Vocaroo General

Wake up alarm ,whatever u want

wtf is this for

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>>34593987
>Just a boring eastern european with broken england voice and shitty mic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16QrwvzWASN
4 posts before a girl shows up and steals the show

>>34594996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VoFzNwjRqO

>>34595604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TVKvGiP2El
also be my gf

>>34594996
>>34595765
I had to turn my volume down so much
>Good work! Keep it up!

>>34593987
Time for BANEPOSTING vocaroo chain.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1

R8 my voice and continue the scene pls.

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>>34595816
will u be my gf or not?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s130vgljMvn1
Any requests?

>>34595955
Not a girl desudesu. Insecure about my voice and the folks are sleeping so i'll just lurk
>>34595964
Woody's Roundup, right here every day
Woody's Roundup, come on, it's time to play
There's Jessie, the yodeling cowgirl
Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
He's a smart one!
Pete the old prospector
And Woody the man himself
Of course, it's time for Woody's Roundup
He's the very best
He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy
In the wild, wild west
Woody's Roundup, come on, gather 'round
Woody's Roundup, where nobody wears a frown
Bad guys go running whenever he's in town
He's the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest
Hootinest cowboy around
Woody's Roundup

>>34595991
reeeee but u sound like a girl can't you just pretend?

>>34596014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oiokLBipP3

>>34595852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b1POgUkSkX

Gave it my best shot. Don't know what to say though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wWIL4U09UM

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VOHBSMWvDc

>>34595991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nHPrqtgV6J

>>34595852
>>34596072
Pepe edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vezoxrpCdJ

>>34596111

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14fttKzPqbX

>>34596118
That yodel made me ejaculate all over my computer you burly alpha

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I see a lot of women wearing this these days, what does they mean ?

Explain on vocarooo pls

>>34596192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGqnPjR21E

>>34596192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DTfQWpa2O1
for u

>>34594996
>>34595765
Holy fucking kek anon and where do you live that you can fucking scream like that??

>>34596264
i live alone in a one bedroom

>>34596370
OH. HOW DO YOU AFFORD IT

>>34596880
i sell runescape gold and work late
also it's a shithole

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BBErLyRh2i

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s028M0Kt9URT

Deez nuts

Someone give me something to say. I'm too unimaginative.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZLY57aZVb

>>34597040
say "I love big black cock up me wee little bum hole"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04mvAom0Ibv

>>34593987
I've been told that my voice sounds like that of an NPR host

>>34596160
this made me giggle so here http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gFBFHAzwt3
>>34596248
absolutely lost it at that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0riccteBWI9

This is from a while ago but its still fine

>>34597054
Only if you say it first :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0heeZiC0UDA

>>34596192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eyo16mTXk6

>>34596192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03N1edgCcSc

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>>34597095
OK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eij5OLTIYo

hey guys I got an envelope filter

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRHvcOcReg

what should I play

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQj7bn6yU3
strategy game lines

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwJ2z6MTUU
autism because my voice will never be deep enough

>>34596118
Oh, dear, sweet anon
You wonderful, loving man

>>34594996
>>34595765
Be my bf pls blox

>>34596117
Your voice gave my ears a boner

>>34598397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l17HcJWnxi
anime

Im writing a song so if anyone could say this it'd be appreciated:

Theres somthing you should know, im a grief thief

Can you lid the squid?

Hoban scandal update: Wayne sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

You wouldn't let me drink your piss?

Oh great, im going out with literally the worst people in the world

Seed weed

Weed with seed

Paul sees his own reflection in the mirror

Paul sees somone else's reflection in the mirror

I love wayne

I want to have his babies

Kirsty threw hot coffee over me

Touch me again and I'll smash ya

He is the chosen one

Itchy tasty

Yes, ME! ME! The grand old ME! The mighty mighty ME! Uncomfortableeeeeeee! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where's the after eights?

Moogleybate

please I am horn

I didn't have legs but that hasn't stopped me

That joint keeps burning

The soft and gentle beef cows

Do it!

Face full of foot

Whats that? Crispy chicken?

Mini chopsticks

You can milk a cow everyday but you can only sell it once

El zap O

>>34598496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VpfiRxXPMU
u no me so well

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>>34598674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TxkEt0ttqx
please don't play with my emotions
I've never felt the touch of a woman

>>34598777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AF8JqaGpor

Nice resident evil meme

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>>34598840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gsM5SyVfU6
are you gonna drop contact info or not
baby gotta sleep

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gg3HJBe5BP
/mfw thread

>>34598575
Everyone is asleep here so I skipped over the shit with shouting
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UZ9mFbvnpk

>>34598880
Afraid not, my love. We are but two insane ships passing in the night. Until next time!

>>34599021
Cheers dude, would you be up for saying more?

>>34599094
anything quiet I guess
might sleep soon I need to get up early

Suckling semen sweetly from Shiroshima's sweaty staff causes Stanley's sluthole to sweat profusely. Simultaneously, Steven stared solemnly slouched seemingly unsatisfied with his slurping, slick lips subtracting from the boy's sore ass. Slick slaps slid across the trap's now slimy subpar shitting section while steven's sexual moans echoed across Shiroshima's sleeping chambers.

Say my sexual, sleuthful saying

>>34599138 Ok awesome, thanks.
Fum

I have nothing to lose because ive already lost everything

Midnight butterfly

I rolled instead of rammed

Maybe you'll find peace in death

Tom has penis

Sock it to me

How sweet it is

Mummy

Eat some turkey

I feel like dead meat

Ive got balls like baked potatoes

The ice cream man did him dirty

Any anon recognizes himself in this one?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VIx20jKtjl

I would like to talk to him to thank him because I made a song with this vocaroo. He's just great at talking and is funny af.

>>34599053
I knew it wasnt going to happen
and yet im still sad

>>34599174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zYvv6jmN8j

>>34599192
It's okay screamanon, just keep BEEing yourself

>>34599192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXwywNsU8X
Maybe this will ease the blow

>>34599345
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXwywNsU8X
keeeek
if this doesn't put him off I'll be surprised

>>34599357
Hey, I apologized at least!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12HsL6GItAc
Old impression

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LI4cRGN8YC

>>34599345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J0iHJmfq0f
I'm never getting a gf am i

>>34599333
Thanks, you're a good dude

>>34599471
The furious typing was a nice touch, made me laugh in a very sexy way
You shouldn't call people names, though.

>>34599471
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J0iHJmfq0f
fucking destroyed

>>34599512
no prob
I'd rather do it when I had some privacy and the noise of my lips smacking together wasn't louder than my voice though

>>34599523
i was playing overwatch this entire thread

>>34599471
If I wasn't ugly or a boy (if that matters to you) I would attempt a relationship with you anononon

>>34599547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1utzRWJfOCH
Sounds fun!

>>34593987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lCAVJS8nwa

>>34599628
I have 20 assignments due in 8 days and my lack of any motivation and happiness will prevent me from getting a majority of them done

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>>34599628
>>34599628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xRXA7237uG

>>34599551
thanks cutie but i ain't a fruit

>>34599594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xgvBgsfhNi

>>34599717
Fine then smelly. TF2 allows for more growth as a player tho, Oversnatch does seem to be a pretty fun game to mindlessly play tho. Seems like you'd get mad less often and you'd do better more often.

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>>34599734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IVWwp99yN8

>>34599808
i agree but what the community is now and the changes with servers at valves part really killed it for me, it's like in shadow of its former self
overwatch is ok

>>34599960
Yeah, comp is dead af right now. I like that I can choose what maps I want to play on official servers now, I don't have to only play badwater and upward anymore. The community is mostly reddit trash but what fps game has a good community. Playing with online friends is where it's at.
>tfw your only friends are a furry and a normalfag that has no idea what even 4chan is
I'm attempting to train him tho, he seems receptive

>>34600039
i would totally play if i could someone who was willing to get gud with me

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>>34596192
>where my lispfags at?
Stop hiding bitches.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxMEaJo4Tp

>>34600137
I'm not confident enough in my abilities to accept that offer. I only have a measly 900 hours after all, which is often enough to dominate pubs but anything else I get handily beaten hard. Let's have this conversation again in 2 years my answer might be different

>>34600290
i'm barely 300hrs i wouldnt mind playing for funsies either

anyone actually have a man's voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01wtM0amQnT

"I sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balances. The Emperor protects" Whoever can do that the most dramatically wins.

>>34600317
I have 20 assignments to do, angry parents that despise me wasting my time, I haven't spanked it today, and it's late here. As much as I would love to I am unable
>This is the part where I post a voocaroo telling you you've been rused

>>34600626
offer still stands whoever you are

>>34600725
I appreciate it friendo

bingo bango bongo i'll be leaving the convo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R6qIsnBAC5

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IbneqkdJ81

>>34600942
>skyping with someone

jealous desu

>>34601132
1 time she mailed me knee socks

>>34601167
pics wearing them when?

just saying its og, you know

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>>34601184
none wearing, sry

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can a qt boy say:

I love you so much baby, you really are the greatest thing thats ever happened to me.

You really have no idea how much i love you babe


youre totally my best friend and ill always be here no matter what

ill love you more than anyone else will

you mean the world to me

im never going to leave you and i hope you dont leave me

i love you princess
p-please?
IM SO ALOEN

>>34601340
Prove you're a fembot and I'll do it for you.

>>34601387
wtf, I haven't even thought that it could be fem
no cute boy recording for her then!

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Will a girl (female) record a 1 minute long rejection of a beta/omega. This is so important.

>>34601340
Whatever, I managed to get a date with a qt and I'm kinda drunk so I wanna pay it forward, if you think my voice is qt enough I'll do it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s081OZEAYAyy

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>>34596192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9LxHvaUQs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TyiJcQauWg plz listen guys :))

>>34601340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u4XAVcz3s0

here

https://clyp.it/nne1tzhv

>>34599336
beeing myself got me here in the first place