How can you tell if someone is a virgin?

>>34585041
you most likely have the virgin walk

You should probably virgin stand up for yourself.

>>34585060
Wtf is virgin walk?

>>34585041
I think you might have the virgin eyes

>>34585041
What does your breath smell like? Most guys over 18 their breath stinks of pussy

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Anyone else ever get caught because of their virgin wine hold? I got ripped pretty badly for it at a new year's party.

>>34585076
It's a meme based on a symptom of autism known as "autism gait". It only applies to literal autists. Some walk more on the balls of their feet than a normal person would which causes them to have a weird looking bouncy walk

>>34585123
I got absolutely crucified at my aunt's son's wife's son's bris for my virgin washing my hands.

>>34585041
"dress well"
how exactly do you dress?

>>34585041
I think the biggest factor is probably tight repressed body language that exudes self-consciousness rather than the loose, confident way normal non-shy people carry themselves.

Normalfags are body language experts, they don't have to analyze it or anything, they just get it all at once and can form a generally correct opinion about people from it.

>>34585152
either that or stiff af

>>34585152
Am I the only one that thinks
>heel to toe
While walking

>>34585041
Because you're a huge fucking faggot anon

>>34585152
Wrong, all virgins have this. IF you think I'm wrong you just don't realize you do it too.

>>34585630
Very nice meme, mememan. Please feed me more memes

>>34585041
The trick is to have confidence. People have asked me numerous times if I've fucked X girl on campus when in fact I'm a virgin. I just don't mind being a virgin, my mind is fixed on other things.

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>have pretty good stats
>occasionally have to interact with the normals, power level drops to 0
>"yo I bet anon gets so much pussy"
>"brah you must be slaying it"
>"I hear theres plenty of girls in X place"

I'm a virgin and people always assume I'm chad, literally be yourself

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>>34585796
>he doesn't realize they're mocking him to his face

It's okay anon, it took me a long time to become self-aware too

body language, mostly


orgiinal xd

>he fell for the "fell for the people care if you're a virgin meme" meme

>>34585943
it goes even further than that. most people don't even care about your existence.

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>>34585796
You sad fool, they're mocking you.

>>34585796
ahahaha, you fucking faggot, they are laughing at you

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>>34585918
>>34586059
>>34586079

At least one of these isn't bait so here goes:

>happens with strangers at parties/events both with betas and alphas, in private and groups
>have turned down sexual advances from 6/10 and lower women
>have made out with 7-9/10s
>I'm not fucking autistic I can tell when I'm being mocked like when people sarcastically call me 'muscles' and shit because my bmi is 20 (80kg 6'4)

Sucks to suck, lads, stay jelly

>>34585235
All the time because I had to fix my walk

>>34585041
I swear people can smell your virginity.

>>34585943
I'm 27, nobody expects you to be a virgin at this age and I'n sure as hell not going to correct them.

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>walking back from gym
>feeling great about myself, lots of adrenaline
>walking with pride
>see a group of 3 stacies
>get nervous, adrenaline is gone, palms are sweaty
>walk past them, got a whiff of their rose scented perfume
>one prettiest girl says, Omg that guy walks like a virgin
>second girl says look at him haha, there's no way he isn't one
>third girl literally points at me and laughs

>>34586648
I do not believe that that happened

>>34585041
>Chad looks at me sitting down, laughs and says "you're such a virgin!"
I can't believe this happens.

>>34586736
It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, it did. I don't go to the gym anymore and I avoid groups of girls now.

>>34586762
>and I avoid groups of girls now.
You didn't before?
Nothing good can possibly come of interacting with or being near a group of girls walking around in the open.

>>34585123
>Those hands

No wonder he died a virgin, he was fucked from the start

>>34586774
Well, like in my green text for example I would feel confident enough to walk past them but it would fade as the distance glossed, and I can hardly just do a 180 degree and run away

I was a virgin and lost it at age of 24. Nothing has changed much except that since then I'm in a loving relationship with the guy. If you're autistic as fuck, losing virginity won't help you fix your personality or attitude