What is the most interesting thing that ever happened to you?

Someone gave me a (You)

>>34585758
Having a kid is pretty surreal. Going to shows and having to interact patrons is stressful. Both interesting.

I once made a thread that hit post limit and started to auto sage.
That was an awesome day.

>>34585758
>friend of mine killed himself
>me visiting an escort for the first time

Hexaget

>>34585758
my 19 yr old brother killed himself when i was 12, thats about it

>>34585758
Once, a stacy living somewhat close approached me and legit wanted the D.
I just declined, leaving her confused

[Spoiler]i still regret it[/spoiler]

I had sex with a girl while her mom was in the next room over and her sister and cousin were in the living room

My dad died in the middle of my end of high school exams

i met god
i met aliens
traveled to the future
talked to all four elements
been to hell
been to the lost dimension
got a personal army

>>34587051
i also assassinated my uncle by his own accord as a part of some sort of narcotic fueled neo noir 80's acid house greco roman tragedy who happened to be a mob boss

>>34585758
I had sex with a girl in a hotel room where 6 other people were sleeping.

When we were done we went downstairs for a smoke and I got a text from one of the girls in the room. It was a picture of her holding a pair of panties saying "SHE LEFT THESE". Turns out we woke everyone up and they just listened in silence as we fucked.

I was 8 and cudding with my 12-year-old brother. We fell asleep but i woke up in the middle of the night and could feel his hard-on against my pussy, so I grinded against it. It felt so good I still remember it

>>34585829
did they?!
heres another senpai

>>34585758
>Being present at a coke party

i took part in a satanic ritual

>>34587137
I was meeting up with a friend I hadn't seen in a while, and while catching up he introduced someone to me simply as
>my coke dealer

Turned 20 in Nov so far ive
Driven cross country
Done most drugs
Used to steal for profit
Had my car stolen, got it back
Lived in a hotel, lived in the woods, lived in a shed
Had sex, once(Norman get out)
Been in a pscyh ward
Legally died for a minute
Dealing with alcoholism

I'm not in a good place but I don't regret

>>34587137
Nice, how much did you drink?

>>34585758
blacked out on mdma and weed
the morning after my mate drove me home and i did the steering in the passenger seat while he did the pedals
continued getting stoned with my stepdad, while reminising with him on previous drug stories with my mum

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>>34587084
Sure thing buddy.

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>>34588321
Oh yeah, craziest thing I did was go to a "gathering"

Needless to say I didn't drink or smoke cannabis and so spent the entire evening alone trying to keep out of view of others and generally being awkward as hell, probably one of the most depressing events I've been to.

>3am
>coming home from a party
>high and drunk
>see cool shirt on a coathanger
>take it

going to some giant normie musicfest with tons of psychedelic and hard drugs everywhere camping out for like 4 days. i guess. that or driving to california and living out of my car at rest stops essentially for a month and a half then coming home a shell of my former self. pretty much been ptsd neet with no desire to ever leave my room since that one for the past 6 years or so.

>>34585758
>had an epileptic seizure last thursday
>snorted speed once, probably a year ago
>snorted alkyl nitrite once (super lame and gay actually)
>did benzos + alcohol a few times
>smonk le dank 420 kush mah nigga (not interesting tbqh, to some autistic weeaboo it might be tho)
i think the first two ones are only ones worth mentioning but i wrote the rest in there anyway because i dont know what is considered interesting because i have mild aspergers

>>34585758
that time i did a backflip down a flight of stairs and broke my neck
other than that im very broing

>>34585758
One time I was in the same room of two of my friends when one started blowing the other one

>dad died of cancer when i was 16
>once had a friend run away during a bad acid trip (we found him)
>once got a bj in a school bathroom
>once had to revive friend in valium/ket/booze coma with speed