hey robots im just feeling really lonely and sad tonight and

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post apocalyptic deserts are pretty comfy
i want to have a small cave with christmas lights and maybe a tv with old movies and some nice books and a small gun collection

and a pet dog

>>34585852
hey fellow robot, i'm feeling the same...thought i'd go get a rub n tug to try keep the loneliness at bay but i had no money and my credit card got declined.

Now i feel even worse.

>>34586160
have you gone to prostitutes before? is it legal in your country? i'd probably go to one right about now if i could tbqh desu

a nice beej would be pretty good

but after i'd be alone again

>>34586212
yeh, straya got a local brothel couple minutes down the road 150$/h for the full service.

I visit prostitutes far too often, only thing that can help stop the feels, for a short while.

It can be 50/50...if the girl isn't in to it or trying at all and just wants to rush you out it makes you feel super shitty being reminded your only there cause you paid to be; just gotta find the right place/girl.

>>34585852
what's got you down buster brown

check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwokgguGuZM

>>34585852
if you're feeling lonely join us, we're watching movies

https://www.rabb.it/r9kthemovical

>>34586259
kek that's actually in my favorites, pretty funny
just general typical neet-tier >muh depression stuff
>>34586256
what is it actually like? like do you just get a handjob or actual sex? what are the rooms like? if you don't mind me asking
>>34586298
ok

>>34585852
if you have skype/discord/etc. i'll talk to you for a bit/give you links to stuff.

Never mind, I can't share tight pants and body rolls with you after all. >>34586259 is better anyways.

>>34586310
i have a discord yes it's
Jake#6251

>>34586348
ok i sent a request

>>34586307
I'm in the same boat as well. And my half-assed attempts to try to get out of it isn't helping.

>>34586307
depends what you want, where you go.

I been to the brothels a bit they are cheap and always asian girls and the routine there goes; you walk in and wait on a couch while the owner brings you girls 1 by 1 til you decide on one then you go to the room with the girl give her the money, you have a shower while she puts the money away then youll lay down on the bed get a bj i even had some girls go down on me with no condom, then you fuck in whatever position you want for however long you paid for if you are shy and dont say shit like me theyll usually just ride you til they get tired then ask you to get on top.

Brothels felt very sleezy and i didnt really like it, it was all about in out sex. I also tried some escorts off backpage they cost more though and start at $250/h but will be private classy hotels and the girl is independent usually and they treat you alot better.

My favorites are just massage parlors though, nude massage for 45 mins then 15 min handjob. cheapest aswell, 60$ for the hour massage $20 for the hj, $50 for the girl to get nude and touch her too.

Shits awesome, sucks countries have strict prostitution laws it really helps lonely guys...

>>34586389
i think i'd try to touch and hug them as much as i could desu but also i could get awkward possibly

sex/cuddle robots when?

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>>34586386
sorry to hear that my dude
try and numb the pain with escapism and fantasy like me