with your semi-conscious body in a cheap hotel room

>>34594509
shut up fucking whore

>>34594533
no, you're not going to do that.

>>34594550
okay daddy :p

>>34594495
>spends his life shitposting on a chinese knitting board
>not hedonism

>>34594334
>shorter skirts
>trashy fishnet tights
>slutty boots

>>34594583
pretty much everything is hedonism if you think about it, humans will always pursue what brings them the most pleasure

>>34594611
That's the point, why is one form of hedonism worse than another?

I cannot imagine how amazing life must be for an attractive woman in the west. Going out, getting drunk/high, having sex with who they pick, all without spending a dime usually. Then monday its back to their cushy job where they act modest, flirt with the loser boss a bit so they can get a better position. The average man comparatively is living in hell. And for women to live this sort of life they don't even have to be runway model tier, just above average looking like a 6 - 8/10.

>>34594629
it isn't, I'm not the anon you were replying to

>>34594669
women have to give birth and life aint so fun once you've had a baby. its responsibilities and chores and you miss your old life, its only good for the first 30 years. whereas men enjoy life until old age. so you tell me whats fair

>>34594721
absolutely shit tier bait

They want both chads dick and to laugh at betas. They need both to have the best cummies later.

>>34594721
>men enjoy life
You are so retarded. I guess that is why the male suicide rate is so high?
Men just work more and more and women can party still.

>>34594721

What the fuck are you trying to say?

ted bundy

>>34594495
>he believes in eternalism

Go back to making deus vult threads on /pol/ and leave us alone.

>>34594817

Not only is male suicide rate so much harder, the way men go out is so much more violent. Does anybody realize how bad life has to suck to get a shot gun, load it, stick it down your throat and pull the trigger? Or hanging yourself? Or jumping off a building?

>>34594139
free drinks. it's actually cool to get totally wasted and pay (almost) nothing. try gay clubs or having friends who like to invite you

>meet at the house at 9
>spend 1 or 2 hours doing makeup, taking pictures, and doing some pregame drinking
>take uber to the club
>spend 10 minutes taking pictures once they get inside
>order shots and guys start buying them shots
>take more pictures
>one girl gets wasted to quickly so another starts to baby sit her while the rest grind on the chads in the club
>they all touch base at around 1am
>one of the girls wants to go back to some dude's place but the stacys cock block them because they dont know him so he must be a creeper
>another girl sees the cock block and run's off with chad without telling her friends
>rest of them take uber back and go to bed without taking their clothes off

t. cyborg

>>34594861
You're probably right. "Can I buy you a drink" is one of the most prolific memes in existence.

>>34594861

I'm not gay, but sometimes I think about going to gay clubs. Gay men have openly hit on me, even attractive near chad looking gays, it would be nice to feel wanted for once even if its from other guys. Maybe it will help my self esteem. Women want nothing to do with me.

>>34594817
life is what you make of it dude

>>34594884
i also get a lot of attention from gays. probably more than from women

>>34594871
>>one girl gets wasted to quickly so another starts to baby sit her
>tfw this is always me

>>34594871
Nailed it.
Girls kinda don't really go out to fuck.

>>34594871
this seems startlingly accurate

grils confirm?

>>34594987
Very accurate. Exact reason why I don't like clubbing. Came to uni ready to experience these 'wild nights', turned out a wild night is boring as fuck and going and having a few drinks at a pub is much more fulfilling. Unfortunately, nobody agrees..

>>34595068
You should try raving, very different atmosphere than clubbing and much more wild

>>34594139
I worked at a club and could watch the female behavior every damn weekend. I can assure that if you're not really good looking you're wasting your money and time, girls there go for Chad hunting, the other beta guys are there just to pay them free drinks and in the end of the night they showed at the bar complaining about the whores and I wasn't paid enough for that shit.

My best advice is to bet in online dating, parties are made for Chads.

>>34595068
>prefers chill nights at the pub

whoms angel is this

>>34595090
I'm not big on dancing, would try it though

>>34595186
haha I'm a lil freak for not liking clubs apparently

>>34594139
All of the girls in this OP pic could stand to spend less money on their boring designer clothes and spend a little more money on toothpaste.

>>34594952

Girls do go out to hopefully fuck, but only with chads. Lets face it there are only so many chads to go around, only so many good looking guys at one club at any given night. They will not go home with any random guy, but if chad thundercock shows up you can bet on seeming then run out the back door. That's just the way it is, there are guys that can literally walk into a bar/club, pick a girl and leave with her that night. I don't see why regular men go out, it would be disheartening to see this happen time and time again. Most guys like to deny reality though.

>>34595103
Same thing i currently a bouncer at a club and study behaviors. I even makeup archetypes about the people in the club and assign roles and traditions to them.

I do get hit on alot by slags though

>>34595404
Those are definitely not designer clothes lmao

>>34595419
Meh I just go out with the hopes of grinding on a girl.
Just physical contact is enough to satiate me.

No fat chicks though. Never ever ever again. What a mistake that was.

>>34594139
god damn those are some sexy bitches

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Did you guys do your daily training today?

>>34595438
Im the autistic guy that just goes to get drunk and dance and sometimes pull fat drunk girls
you guys probably cringe at me but I still have fun anyways

>>34595504
>you guys probably cringe at me but I still have fun anyways

No i actually like your type you make for good convos and just have fun and drink. I hate the wanna be chads who try to square up with me or wear tapout shirts and try to be alpha but just sit in the corner and pretend their slaying.

most people are fine just dance and have fun and just respect the staff and establishment and youre golden

>>34595419
I like hanging out with friends and getting drunk. It would be nice to take a girl home but Im not going to delude myself into thinking it will happen every time I go out.

>>34595504

I wish I could loosen up and go out and enjoy myself, I just can't. I end up standing in the corner drinking and making light conversation. I literally cannot function in social situations, sure as shit can't dance either.

>all the virgins ITT

>>34595504
>>34595536
>>34595541
Okay you utter normos what the fuck are you guys talking about at these clubs?
I try to listen in and get an idea but the music is so loud, what the hell would you approach a girl and say?

>>34595555

youre on r9k, what do you expect?

also smashing numbers, anon

>>34595560
Im a bouncer and the best way to approach a girl is not giving a fuck if you get rejected, ive seen guys that are too passive and insecure and look like they hurt when some roastie declines them. Just go up to her and dance aroudn her and she will join or she will fuck off. Another thing is just dance and they will come up to you if interested

>>34595590
this, if a girl likes you she will literally just walk up to you and start dancing on you

>>34594186
Hahahaha this is really it

The music is loud because without music the shit would be even more awkward. Honestly I hate everything about clubs, the shit just isn't for me. I had to learn the hard way.

>>34595590
Yeah I already know all that generally.
But what the fuck do they talk about I see people go up to girls and talk to them

>>34595455

This is the board that thinks anything other than ill fitting dad jeans and an autists hoodie is "designer clothes" lel

>>>34595724
There're no guides you sperg. You talk the same way you talk to ppl when you're not in a club

>>34594322
Whoring out and getting wasted is enjoying life?

What a disgusting retard.

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>>34595560
>what the hell would you approach a girl and say?

>>34595779
fair, those girls most definitely popped into Primark and picked the skimpiest threads they could find

>>34595724
Bouncer anon here, theyre drunk as fuck and its just bullshit drunk conversation. Talk about jobs, what you like, make shit up about yourself, talk about how you make music similar to it

What is their endgame lads? I just can't figure it out.

>>34595560
I don't go to clubs, I go to quiet(er) bars where you can hear each other talk.
We talk about any old bullshit we can think of. The conversations aren't deep or life changing.

imagine what it would be like to randomly start shooting people at a party that you were not invited to lol

>>34595941
When I used to go out, my endgame was simply to fit in with the other girls, I didn't genuinely enjoy myself. Maybe that's what they all do, but who knows

>>34595983
Hmm interesting. Can you give me a quick rundown on this?

>>34596032
What do you mean by rundown?

>>34596055
of course the dumb whore does not know any memes. get the fuck out of here you stupid bitch

>>34595983
are you ready to settle down with a nice similar minded robot femanon?

>>34596055
JUST GIVE ME A PILL TO SWALLOW BBY

>>34594139
I only went out because it was more socially acceptable to be drunk at a bar than having your roommate come home to find you drunk in the apartment.

Now I don't have a roommate, so I just drink alone and play runescape most nights. It's pretty nice.

>>34594463
t. Roastie who has slept with 100 guys and wonders why she's judged

>>34596067
I literally went out consistently for like a month to see what it was like then realised it wasn't my thing. I've had the same boyfriend since I was 15 actually

>>34594463
Shame them for whoring? Why certainly yes, such actions shouldn't be encouraged.

The mindless pursuit of pleasure does not cultivate virtue or helps one find their true self.

>>34596137
time for a new one please

>>34596065
calm it m8 I don't spend my life on the interwebs

>>34595404
The clothes those women are wearing can be bought anywhere for under 10 dollars because lack of fabric, plain and made to look slutty not fashionable.

I bought a beautiful floral, A-line skirt for myself last year, covers my knees, very pretty. Paid 40 dollars for it. It cost more than a floral dress I bought from the same store.

I could have bought 5-6 bodycon skirts or dresses (what those women are wearing) for the price of one good skirt and 20-30 for the price of the 10 pieces of clothing I bought from a 279 dollar purchase.

I'm not saying it's tight clothes that aren't fashionable or designer, just saying the type they bought and how they put it together shows it isn't designer or fashionable at all. Most men or the average man won't care about how a woman is dressed. But when it's time to pick a wife, above average or knowledgeable men will definitely have an idea about how he wants his woman dressed. That includes all of those women wearing pantyhose.

Why are there actual whores on r9k?

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>>34596032
I'm afraid thats not possible anon

Shut it down

>>34596146
ah, but surely the fact that I've had intercourse makes me a roastie. ya don't want me

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>>34596158
BIDF PLS GO

Origibam

>>34594605
>shorter skirts
The skirts in the OP are more revealing.

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>>34594495
>actual fucking stacy
>ON /R-NINE-FUCKING-K/
YOU ANNOY ME MORE THAN THE ATTENTIONSLUT FAILED STACY FEMBOTS ON HERE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is there actually any girls on r9k or is everyone roleplaying here?

Im confused

>>34596055
I'm guessing by rundown you mean details...
and I don't know how to put it anymore clearly than that lol, tried to go clubbing, it was awful, but the only way to have friends as a female. I chose home comforts over real friends. Either the other girls do the same as I did, or they have other unknown motivations

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>>34596271
Attention whoring stacies man

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>>34596158
REMOVE ROASTIE

>>34596273
So this is what the ancient Indian texts were referring to. Okay, its all starting to come together. Thankyou for your time, good luck in the upcoming bog war. You'll need it kiddo.

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>>34596262
>>34596331
quick brothers, channel our ree energy to chase off this roastie

*AHEM*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Every attempt i made towards women in a club failed, roughly a dozen times or so.

I tried talking - too loud , i look stupid
i tried dancing - they dont respond
i try flirting outside - smoke blown in my face
i tried buying shots - look like a beta
i try bringing some friends - on their phones
i try chatting up a group - eww creep

all the nights i wasted, just to end up wasting a hundred dollars on like 6 shots. Seriously a fucking waste, would not want to have a relationship with anyone who goes ""clubbing""

>>34594139
attention followed by a selection of penises.

>>34596411
please don't talk to anyone on the dancefloor, it's the #2 way of killing the vibe right after italians being htere

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>>34596411
A couple of times when i went with some classmates it was okay because we got some booze in us beforehand. Had some fun, didn't bother with girls, we went pooling at a club, after a while some female classmates (way drunker than the rest of us) called me out and complemented me on my pooling skills a couple of times. Didn't think much of it.
Another time we went to an actual club and i kinda just got bored. Most girls there were fucking 14 year old stacies in the making, wasnt interested at all, even on booze. 9/11 would go pooling again though.

House parties are better.

Bring your own cheep beer, get wasted with friends. Same chance to get some pussy but at least your having fun with people you know.

>>34596140
>such actions shouldn't be encouraged
you mean actions like live life to the fullest and enjoy the limited time you have in this world? you dont exactly sound like an authority figure on virtues so why dont you save all that ugly judgemental attitude of yours for yourself. people are going to have fun and theres nothing you can do about it but cry

>>34596462

Italians are way too aggressive

>>34596701
That's if you get invited anon. I think it's been over a year since my last house party

>>34596402
Are you being sarcastic?

Vietnam

Guys why don't you just like, you know, chill? I mean life is uh kinda just like a road and you just gotta take it one speed bump at a time, ya know? We should all love each other. I mean aren't we all kinda the universe anyway

>>34596907

because people like us get all the fucking speedbumps and normies get a smooth road with a chauffeur driven rolls royce

>>34596937
There are people who are born with disabilities and they will always have it worse off than you. What is your solution? Should they be entitled to hurt normal people just because life has dealt them a shit hand?

They expect free shit just for existing. They expect free booze from lonely men trying to get in their pants, they expect free attention from the top percentage of men who are trying to get into their pants, they expect free fun without considering the consequences of their actions. When women go out, they just want free shit with absolutely no effort on their part.

>>34597020

people born with disabilities are under the political correctness bubble, people like me arent

>>34597020
Disabled folks get compassion points.

Nobody gives a fuck about us.

>>34597071
>he wants people to like him or give a fuck about him

There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto

>>34597066
>>34597071
thats because your disabilities is detrimental to not only you but innocent people as well. how many people in wheelchairs have told you to go kys? maybe if you were decent people and not constantly being entitled or delusion people would be more willing to care about you

>>34596937
I know I was just trying to channel my inner shaggy from Scooby doo

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>>34594871

God damn is that accurate.

The stacy cock block is too fucking real man. It's stopped me from things going further with many girls

>>34597117

ive been literally pointed and laughed at just for how i look, i didnt antagonise anyone, i didnt even try to talk to anyone, now i avoid going out as much as possible

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>>34594186
This is correct. They're on the hunt for both of those things.

>>34597144
ive burnt myself a few times cooking but thats not going to stop me from going to the kitchen. so thats on for a letting a bad experience ruin your life. your not the first person in this world to be made fun of

>>34596159
Why did you write an exposition on your apparel purchases? Do you think any of us could honestly be assed to read all of this shit?
No one here gives a shit what wrapper you swathe your rancid roastie in. Find another board to bore with your inane rambling, dumb cunt.

>>34594139
dopey looking broad in the middle would fucking GET IT

>>34597171

Why should i go out and have my confidence killed even more? Even chimps at the zoo only touch the electric fence twice, if you want to defend normie shits youre really in the wrong place

>>34597203
yea except people are not electric fences you are implying that everyone out there will hurt you so thats your own fault for letting one bad experience ruin you, maybe you should have the smarts to not think like a chimp and think like a human instead

>>34596236
I do, please marry me

>>34597249

When did i say it was one experience? Why arent you lecturing people who bully people like me? why do you have a problem with me? if you want to make a difference and change the world and give yourself a pat on the back for being such a smart fuck, then go after "chad" and "stacey" and tell them how much of a pair of cunts they are

>>34594383

>life isnt about having fun!! its about finding your true self(tm)!!

>true self

cool buzzword to justify the fact that youre a worthless incel with no attractive qualities

>>34594669 and they complain and think they are oppressed

>>34594322
Yes, enjoying not making enjoyment the sole purpose in your life

>>34597341
excuse me but chads and stacies also get bullied just like you, like i said you are not the first person in the world to be made fun of. the difference being they dont sit at home hating on robots, theyre not the ones in need of a lecture. who cares if it was one or two of three experiences. im just saying if robots want sympathy then they need to change their behavior

>>34597458

>chads and stacies also get bullied just like you

they dont, they just dont

>>34597495
I'm a Stacy/Chad bully and a well known manipulator. It's too fun watching them break.

>>34597495
in your world they don't but in reality they get bullied a lot especially now more than ever thanks to social media, maybe you have no social media so you cant comprehend it but it happens a lot probably more than youve ever been bullied

>>34597495
>they dont, they just dont
aka
>it's safer for me emotionally to create a fantasy world where I'm continually, unfairly victimized, and society - full of undeservedly attractive, rich, fun people - is to blame, rather than to accept my own shortcomings and faults and play to my strengths to create a life for myself like everyone else has managed to do (but which I have avoided confronting because I'm not in the mood to get off my ass and out of my Babby's First Comfort Zone)
FTFY

>>34595404
They're probably British.

I'm sure that doesn't need to be explained.

>>34594139
they expect to be turned on and fucked hard

>>34594139
Is that the ranch roadhouse in edmonton? I worked there as a porter and nothing gave me more feelings of distrust for woman that that place.

>>34597680
>projecting this hard

stay buttmad normie

>>34594669
I'm an attractive woman in the West & I have done none of those things. Argument invalid!!1!!1!
you're right of course but not All are like that

>>34597458
>Chads and Stacy gets bullied
Top Kekel there lad

>>34597572
>cyber bully
Holy shit, this guy...

>>34594463
A lot of people consider whom they experience things with more important than what they're experiencing. That's called bonding. You're probably a sociopath if you're just interested in bonding temporarily with random strangers repeatedly rather than ever building intimacy with someone.

>>34594509
>as a female

LONDON
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>>34594139
Go out with friends and drink. Everyone sticks to their own group and mostly goes home alone. Even if they have interest in some they'll just look over from a distance and stay in their group. Most people don't do shit and just hope something happens, then complain about how hard it is for them without realizing how passive they are.

>>34594322
Femanon or cuck detected.

>>34594509
Need more females like you in this world. Stay cool.

If your a black robot like me, avoid black clubs.

They aren't for you, and are dangerous.

>>34598968
It's intimidating approaching a group

>>34597020
The old pitying disability argument.
Pain and sadness are subjective/relative to each individual person.
A person can have disabilities and be happy as can be or more so than others.
Not everything is black and white there is always a gray area.