She's walking towards you, do you look at her in the eye?
She's wearing sunglasses so I'll look at her body
I would just say I like her song Birthday and nothing else desu
>>34593029
FEIRCELY check her out
>>34593029
>cute girl walking toward you
>try to be alpha and stare her right in the eyes
>she looks back and smiles at me
>instantly get embarrassed and pretend I was looking behind her
>>34593326
I hate when random girls smile at me. Fucking teases.
>>34593326
>Cute girl walking toward you
>She's too far away so you have to awkwardly look around for a couple of seconds before looking her in the eyes
fuck
>>34593326
holy FUCK anon delete this post right fucking now
hits way too close to home
>>34593326
Bitch if she smiles at you she's already taken the first step. What's stopping you from just smiling back?
>>34593422
>What's stopping you from just smiling back?
I can't make myself genuinely smile for no reason, if I try I end up making a retarded face. I have to actually want to smile and when I girl smiles at me I'm too nervous to smile.
>>34593407
>not making eye contact from far away
stop being a beta
>>34593422
>What's stopping you from just smiling back?
Autism
I know I need to smile at girls but it's not instinctual at all and by the time I process that I need to smile back the moment has already passed by
>>34593465
But then I have to stare her down until she gets closer, which is just creepy
why would an attractive women even register my existence
It makes women uncomfortable the way I look ONLY at their eyes while talking to them even when they're blatantly showing off and trying to make me look at their tits. Look at her in her bikini, she expects me to look at her tits dressed like that. She wants me to look, and when I don't it freaks her out.
>>34593474
>Download pictures of girl's faces
>Smile at each one of them
Autism cured through pavlovian conditioning (Maybe)
>>34593595
that's so stupid it just might work, anon
>be me
>get told I have a scary school shooter face all the time in highschool
>be riding train
>some dumpy 3/10 girl walks on
>decide to stare at her the entire rest of the ride to practice making eye contact
>she keep looking away
>pretending she doesn't see me
>decide to really freak her out
>make my face into the angriest scowl I've ever made and breath in/out deeply
>she starts getting visibly scared
>this is funny as shit.jpg
>decide to step things up and
>start shaking and wringing my hands
>she stops looking back all together
>gets off at the next stop
>success.mp4
>few days later
>try to look qt3.14 in the eye
>too embarrassed
>have look away
>>34593029
I think I would if she's undoubtedly walking towards me. What happens next?
>>34593595
THIS PLAN IS AMAZING! IT CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL!!!
>>34593422
>girl smiles at me
>tfw I can't allow myself to smile because I'm too scared of getting wrinkles
>>34593595
>So this is your place, anon?
>U-uh... what's with all these pictures?
I smile at them haha
>>34593973
*orders angel shot*
Look away and mumble under my breath
>>34593835
>girl smiles at me
>realize I forgot how to smile
it's over
Mom says I'm not posed to look at other women.
>>34594180
Underrated post
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