Why do you even have a cell phone? Do you really need to pay

>>34585920
>$80 a month
wat

i got my cellphone alarm at the supermarket for $20 and it's prepaid.

Man get a better plan I pay $15 a month

>>34585920
>I have a gf
>I have a job
>I use it to check my emails while out
>I use it contact the few family members I don't hate
>I use it for on the go shitposting
>I use it for mobile porn browsing
>I use it to listen to music

Haha must suck 2 b a neetkek

>>34585956
You sound like a normie which means you should leave

>>34585920
mommy pays for mine

>>34585920
>Why do you even have a cell phone?

So that parents can contact me, friends can contact me, and so that I can make outgoing calls (cheaper than a landline)

Also data for apps when I'm out

>>34585920
Because wagecucks love wasting their money on overpriced unneeded things which in all actuality give zero fulfillment to them.

>>34585968
>Being non neet is a normie thing now
It's like summer hasn't finished at all on his board

>>34586033
Having a gf isn't normie now?

>>34586065

Not necessarily no. Your standards are absurd

>>34585991
Same here. I mostly just need it to text her when to pick me up.

>>34586065

Who cares who is and who isn't a normie.

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>>34586112
that's exactly what a normie would say. fuck off

>>34585920
i pay 75$ ausbux a month for s7 edge. i had just got a job and wanted a nice phone for once...i now realize that was a mistake.

I've just got a cheap shitty Tracfone flip phone. I basically have it in case of emergencies because there are no payphones around any more and I don't trust there to be people around or stop when I need help. I drive a shitty old pickup and I'm really forgetful so it's come in handy enough for when my shit has broken down or I've locked my keys in to justify spending $20 every 3 months on it.

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Since my japanese is good enough, I'm addicted to mobage and wake up during night when my energy is full for one game.

>>34586134

No you fuck off, stupid robot.

You retarded manchildren are repulsive, and I know putting up with your kind is something you have to do when posting on r9k, I really do ish you'd all either off yourselves or fuck off back to wizchan

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>>34586112
>>34586065


NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE

GET OUT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34585956
>>34586112
>>34586173

Go to hell normalfags. This board is not for you.

>>34586192
>>34586201

I guess it still must be summer holidays in Australia or something.

I have no intention of leaving little neetfags

>>34585920
>american'ts
>have to pay for college
>woman can take half your shit
>1 hour movie is supplemented by 5 hours of ads
>cell bill is $80

what the fuck man

>>34585920
>80 a month
More like 30 bucks every 5 months

>>34586221
Hah

A robot in disguise. easy to tell

Robots roleplaying as chad is commonplace here. Didnt fool me, Mack.

Normies arent heartless enough to post what you did. Only a robot could do

>>34586242

I don't disagree, I don't really care what label you put on me.

I've always considered myself a robot, but because I have a job and a car and a gf people often spam 'REEEEEEEEE'

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If a girl has ever looked at you with anything other than disgust you are a normie and don't belong here

>>34586274

Stay mad, robocuck

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>>34586257
yeah sure, nice stuff you got there "chad"

By the way...

>think fast

>>34585920
Obviously my parents pay for it, like everything else. And it's more of a handheld porn device than an alarm, NEETs don't need alarms anyway. Jerking off laying down in bed is so much nicer than doing it while sitting at your desk.

>>34585920
>mfw I get 18gb 4G a month / free texting / free calling for $11 a month

What are you burgers doing?

>>34586325
Where do you live?
O

>>34586367
In originalll denmark

>>34586531
Don't you have to pay like 95% of your wage to the government though?

>he has data limits in his cell plan

Lel.

>>34585920
You need a phone number for everything. I still use it for an alarm clock but still.

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>>34586257
you have to go back normo

>>34586085

Having a girlfriend is normie as fuck you stupid fucking Chad

>>34586551

Is it better to pay 95% to companies? :^)

It depends on how much you earn but its not close to 95%. Its around 66% of every $/DKK if earn above ~80k a year. Its normal to pay around 50-55% in tax if youre middle class. Taxes are high but if you use the goverment paid stuff then its pretty nice

Right now i pay nothing since the goverment is paying me $800 a month (Im in grad school)

>>34586595
>Is it better to pay 95% to companies? :^)
Yes, they government should stay the fuck out of my affairs as much as possible

>>34586192
>>34586201
>>34586575

I still haven't seen any rule changes prohibiting people with sex lives from posting here, so you can either get used to it or fuck off to wizchan.

>>34586192
I'm certain you are far more stupid than I am.

t. Chad

>not having a $50/yr VoIP phone
I have an unactivated go phone for alarm/music player/ebook reader

but I never had a cell phone

>>34585920
$30/$45 every TWO months, here.

Just don't get a smartphone.

Also
>Have a job
>Call best friend, mom who lives three hours away and dad.
>Use to schedule job interviews when I'm unemployed.

>>34586257
This. I was the biggest "that kid" in high school, I'm even a virgin and have legit diagnosed Autism. But, because of these factors:

>Not racist
>Have the courage to ask out women
>Went on one date when I was 19
>Have a Facebook account
>Visit best friend at least once a month
>Work full time
>Got my first kiss from a boy in a gay bar when I was 19
>Use to toilet to pee and poop.
>Haven't watched anime since I was 17

I make /tv/ and /r9k/ go REEEEEEEE.

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>>34585920
This is because I also use it as a camera, notepad, calculator, internet device, decision-maker assistant (I have a coin-flipper app), a flashlight, and much more, and by the way, I only pay for it about 14 euros or so a month.

>>34585920
I don't have a contract, I just put money on when I'll need it and then it lasts for months.
I'm spending maybe 50 pounds in a year.

>>34585920
I have prepaid in mine you goof.
10 euros a year and even then I have to recharge only because it'll deactivate otherwise.

>>34586154
How did you get good at japanese senpai teach me your ways

>>34588086
Take Japanese class at uni, fag. Better to have a native speaker teaching rather than a community college cow tho

>>34588086
Native speaker who teached us for 3 years in highschool, but you have to learn kanji etc. on your own afterwards.

-alarm
-news
-internet
-international space station flyover alerts
-encrypted messaging (fuck tha police)
-camera / portable scanner
-banking and email literally anywhere
-maps

This is basically more essential that most other appliances

I pay $30. Unlimited data, text and 100 minutes. I don't even think anyone has a $80 single plan anymore

>>34586303
Cellphone alarms fucking suck. I am pretty sure they turn off by themselves. Or do I turn it off in an unconscious state? Someone confirm. I've been fucked in the ass for using a cellphone alarm before

my normie brother had 11,320 texts last month though, I can't even fathom that.

>>34585920
Mostly to call my mommy. Occasionally I get called out for work on weekends too.

>>34585920
I got a redmi note 3 and don't even use it because I'm NEET

I use a old Iphone 3GS on a dock as an alarm / Internet radio

>>34585920
>$80 a month

topkek what

>>34588226
Also
Trading
Gaming
Podcasts
Radio
Music player

I'd be lost without mine

>>34586173
Why are you even here when you arent a robot. What do normies gain by coming here. Is it literally just to brag about being a failed normie.

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>>34587337
>decision-maker assistant (I have a coin-flipper app)

3.99 euros for 50gigs of 4g, unlimited texts.

Feels good to live in a socialist hellhole

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>>34585920
>80 bucks a month for a phone
I paid 150 for mine and that alone, getting credit though costs 15 bucks a month and even then I only use it for the internet

>>34588539

WTF is this true? No minutes though

I use it for music and mobile games

>>34585920
I use mine for Steam verifications.

>>34585920
6 euros for 8 gb, 400 minutes and 400 sms. In 5 months no more EU roaming

>>34588430
Arnt we all failed normies?

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>>34586022
>This is what povertyfags ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
I use 27+ gigs of data a month. I need a cell phone.

>>34585920
Do americans really pay 80 bucks pero month for a cell phone?

>>34588999
If you want unlimited data you do.

>>34585920
>Buy my phone for 35.
>On sale windows smartphone because they can't get rid of them fast enough, but excellent hardware.
>Defunct windows app store full of shit that wouldn't fly in other app stores, so plenty of neat shit if you know where to look.
>Put in a cheap sim, pay as I go.
>paid 30 quid or so last year for my entire years phone use.
>buy a durable leather wallet for it to keep it safe and a screen protector.
>No damage from even being dropped down stairs once.

who trying to be /frugal/ here.

>>34588999
A lot of them do. You wouldn't believe how many people there are in this country that just spend every dollar that comes in the door. There's plenty of people with four-line "family plans" that're paying $200+/month. Everyone in the family has a new iThing every year or two.

it's certainly possible to pay a lot less. My phone plan is about $35 a month, for three lines (my parents and me) It's pay-as-you-go, it'd be more expensive if we blew through a bunch of data every month, but we don't.

The other thing burgers love to do is buy a $700 phone and finance it for two years, so they pay the price of the phone plus a few hundred extra in interest because they can't stump up $700 all at once. Then at the end of two years they get a new phone and do it all over again. They also like doing this with cars, I know a bunch of people who lease a new car every three years. They have car payments literally their whole lives.

>>34589070
You should encourage that though.

If normies didn't do them to keep them from the abyss that robots are in then there wouldn't be all these great cheap deals for me.

It's like when people shit on 4K televisions - let normies adopt the technology, it's the reason I'll be using a 4K tv in 8 years that costs me less than 150 dollars.

>>34585920

My job pays for mine :^)

>>34588108
Better to have a native speaker teaching rather than a community college cow tho
>tfw exactly what I had
I think I know one native speaker in the entire area

I dont thou~

I have a prepaid service that costs me about $6 a month (i have to pay $20 every 3 months to keep service active). I have very little use for it, but my mom wants me to have a way to stay in contact so I mainly use it to contact family if I have to since I have no friends. It's nice to have internet anywhere too.

>>34589487
which service?? T-Mobile is fucking me royally, I want to get on something else

>>34585920
20 euro a month
unlimited useless sms/mms/call
and 50go of 4G
it's ok

>>34589750

I have T-Mobile, what plan do you have? They have a $30 plan(unlimited data, text, 100 minutes)

>>34585920
>laptop is too cumbersome to take to the shitter
>can't [easily] use laptop to order pizza when lying down
>acts as second screen for researching quests/items/etc without having to alt-tab and make the system change resolutions
>backup 4G internet in case cable connection goes down
>[cloud based] music player which is comfyier to use in bed than laptop

Where's your premise now, OP??

I don't pay $80, I just have minimal data and a shitty provider at $30, which is worth it as a backup because my internet sucks.

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>>34587337
>I have a coin flipped app

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34589025
Here ye, here ye.
Nokia Lumina 635. And a 45$ straight talk plan
Nokia meme still holds up. It's pretty beaten, but working fine.

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>>34585956
>>34586033
>>34586085
>>34586112
>>34586221
>>34586257
>>34586679
kiII yourself retarded normie scum

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>>34587337
>decision-maker assistant (I have a coin-flipper app
i thought i was the only one who did this

>>34588662
I'm sure I have minutes, I just don't know how many because I barely use them.

To be fair that's an offer that only lasts for one year, after that it's 13,99 a month

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>Falling for the smartphone meme payment plan.
>Not just buying a shitty phone.

I spend like 5 yuromoney/month for mine.

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>>34585920
I don't, I have one of those free gubmint phones.

I haven't had to pay for phone service in like almost 5 years.

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>>34586274
what about quiet?

>>34586655
enjoy your third world shithole

>>34585920
I pay $35 a month for unlimited 4chan wherever I go
also so my mommy can call me
if you still pay $80 monthly for a cell phone, you deserve it for being an idiot.